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I mean, I hope Purdy and Deebo go off too if it makes you feel any better

a cruel hope spot before the heel grabs the trunks and snatches the win from the hometown babface

somewhat less insane when you look at the Starting QB Line Of Succession since the franchise has been rebooted. Browns haven't had consistently good QBing since back in the day when defense was still legal and 1,000 yards receiving still actually meant something.

And everyone else should

ESPN and NBC might even be secretly relieved the injury gave them free reign to talk about Aaron Rodgers in a vacuum of hypotheticals without any pesky Decline In Onfield Performance getting in the way of their production notes

final act includes him resurfacing on Masked Singer in a couple years, giving himself away when the audience/judges realize he only ever does songs from the Frank Sinatra catalog

no Deebo and no Trent Williams, more specifically a basic offtackle Run Left by McCaffery behind Trent Williams is almost as bulletproof as the Brotherly Shove lacking Trent Williams causes a ripple effect that renders the whole offensive line suddenly average

Staley could get fired during the halftime speech

The Chargers are a front. their real business isn't football, it's laundering gambling money and/or defrauding the individual bettor.

good night for NFL Quarterbacks who share names with ECW Alumni

YouTube’s algorithm has started offering up original broadcast footage of games from the 70s and 80s and seeing how the game used to be really drives home the ridiculous degree of slack modern linemen get when bowing up in that V shape for pass protection. Especially since the game’s so pass heavy now that they line up like this so frequently. No wonder Toney couldn’t tell he was offside: the tackles are deeper in the backfield than the slot receiver. No wonder so many teams suck at running the ball: it’s the only time the OL lines up legally, and that tips the play to the defense

it's "all three phases" for a reason. Dallas definitely came into this season with a lot of room for improvement and it sure looks like they've made it

then again, Vikings & Raiders appear to be working hard on generating my dream result after all 14:10 in the 4th, still 0-0

the B's will outdraw the A's at some point in this lame duck season despite playing at a Junior College

John Fisher's skinflint ass was such a crybaby about how unfair it is that you have to pay out more money when you have the #1 pick so they came up with a way he'll never have to deal with that burden even when intentionally fielding the shittiest team possible.

this matchup is best chance we've ever had for my dream result of a 2-0 OT game that ends on Holding In The Endzone for a Safety. And there'd be no better timeslot for that to happen in than the Thursday Night game the league's desperately trying to trick people into paying for access to.

well we got pretty close to it this time. maybe next time

c'mon first tie on MNF since 1983 let's go

Commitment to the Hot Take industry ultimately demands that you argue the sky is green, 2+2=5, and Janetty Tried To Dive Through The Window To Escape. He could turn into Dan Marino Mark II overnight and someone would still be out there with a paycheck that depends on insisting he Sucks, Actually. Same with Brock Purdy. Same with Dak Prescott. Same with fucking everybody.

BRRROCK~!

Deebo is taking every bicycle in Philadelphia home with him

Jennings threw that DB aside like a styrofoam cup. Pants are starting to get loose

that "security guard" had no business being on the sideline in the first place. like those tripping goons the Jets had a few years back but he did his job well.

Kyle Shanahan: Offensive Genius needed a full quarter to remember having the best running back in the league run behind the best left tackle in the league is a good idea that makes your whole offense better.

perhaps an overdue and justified Labor Action in protest of their unsafe working conditions