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Curt McGirt

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  1. This was too good not to revive the GRINDHOUSE REPORT for. Watch the first ten minutes and tell me you won't watch the rest. I dare you. Hell, watch the credit sequence and tell me you won't! ~ GRINDHOUSE REPORT QUALIFICATIONS ~ Produced by FABRIZIO "THE SNAKE" DEANGELIS Directed by ENZO G. CASTELLARI Written by DARDANO SACCHETTI and ELIZA BRIGANTI (ZOMBIE, etc.) Cinematography by SERGIO SALVATI (every Fulci masterpiece) Music by WALTER RIZZATI (THE HOUSE BY THE fucking CEMETERY) Starring VIC MORROW, GEORGE EASTMAN (THE GRIM REAPER), and FRED "THE HAMMER" WILLIAMSON Fuck. Yeah.
  2. Went to try and take at least one thing off my Shudder list tonight and managed to get rid of this delirious mashup of The Warriors and Escape from New York. As soon as I saw the murderer's row of Italian sleazemeisters on the credits (it's even written by Dardano Sachetti, and directed by Enzo G. Castellari of the sued-to-oblivion Great White) I knew it was gonna rule, and it does. Fred the Hammer Williamson chews the scenery and Vic Morrow as a character named Hammer chews even harder.
  3. CREEPSHOW Coming in September to Shudder
  4. "I'm not ashamed to be white" from "Australian and Anti-Christ" and the (removed from the lyric sheet) "can you see the swastikas turning" in "Unchain the Wolves" would still be mighty questionable even if KK Warslut hadn't walked directly up to the guys from Blasphemy and asked them "what's up with the n***er" (which earned him a well-deserved punch). So if they aren't explicitly Nazis they're racist assholes, which sucks because they are probably still one of the best metal bands going. I wouldn't know, unfortunately...
  5. This show could not hold my attention in the least
  6. Of course in WWE Land, they're so proud of it they not only replayed the whole show twice but aired all the "important" bits (like the 24/7 stuff) AGAIN on Smackdown. Whoever said they thought Madusa had a masectomy, I thought so as well, btw... but damn, at least I didn't think she was Nicole Bass.
  7. READY OR NOT This is just about to come out and none of us have mentioned it. Looks fun (and very funny). EDIT: It's actually coming out August 21st. They are clearly doing the early, hard sell on this one.
  8. This might be hard to get people to talk about. They could get Jake Adelstein as a English speaking Yakuza expert that's not afraid to talk in front of the camera, but I'm not sure who in the industry is willing to break ranks and speak on it. I also agree that Benoit deserves a twofer and that The Wrestlers should come back. If The Wrestlers doesn't come back that'll be a real shame. They could cover the rise of AEW among other things. This isn't much of a stretch, even though it probably doesn't deserve a full-on Dark Side ep, but doing something about IWA Mid-South and Ian's ass -- maybe even getting him to tell his side of the story -- would be intriguing.
  9. I'd pay to see them beat the crap out of him. RAW is being replayed yet again before Smackdown. For the life of me I can't remember RAW ever being replayed.
  10. I was wondering yesterday why nobody tried to make film of the Necroscope series yet. I remember those titles were all over the bookstores back in the day. Maybe the ESP theme was just too arcane and the vamps not sexy enough.
  11. Good points. Did it win the Oscar? I dont recall.
  12. Barnett with the Watain shirt -- not my favorite band, but cool looking ? EDIT: Uh whoops, looked closer and it's a Watain/D666 shirt, so nevermind. Fucking Destroyer...
  13. Christ, I didn't recognize her or half the Divas. I thought Candice was Layla.
  14. The best part is they look like they're laughing at him, which of course they would, being the Kliq.
  15. The last camera angle on the last throw though, that was just insane.
  16. Did you really expect anything but? I'm just happy the self-aggrandizement and Hogan were kept to the end.
  17. Somebody gotta gif that poor kid flying through the air. Also, can someone give Joe and Roman a bonus for having what seemed like the only long and serious match on the show, one where they beat the crap out of each other along with cutting a promo? Everyone else probably got a beer, $30 and a baloney sandwich because there was only so much to go around with all the cast and crew.
  18. Kids, we actually got to play with shit like this when we were kids. Rambo was our hero.
  19. Just noticed that they're playing hockey with a bullet, too. Ah, the '80s.
  20. Gotta dig Fuck Hulk Hogan's total unfair advantage on the ice with that stick.
  21. 3 FROM HELL Longest one yet, don't recall it being posted so far.
  22. As said in the other thread, I watched all of this last night on TV and I wish the soundtrack was on vinyl. It gives me a reason not to hate Moby fer chrissakes.
  23. There's not a single '80s metal fan that doesn't know that fact (or they should anyway)
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