The Comedian

Well you could say Colorado killed the Pac 12 by joining. They coulda had the Texas 4-pack, but they only wanted 3 of them since they'd already brought in the Buffs so the deal fell apart and they had to settle for Utah. And now of course Colorado is jumping right back to the Big 12. Pretty impactful for a program that hasn't been worth a shit since Rashaan Salaam was playing...

Disney gon buy the rights to No Holds Barred and remake it with Bobby Lashley as Rip... If Seth MacFarlane was here he'd probably make a "Disney's cool with the puppet as long as he only says anti-Semitic slurs" joke...but honestly I never got his harping on Disney being anti-Semitic what with Walt in the ground for like half a century and Michael Eisner running the company the bulk of our formative years....

Not to mention, you don't have to use tissues, or your sleeve, or napkins, or any of these...

Jay Lethal realizing that Ric Flair may well die from a superplex and nixing the spot in Flair's last match comes to mind...

If you're starting to get down on yourself for not having a physique like that, he'd like you to know that yours is no disgrace either...

Blade Runners?

Ok, so everyman has to chauffeur bad guy around while he does bad guy things, but bad guy is also a malicious and possibly supernatural psychopath who has a has it out for the protagonist. So, Collateral crossed with The Hitcher then...

Gilbert Gottfried would've been proud...

Yeah, I don't think they fix everything, but I do think that they put a good deal of effort into making sure that the Lakers win at least a couple titles a decade...of the big 4 the NBA definitely caters the most to bandwagon fans...

Candidates for the Sixers job include Sam Cassell, Mike D'Antoni, Monty WIlliams, Mike Buttonholeser, Jeff Van Gundy, Stan Van Gundy, Bernie Bickerstaff, Dick Versace, Dick Motta, Dick Harter, DIck Vitale, and the annual plea to Jay Wright. Meanwhile, the best idea I have heard is the grass roots campaign among Sixers fans to get the team to hire Philly legend Dawn Staley... And the worst idea I have heard is former Sixers player and current media talking head/apologist for douchenozzley millenial fans who think Magic, BIrd, and Jordan all sucked cause they didn't get triple doubles like Westbrook, JJ Redick...

Well, he could always use his double underhook piledriver or Kudome Valentine on Brock... ...all together now... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLROFLZ...

I feel like Leslie was on the cusp of putting it all together when the accident happened. After that he really shouldn't have gotten back in the ring.

Zenk was basically a less charismatic Paul Roma. Great worker, up there with Brunzell and Holly in terms of great dropkick off the whip, but just a dull generic tan pretty boy look. Could've used a stand-out finish too. Started out with the sleeper, but never put in the work to get it over (Say what you want about Beefcake, but that guy got his sleeper OVER). Then after they start pushing him as a high-flyer, he tended to flip between the missile dropkick and crossbody without ever really establishing one.

I thought it was Ras Mussin' myself (like the old Nuggets center Blair) until a little while back when I heard I heard Phil pronounce it. I double-checked to make sure it wasn't a rib, and yes, the pronunciation is Ras-moose-en...

Mr. Ras-moose-en, You know I was a fan since I first saw your CONTENT~! in '99. Being The Comedian, I had to pay my tribute to you with a rib. Hopefully, once you're settled into whatever corner of purgatory God sticks Cowboys fans in, you'll look down and, among all the love, you'll get a LOL out of a donation from an old "friend" of DVDVR. Thanks for a quarter century of unbridled enthusiasm pal...

Get this guy together with Bryan Danielson and Seth Rollins and you've got the makings of a joke ...

Yeah, there's a lot of things you can get on Vince about, but asking employees to put in time he wouldn't himself ain't one of them ...

That's a good list bud but I'm sticking with Mizuki finally winning Princess of Princess by beating long-time tag partner Yuka Sakazaki at TJPW Grand Princess as MOTY so far...

Oh man, my thoughts... - Don't agree with the main event booking, more based on my old school feeling that Mania shouldn't end on a heel victory than anything else. Though for those saying it seemed like a Vince call, I felt a lot more like it came from noted "JCP-style dominant heel champ protected by stable" fan HHH. Not the worst booking decision of the show either. - OK I don't know if they had to audible because of that gash, but Edge winning was way more of a Vince-esque LOL ATTITUDE ERA RELIC WINS moment. Edge and Beth already got the feel good win in the tag match. Balor should've won here. Edge does nothing for me, I never bought him as a main eventer and buy him even less as a "legend". - And then there's Asuka now being 0-4 at Mania. Yes Bianca is a wunderkind in the ring and she's super popular and all but she's starting to become dull invincible champ. Kana, go back to Japan and maybe take Bayley with you because they've reduced her from great heel Karen character to generic evil stable leader. And yes, her stable was also victim to LOL ATTITUDE ERA RELICS WIN... - And finally as a Miz fan...ok ok ok maybe he's got zero ego about his character. Maybe he's the anti-mark for self. Maybe he's content to do his reality show and his interview segments and get beaten up by celebrities and eaten by zombies and such. But a part of me kinda hopes he's seeing how Miz Jr. Friedman is getting booked in the other place and at least is curious about getting Tony Khan's number...

As I've said before, Murray has a long history of spousal abuse and on-set prima donnaism, but then he shows up unannounced at some random person's wedding reception and everyone forgets and says, "Gee, what a fun and quirky guy that Bill Murray is." I think he's just permanently miserable because he wants to be seen as a serious actor, but his comedy style is so droll and dry that even when he tries to play straight, he seems like he's doing comedy (i.e. The Razor's Edge).

I loved Austin bringing back the piledriver for the Angle feud.

My buddy Steve the Purdue alum never gonna hear the end of this....

LMAO if Fairly Ridiculous upsets Purdue...

I fucking love Easy Money! "For years I wouldn't kiss my mother-in-law on the cheek. Now, I'm kissing her ass!" Teaming Dangerfield and Pesci is genius. The great Taylor Negron is awesome as always! 6 fucking stars!

Of course Georgia-boy Buff Bagwell references his favorite Atlanta Hawks superstars. Next week he'll promise to lock down his opponent like Dan Roundfield...