Stefanie the Human

I must've missed the binder of paperwork scene. Was that in an extended cut?

If I had known there would be so much paperwork for the legal aspects of transition... I'd definitely still do it but I would've tried to prepare a little better. Yikesaroni there's so much to fill out.

I think the world would be a better place if we all had encyclopedic knowledge of Clueless, tbh.

Ooh can I post something embarrassing about my dad too? So when I was a kid, my dad used to think Michael Hayes' nickname was "penis", not "P.S.". Also, during the period when Sensational Sherri sang Shawn Michaels' entrance music, he thought the lyric "my knees get weak" was "my naked queef". Really, this says a lot about my dad, when you think about it.

I can't remember if it was NWA Virginia, but I remember going to a show in Orange, VA that was underneath a free-standing canopy in the middle of a field. Other scuzzy places I've been: - Plenty of shows at county fairs (including one where the ring started to sink into the mud). - Bingo halls that still allowed smoking and were absolutely gross. I gagged walking into the building from the stale smoke in the air from the late night session the night before. Bars fell into this category as well. - A small expo center surrounded by horse stables, so everything smelled like shit. - A roller rink with a hole in the wall. Literally. I saw at least two snakes get in through that hole. - Of course, plenty of poorly maintained school gyms and armories. And this wasn't for wrestling, but I once did a roller derby event at the DC Armory the afternoon after the building housed a foam party, and the floor was so slippery that I couldn't walk at full stride or I would take a spill.

I'm really glad this is the only place I read wrestling stuff then.

My dream match using the late-1992 WCW roster would've been 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Brad Armstrong. A million billion stars.

For me it was because Hogan didn't do superplexes and I don't think I saw a guy Bossman's size take a bump off the cage like that. Even with the short cage, it's still amazing it happened IMO.

This is how you can tell I'm good at Twitter, I can sum up an article of a couple of thousand words that I didn't read into a single sentence.

I don't mind intergender wrestling when done well, but I also don't trust WWE to do it well.

Seriously. If your Twitter isn't essentially a timeline of one-liners, gifs, and back and forth between two people you follow, you're doing Twitter wrong.

It just means Tom Brady's WAR average for the prior year was 5.

Put that cigarette out.

I had to rewatch the episode because of my loud, wailing sobs during the highlights of Eleanor and Chidi distracting me from the final act. Possibly the worst ugly cry I've had at a TV comedy ever.