Curt McGirt

I have to admit I was only half-watching, but shit like Page getting brainbusted on the floor then him just getting up and doing the flip lariat pisses me off (if it was the other way around my apologies, though just a little less stupid). It's the same thing as that Daga match on Impact last night where he's doing the All Japan "you suplex me and I'll no sell it to suplex you first". Also, do any heels in AEW like, you know, cheat? Is everything a Fair Athletic Competition unless someone's brawling?

Well, just because someone who's an asshole uses something in an asshole way doesn't mean I do, or I am. Black don't crack.

At least you managed to find a trailer, I tried last month to so I could put it on here and there was nothing.

They did? In reference to what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(Archie_Comics) ...well damn.

Goddammit I KNEW that soundtrack was instantly familiar! I've seen Pieces plenty of times. Silent Rage really let me down enough to where I gave it to a friend, but I've got a download if I feel hard up for some Chuckness.

It's pretty good, not as good as I remember Reaper's being. Gets pretty repetitive when the film does, though. This might've been more enjoyable if it was Rifftrax'd. Or if you have some weed.

Somewhere we got "video game" mixed up with "comic book"... probably when I wrote it on accident the very first time ?

Absurd (sequel of Anthropophagus/The Grim Reaper by Joe D'Amato) was on Night Flight Plus so I gave it a spin. It only took four sittings to finish! Like Anthropophagus this one was declared a Video Nasty in Britain for no reason because it's hardly bloodier than a Friday the 13th film, and far more boring and with less of a body count. Basically we're introduced to George Eastman, who played the mysterious baddie in the first one, being chased by a Greek priest and he impales himself on a fence thus leaving him to drag his guts around. They take him to the hospital and he has Wolverine type healing powers so he escapes and kills some people. And he goes to a house with a bedridden young woman, she stabs his eyes out and cuts his head off. The End. I watched this in double speed towards the end because there were scenes involving a blind man chasing a crippled girl down a hallway. ENDLESSLY. There were also scenes of a group of people standing around all eating spaghetti while watching the 49ers play. This was what they cobbled together and called a film.

Loved the jobber taking that... I dunno, throat thrust? from Question Mark and promptly landing right on his head. Not very smart but got it over. "Question Mark" is just too chantable to not get over on its own of course. That was my first time seeing Stevens' attire and boy. The funniest part was seeing his pong* sticking out from under the costume as he walked away. * Swedish term for someone's junk under a codpiece or tight-fitting apparel. I learned this from an interview with a Swedish metal band who were making fun of Biff from Saxon for his EDIT: Urban Dictionary says it's Danish so whatever... they also have lots of... other... definitions...

I definitely think the glass was fake but want to believe the spider web was real (or at least a WWE-style bend-job like Foley's wire bats); they constructed that thing pretty sturdy so maybe they didn't have to cut them out a la the Circus Death Match in old BJW. I'd rather have had thumbtacks instead of the glass but the glass was a throwback to the table DDT so it kinda had to be there.

The funny thing is Meltzer/Alvarez is now reminding me of Vince saying UFC were going to have a death in the Octagon from the Punk shoot, which is a savage bit of irony.

No fair, you know we all want to forget that

You know, I forgot Carrey already did The Mask, which was a comic book movie. He's already put his stamp down there bigtime.

$66 sounds ridiculously low, I'd heard Misfits tickets were going up to $150 or higher. I think a buddy of mine in Des Moines got reamed on his. It baffles me that Danzig is so allergic to having fun, especially Re: photographers. He's got a license to print money and complete creative freedom for anything he does. Apparently he was actually smiling and enjoying himself at the "last ever" show while Jerry was destroying then passing out guitars and even gave one away to a fan in a wheelchair who got crowd-surfed to the front.

I got a wild hair up my ass and learned "Tony's Theme" from Scarface (at least the beginning notes) on guitar one time. As dated as all those songs are they still work perfectly for the film, Giorgio and company did a hell of a job. Rush rush to the yayo groove, y'all. But posting that is breaking the rules so here's "Scarface (Push It to the Limit)" instead. " That is the most '80s thing ever recorded probably, unless it's something else in this thread.

Jim decided that he had to surpass both Dennis Hopper and Raul Julia in comic book movie scenery chewing... I'm not sure whether to be admire him or be terrified. At the very least he is carrying on a grand tradition.

You really would think Kairi would have a smarter grasp of psychology than to wail on something rock hard and sensationless

It is. The match is hilarious (and was only like eight minutes) but I can't find it online now.

Dammit Newbury... Anyway. So Emmy Rossum is gone from Shameless and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Having the bitchy little sister being the focal point of the show is not as interesting as doe-eyed Rossum trying to keep everyone else and her own shit together. I also get the feeling she is going to do something tremendously stupid this season because it looks like she's been shoplifting again, and an episode is entitled "Debbie May Be A Prostitute". At least Luis Guzman is back again to cause havoc with Frank.

I just watched part of the shoot interview with X-Pac where he talks about Chyna's giant clit and he posited that she may have been a hermaphrodite but he didn't know. I'm not sure how many drugs you have to be on to have sex with someone and not know if they are a hermaphrodite, but he was on them. Thank you for reminding me of that piranesi ANYWAY. I was wondering why Sin Cara was on my TV getting powerbombed to hell by Drew Mac and thought "but didn't that guy just quit", didn't know this was pretaped. That makes sense. Seth working with WALTER also makes sense because he's a guy who can't do anything that looks realistic and it's impossible for WALTER to do anything that doesn't. Boy does Seth's "flying light shove" (I dare not call it a tope) look extra crappy when you have one of the Street Profits just crushing somebody with their full body weight right after. That "Team Red" stuff was of course obnoxious. Brand supremacy y'all!

A Youtube rabbit hole led to this. Still absolutely hilarious.

Apparently Harley felt the same way considering how he just pitched him out of the ring as soon as he got in there. That has to be one of the most vocal matches I've ever seen, everybody growling up a storm. Love Blackwell's reaction at the end, standing there hands on hips, then coming out and tossing one half-hearted blow while Khan and Harley are fighting with the chairs. "Hey, Joe couldn't keep them apart, what do you expect me to do?" EDIT: Fujiwara versus... Bob Slaughter? Okay.

This might not be around long

Technically not a gif but this is a reminder of where the spider net came from