The Comedian

So he's making Pig, but with bees?

That sucks. I just popped in here to see if anyone had opinions on iwtv. I'm trying to find a way to watch H2O since one of my co-workers works there as Johnny Radex. He just worked a match with Tremont last month. Apparently Masha Slamovich works there too sometimes. I wanted to check it out.

I'm pretty sure she hit the "never getting a driver's license again" point several DUI's ago. Unfortunately it looks like the only thing that was ever gonna stop her from driving drunk was prison.

Main things I remember: My big faces were Tank Johnson (Roadblock), "Wildfire" Johnny Blaze (Chuckles), and Starman (Dr. Mindbender with a pink mask and a star drawn on it). Road Pig was a monster heel. Various Vipers were a ninja clan heel faction. Croc Master and Big Boa were a Demolition/Roadies-esque monster tag team. Sgt. Slaughter, since the figure was so big, was the Andre-esque giant babyface. Shipwreck was a top guy. I think Dialtone was a devious manager.

Road Pig - monster heel to so many of our GI Joe wrestling feds...

OK so we got a receiver after all... and Davis is a beast and all that... but man drafting about the last thing the Eagles need (a big run stuffer in the middle) in the first round is still a total fucking Howie Roseman move...

"Bigger = bulletproof" has been a thing since giant monster movies began. Then there's the general tendency of fiction writers to be completely unaware of how much damage military-grade weapons actually do. I think the dumbest example of that I've seen is in World War Z when zombies are able to overwhelm militaries because center mass shots don't kill them. Who cares if the heads are still moaning if their bodies are shredded to bits?

Homey you don't need to concern yourself with the opinion of someone who didn't laugh uproariously throughout Dirty Work ..

I was worried about this. I loved The VVitch but was not crazy about The Lighthouse. It seems like Eggers is taking a hard turn away from subtle story-telling and towards SYMBOLISM~! of the heavy-handed variety. Also everyone keeps referencing Conan but I got way more of a "proactive Hamlet" vibe from the trailers...

Difficult and abusive to live with too, according to his second wife. Basically he's been an alcoholic asshole most of his life, but then he shows at someone's birthday party out of the blue or pops up to color comment on a Cubs game and everybody talk about how quirky and lovable he is again...

If we can bump that number up a bit, we can get Jaguar Yokota in the main event at Mania next year. At 61 she'd probably still have one of the better matches on the card...

Wouldn't it be ironic if he violated some stupid WWE backstage protocol and the veterans wouldn't let Davey Jones change in the locker room?

Is it too much to hope that Natalie Portman enjoys being an action lead enough for us to get a Mathilda movie?

Gil Brandt needs to be put in senior care because he's 90 fuckin' years old and clearly is in early stages of dementia to anyone who listened to that sound bite. So let's put away the pitchforks and torches...

"I bet you'd hire Kawada! His kicks only looked good because they were shoots you mark!"

I don't know about all y'all, but Thomas and I are jumping in the Ferrari and heading to the King Kamehameha for some drinks with the guys, then later TC is taking us up in the chopper with a case of beer. I just hope Higgins doesn't sick the lads on us when we get back to the estate...

I'm still shocked Becky pulled out a Momo☆Latch.

My girl Dawn Staley and South Carolina hand UConn their first championship game loss in 12 appearances...

He put Shitzewski down for good in the Final Four. That's super-made.

I completely agree with this.

Technically it was Flava Flav...

I didn't know that about Wayne, but it doesn't surprise me. I've seen multiple stories of what a miserable prick he was in his final years. Like when he cut Christopher Mitchum out of his life for disagreeing with his politics on the Tonight Show, refusing to even reconcile on his deathbed. Or speaking of Eastwood, when Clint wrote him suggesting they do a film together, Wayne responded with a blistering attack on him over the subversiveness of High Plains Drifter. Just a nasty curmudgeon. It's a shame.

That is so fucking old school internet tho that it's awesome...it's like something out of the days of All Your Base Are Belong To Us and Mr. T Ate My Balls...or at the very least extremely early Newgrounds...

You'll never get people to stop calling Fairleigh Dickinson "Fairly Ridiculous" no matter how hard you try... As far as the NCAA, typical tourney... Through the Great Eight: UPSETS! CINDERELLAS! EXCITEMENT! Final Four: Every school has won at least 3 titles.