Mr Harms

I was one of those people that didn’t get Darby at all at first. Skateboarding, I’m half-dead, edgelord… didn’t get get it. now I wanna be an edgelord too. I want an emo face-paint daddy too. Do I? Well I want Darby to have one if he wants. When you’re that size you need to throw everything at your opponent. He can’t just do some leg kicks and expect to chop Miro down. He has to put his entire body on the line, and he did that. He’s tremendous.

Good lord, Cody Rhodes. What the fuck are you babbling on about, mate? “The most self-aware wrestler”? This man has lost his mind. Tony needs to get Cody in his bus, tell him they’re gonna go full Lex-Express, send Cody on tour around the good old USA for 6 months, and drive it off the fucking Grand Canyon. What an abysmal promo, is what I’m trying to say. Miro/Darby was excellent, and I could watch that every week.

Cody had his bus stolen, no less. He had to scrimp and scrape to afford that bus, he is the humble grandson of a plumber. but I wonder if Cody was in fact on board the whole time. Was he in one of the sleeping compartments having a kip, and woke up in Jacksonville? You can understand why he’d be cranky. Or was this a case of Cody buying himself a bus with his tattoo on the side, and Tony seeing the writing on the wall just went straight up to him and said “yes... you can drive it into some bins on TV if you want”

I've seen a lot of comment about LOL Cody did a figure 4 on a bus! But I've thought about it, and surely there's something to be said about not throwing a man to his death and just hurting his leg a bit instead, isn't there? Sure, he betrayed him, but maybe while he was up there Cody thought about it, and considered the options, maybe didn't fancy murdering a man on TV. Cody is a noble, and honourable man.

Can I change my board name to Emo Facepaint Daddy? miro looks like a real killer and I hope we see him wrecking fools for a while.

Yeah this is from Chella who are doing the hasbro style figs.

Oh I’ve fucked this up

I never imagined I would come to a wrestling forum and read the sentence I just read.

What about Steiner as an authority figure (hear me out) that stops interviews being interrupted. Call him PromoCop. He already has sirens.

Retro Piper and Mean Gene? Just when I thought I was out...

I loved Kenny’s breakdown this week. He’s so upset, he’s telling Don to hand him the microphone when he already has it in his hand. Silver/Darby was awesome. Silver looked emotional and intense throughout, really sold the importance of the opportunity he had. Sting needs to stay off the ramp. -1 was in his ear this week saying “bro, if you’re not in the match stay on hard-cam, bro”

I’m guessing getting those to the UK is gonna be a bitch and a half.

I believe Cardona said they’ll be made to (pre) order

Lacey Evans, Miz, Baron Corbin, all graduated with honours from the school of modern day WWE heels. The class consists mainly of watching old 2001 era x-pac segments going “wow look at that HEAT!”

I like Abadon a lot. I think her presentation is good, but could be better somehow. I think it could be more gritty and raw. It’s hard to kayfabe a zombie wrestler, but she could just be a psycho who likes to paint her face. No reason Shida can’t be intimidated by that. Shida is a very good wrestler, and I think she might be holding back a bit on the stiffness. In my opinion she could be more hard hitting. Really lay those knees in. as for the match, I don’t know how they finish it. It feels maybe too early for Abadon, but the division does need a kickstart.

Mo.

How about a stable of Mojo, Mongo, Mondo, and Mistico. Managed by Mo.

What horrible news to wake up to. I am absolutely shocked, and devastated. I just can’t believe it. I have nothing to add, I’m just sitting here reading this in disbelief.

Yeah I’m sure he’s crying into his Grey Goose this morning.

Fellow gooner, Arsenal are the football equivalent of watching Raw.

Didn't anyone else just shoot Royce in the face when you met him?

I haven't seen Dark yet, so I've not actually seen the Waiting Room, but a white coated Britt Baker talk segment set in a waiting room could be decent given the right guests and material.

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