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BobbyWhioux

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  1. you misspelled best the offense has too many advantages in the modern game, there could stand to be a couple more provisions that completely ratfuck it like this.
  2. everyone knows the red zone is where OC's too in love with themselves start trying to be tricky and clever instead of just doing what's already proven effective and beat themselves half the time. Maybe it's "punch themselves out" meta-strategy
  3. what is the sound of one hand clapping, and what is the sound of one color analyst fapping
  4. CMC Is The Master And The Ruler Of The World
  5. As with most teams, the "championship window" is a grimy porthole with latches ever in danger of rusting shut. This roster will not remain financially tenable for much longer. Thus, anything less than Super Bowl Victory is a significant disappointment. Not quite back to the 1989-1994 level of "Anything Less Than Super Bowl Victory Is A Seppuku-Worthy Shame" but sniffing similar air.
  6. Punt Return Touchdown is spiritually close enough to a turnover to suffice, I'd say.
  7. if they go on to lose, we'll say they were rattled. if they end up winning, we'll say they weathered the storm.
  8. Deebo took their souls along with their bikes
  9. I mean, if you've already decided you can afford to settle for the Field Goal in that situation, you might as well leave it on the board.
  10. that attempt at bringing the WR down was so soft that legally you're not even allowed to call it an attempted tackle.
  11. late era Jerry Jones is a lot more like late era Al Davis than a lot of people want to admit and Dallas, like the Raiders, are fast becoming similarly "can only hire coaches that can't get head coach gigs anywhere else" territory
  12. the exact thing they need to keep doing to win (spend 8 minutes scoring), they just did
  13. Saints and Falcons knotted at 14 and, in case you were wondering (I know I was), a tie would be as good as a win for New Orleans since they need a Tampa Bay loss to win the division anyway.
  14. And I had just started looking up what happens to these teams' chances if they tied, too. [Houston would still be eliminated, Colts would have to hope for a Jacksonville loss tomorrow to win the South]
  15. Snyder would’ve taken this as a challenge
  16. and that 2nd Down run lost just enough yards to be plausibly blamed as the difference on Crosby's FG going in or not. Fine slice of red meat for the NY Sports Talk Circuit. Everybody wins!
  17. Cardinals DDTing Philadelphia outside the ring behind the ref's back for the Niners, 35-31
  18. Not only accused the courier of tampering but of said tampering being motivated by antisemitism
  19. I mean, I hope Purdy and Deebo go off too if it makes you feel any better
  20. a cruel hope spot before the heel grabs the trunks and snatches the win from the hometown babface
  21. somewhat less insane when you look at the Starting QB Line Of Succession since the franchise has been rebooted. Browns haven't had consistently good QBing since back in the day when defense was still legal and 1,000 yards receiving still actually meant something.
  22. ESPN and NBC might even be secretly relieved the injury gave them free reign to talk about Aaron Rodgers in a vacuum of hypotheticals without any pesky Decline In Onfield Performance getting in the way of their production notes
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