BobbyWhioux

perhaps an overdue and justified Labor Action in protest of their unsafe working conditions

surely a 25-25 Tie would be a scorigami if it stands?

DEFENSIVE STRUGGLE~!

well, from the neutral observer perspective (as the broadcasters are supposed to be) he's absolutely right.

I've seen it happen exactly once, Packers did it against the Bears about 10-12 years ago, the clip was a sensation on Vine (remember that? lol) I did not expect to ever happen again, though.

hear me out: Run-In.

"if they don't hit 40 something's wrong with them" might also apply to the Lions given that they were up 21-0 before my bagel finished toasting.

was hoping more teams would survive the USXFL merger well, back into "wake me when they relaunch the Oakland Invaders" mode it is, then.

if it ain't Jessie McKay I ain't carin'

cold comfort, but I'm pretty impressed with how long the Vikes kept the futile Rugby Scramble going

DEFENSIVE STRUGGLE~!

Alex Smith: tiny hands, big balls

must've been one of those Vince McMahon things where the correct answer is actually to fight back against his dumb idea to show your initiative or whatever

oh, I bet Rotten could be quicker than 4...

"Do the opposite of what I did and you'll be golden"

should not have broken up that 3rd down pass after all

Cal 33, UCLA 7 thanks for the memories, PAC-12

35 minutes left in your last chance to see some PAC-12 AFTER DARK~! as Cal vs. UCLA are currently closing down the bar for good So far we've got 3 picks, a turnover on downs, an injured starting QB, a missed 20 yard field goal, and a 100 yard kickoff return by a guy who's been held to 3 rushing yards. Hopefully all building to one last wacky finish for old time's sake.

fondly remembering that running gag we used to have hear about reading Jim Irsay statements aloud in the Macho Man Randy Savage voice and enjoying how apropos it sounded

hopefully this isn't the first step of them becoming The San Antonio Outlaws or something Yes I am aware that is a completely stupid thing to consider. I am also aware that many billionaires are staggeringly stupid.

the Sharks suck in every facet it except the new solid color home unis (which aren't even a factor tonight since they're on the road). tonight's New Breakthrough In Suckage: giving up a goal with .6 seconds left in the period. while Vancouver's shorthanded. For 5 minutes due to a Match Penalty. Somehow they've won 3 games this year. I doubt they'll accomplish anything else to warrant my posting in this thread again this season. Well at least they're not threatening to relocate if they don't get a new arena [yet] so I guess there's that positive.

the bomb on 2nd down was dumb, and not just because he dropped it. that was plenty of time left to Mahomes Bullshit their way down the field 15 yards at a time (and consuming more clock is always preferable in the modern NFL anyway). Alas.

Self-professed genius head coaches/offensive coordinators too focused on _tricking_ people to show how smart they are like a heel pointing to his brain after getting away with cheating against the babyface is my pet peeve with modern football, trying to pass (and especially throw deep when you need 2 yards for an essential first down) is a chronic problem, it has literally changed the outcome of at least one recent Super Bowl and possibly 3 that I can think of, it should have cost The Rams a win yesterday (fortunately for them Pete Carrol bailed them out by making the inverse mistake), and I increasingly find myself screaming at my TV for an independent and potent gambling commission to investigate these coaches for match-fixing. Are the Eagles really a juggernaut at 8-1 or do they only look like one because they are the only team immune to this stupidity?

The Giants starting QB sharing a name with the 90's Jobber on the wrong end of the one time Yoko decided to be unkind with the Banzai Drop seems hauntingly apropos edit: i guess he was one of Da Baldies too but I think of the unkind Banzai Drop first

Sam Wyche ranting and screaming in his grave over this