Mr Harms

You definitely have to fight back against the griefers. Once you get your bearings and a bit of momentum, they'll start running. Especially if your crew get wind of it and come back you up.

I was always a fan of this one: This is bringing back all kinds of Hasbro memories

This. I had always heard it was horrible. So to wind up my girlfriend and her friends I said I had a Christmas movie to watch when they were all over our place. I told them it had Mila Kunis in it. After a few minutes I realised I had made a big mistake.

No, cheating is bad, guys. Come on. You should be earning your RP and cash the hard way so it hurts more when it's deleted.

You get kicked if you camp on rooftops

I was gonna say Judy Bagwell

The Vacca I mentioned in my previous post was deleted. Cue sad Hulk walking away song.

So I've been grinding hard and I finally was able to buy a Pegassi Vacca. Couldn't afford to mod it up, all I could get was the paint job for the moment. Anyway as soon as I got it I asked my mate if he wanted to come along for a ride while I take it for a spin. Now, bearing in mind he's pretty much playing the part of a creepy stalker with a hair trigger temper, he probably wasn't the wisest choice of companion with my brand new $240,000 super car. He says he needs to get some ammo so we stop off. I wait in the parking lot playing with the radio. He says to me "we should go...", I look over and he's knifed some poor woman in the neck and we now have a wanted level. I get onto the freeway and this jag off cop steams into me nearly sending me over the barrier. Needless to say my buddy pulled out his SMG and sprays the cop with bullets from the passenger seat. This incurs a 3 star wanted level and a chopper on our asses. So I'm saying "just keep cool, I'll get away" knowing that my new supercar will outrun them. He being a goddamn psychopath doesn't see it that way. So he shoots down the helicopter and we've got ourselves a 4-star wanted level. We've got more choppers, police cruisers and riot vans all over us. They've got road blocks and dudes making my shiny Vacca look like Swiss cheese. Eventually I get near some train tracks and by this time the car is a piece of junk with bits hanging off it and the steering so messed up it doesn't turn right. I hide in a tunnel and lose the cops. We breathe a sigh of relief as BAM we're hit by a train. He's laughing his arse off while I'm thinking of the $10k insurance premium I won't be able to afford. Anyway, she made it back alive and will fight another day. Next time we take the Sandking.

What I'd like to see is a DVDVR promo battle tournament.

I wouldn't do it for a grand because if the guy kills me a grand doesn't even cover medical bills. I did something quite similar. In a cargobob I followed a bounty in his car until he came to an ammu-nation. I landed and slapped a sticky onto his car quick as a flash. Got back in the chopper and leave the ground just as he's coming out. He's thinking "hey this guy is going to grapple hook me. I'll show him, I have a nice car, he'll never catch me."KABOOOM!!Then there's last night where I went after a bunch of bountys and they kicked my ass. I must've paid of 20k in medical bills because I suck at one on one combat. But then even when I go stealthy it's no guarantee. I parked a chopper on a tall building and whipped out my sniper rifle. Just got into position and someone sniped me! No idea where they were.

What's the point in a mission that requires a chopper if there's not a chopper on the damn map. We went to the air port, marina and Trevor's airfield; nothing. So we just climbed the construction ladder and well, after 5 minutes of climbing we get near the top and we're just sitting ducks as a bunch of dudes unmercifully pump us full of bullets while we shout "NNOOOOOOO!!!"

I wasn't too great at bounty hunting until I got sticky bombs. Man these things are fun. I'm getting bad sport warnings all over the place but its worth it. Saw this guy had a 9k bounty on his head and he was heading straight for me. In fact he ploughed into me head first. Only I'd deployed a sticky bomb onto his car. I backed up and let her rip, took out about 3 other cars nearby too. Then straight away there's another dude with a 5k bounty. I pop over there and I see a guy in a car being chased by a bloke in a cargobob, and the cargobob is the one with the bounty. So, thinking on my feet I throw the sticky bomb on the car and slam into him. This enables the cargobob to pick him up. Then kaboom. They both go up in smoke and that's 14k for about 3 minutes work.

I'm joining the crew. My old crew gave me a headache, it was like sitting at the table next to an autistic birthday party.

My favourite part was when Cesaro went to hug Swagger and Swagger pushed him away like "what the hell, bro?" But was clearly corpsing and had to turn away.

I just lost my character. I'm leaving it until fixed. I don't have motivation to start from the beginning again. Really saps it out of ya

Man, my crew are a bunch of bandits as expected. Can't trust any of them. They destroyed my car, but luckily it was insured and they picked up the bill. Then one of them put a bounty on my head for giggles, I assume, but I lead 2 of them chasing me down an alley, went up some steps, then when they both came round the corner they both thought the other one was me and shot each other, then I picked them off from above. Very satisfying.

Yeah I've lost a bunch of stuff on my single player save. Epic.

Re: Meltdown Sorry about fucking the spoiler tag for a split second.

Who'da thunk after (Ozil aside) a poor transfer window and an opening day defeat to villa, the Arsenal would be top after 6 games? I didn't see it. We're one or two injuries away from complete disaster though I'd say. Need to keep everyone fit.

JB smooth and Danny mcbride are on the talk stations too.

I don't even have a cat. And that's why my neighbours have CCTV.

Get ready to line it up real nice, fly smugly slo-mo through the air, land perfectly... And fail. Rinse and repeat, throw controller out the window, kick the cat up the arse.

Yeah I told myself I won't be collecting any more shit and turned the game off in frustration only to boot it up an hour or so later to repeat this process over and over again until I finally did it. But it was the stunt jumps that had me really raging.

So I went a little nuts and 100%'d the game already. The stunts & knife fights had me raging when I couldn't do them, but thankfully you only have to do half to get 100% (doesn't make sense). I didn't see why you guys had trouble with the first street race as I won it first time but I've since gone back with a better car and re-did the first race to try and beat my time and I was absolutely awful. As for the Easter eggs, I'm sure you've all seen what happens after you 100% the game but for those that haven't...