The Comedian

Estevez is absolutely fucking brilliant playing Billy The Kid as a charismaticly manipulative psychopath. The way he uses Tunstall's death as an excuse to sate his bloodlust, the way he obfuscates stupidity or geniality in order to catch people off-guard, the constant lectures on friendship to the "pals" as he gets them killed one by one through two movies, it really is a fantastically nuanced performance.

The sad thing about Undertaker is that the 90's should be his best period, but he got put in that "monster who fights other monsters" gimmick that stuck him in crappy feuds with guys like Giant Gonzalez and Mabel. And Kris Kristofferson's son was in development, and they named him Garrett Dylan? What was the second choice, Blade Dorff?

Did people stop appreciating New Jack Swing already? Don't tell me we gotta RIP this thread...

The question ain't "what's Simmons worth to them?" so much as it is "how'd SImmons get to be worth that much?"

They could just use the Rankin/Bass version as a model.

I've hated Stephen A-hole Smith ever since he was writing for the Philadelphia Inquirer and decided to be David Stern's hatchet man and attack Philly fans for booing Kobe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? I'm still trying to figure out what he's got on them. Ten years ago he was the name-dropping Boston homer columnist that everyone made fun of, and now he's NBA expert numero uno, he's the head of the blog that basically makes up the editorial/commentary section of ESPN's website, and he's all over their TV despite the fact that he sounds like Wally fucking Cox.

all this EN090 talk got me thinking about another notorious TNA fan. I found a tribute video to him on youtube...

DAMMIT BRYAN REST THAT ARM/NECK OF YOURS! ...um. I mean. (Hopefully he didn't hit a dropkick on them) SCREW THAT, HE'S PROTECTING THE BUSINESS DAMMIT!

"I hit Alex." OK between that and "WHY AM I ALIVE?" Family Ties has some potent Very Special cachet as well...

I don't know that any sitcom can top the Fresh Prince Very Special Episode trifecta of "Carlton finds out about racist cops", "Will gets shot", and "Will's dad is an asshole".

How you gonna have a trailer for a Steve Blackman bail bondsman show and not show him bicycle kick a single door in?

also I gotta represent with the Uptown Unplugged version of "Come And Talk To Me" where Jodeci breaks into RHCP's "Give It Away" midway through the song...

drop the Chuckii Booker on 'em...

I remember everybody thought Children of the Corn and 2Pac sampled this shit when really all three sampled DeBarge...

Gotta get a little Shai in there...

I could pull out all kinds of shit on this thread son but we'll start with this gem... aw lemme get this jawn in here too... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODLnKLaGWs

I'm pretty sure Bad News worked exclusively heel in Stampede. Obviously he did in WWF. His UWFI stuff was worked shoot so there was no heel/face dynamic. The only time I can think of where he might have worked face is his early Japanese stuff.

Did Bad News Allen/Brown ever work face?

One of the more underrated 80's moments ever was the Junkions scene from Transformers: The Movie with "Dare To Be Stupid" playing... Combining Weird Al and Transformers is about as 80's as reading Bloom County in a mesh shirt and Jams while hopping on a Pogo Ball...

Yeah, when a pop artist says that they're too good for something that Michael Jackson was cool with, you might as well just tattoo "jerkoff" on their forehead and be done with it.

Hey does that article mention anything about Vince's obsession with black guys bleaching their hair blonde? (Reed, Koko, MOM, Benjamin) I always wondered about that shit...

Ain't nobody gonna be laughing in 2017 when the homies MCW Nerlens and Joel got the East on lock...

Yeah it's kind of an internet hate cliche, like hipsters or M. Night Shyamalan.

Hey they made a movie with Mick Foley, Johnny Brennan from the Jerky Boys, and Rudy Ray motherfucking Moore in it, so they're cool in my book.

I've never watched Die Hard. Which is especially weird considering I'm a huge late 80's/early 90's action buff. Just never got around to it.