Michael Sweetser

As an enormous Undertaker fan, I completely agree with this.

I think this match was *better* than the KOPW 2012 match. I just watched it a month ago and did love that there was only one pin attempt; however, there were multiple times in the match where they would've normally gone for pins and didn't (High Fly Flows by Tanahashi, for instance) which made it seem more of a gimmick than it should. Bray Wyatt has been utterly fucked by the stupid angles and terrible 50/50 booking. I maintain he could've become the new Undertaker - perhaps not in ring work but in aura - and they threw it away, repeatedly. I'm not sure he can be salvaged at this point.

No, it's recognized that Backlund and Pedro were tag team champions, just that Backlund had to give up one of them - you couldn't hold two titles at once back then. Obviously, Backlund wasn't giving up the World title.

Those sure sound like odds to overcome to me.

Buzz Sawyer regularly did bumps and moves that were usually reserved for when you played with your action figures.

Sheamus enjoyed the rush of winning King of the Ring and promptly losing every match for the next six months.

At the very least, you better have some impressive permanent five o'clock shadow and a cold stare.

Isn't Nikki Bella's neck still pretty much fucked at this point?

The women can break their necks just as well as the men. That's equality.

Seriously, guys, watching WWE on mute is the way to go. It's the only way I enjoyed any of the Rumble.

Kelly Kelly was just as good as I remembered her being.

Got lucky and picked up front row on the south side. Woop woop.

Someone on Reddit noted that Omega is openly bisexual and that a non-platonic relationship with Ibushi happened in the past, but take that with a whole shakerful of salt considering the source.

I said "HOLY SHIT" on Twitter, and there were at least two more larger ones to go.

I can definitely see a three-way Bullet Club split going, with the OGBC basically telling everyone else to go fuck themselves.

Started watching about halfway through and it's been great so far. I think Kota Ibushi is my new Benoit - a guy that everyone says is amazing and is obviously a great worker, but just doesn't click for me. Does it help if I watched his much earlier stuff? He just doesn't grab me as a worker. I will never get tired of Naito constantly fucking with people. Outright ignoring YOSHI-HASHI is the best way to treat YOSHI-HASHI.

Have they noted the intervals in the two Rumbles? Wouldn't be shocked for them to reduce the women's intervals to 60 or 90 seconds.

As someone at that Mania, I loved the building even though it was cold and floor security was terrible. Don't get floor seats at these things.

The closest was Alundra Blayze while she was women's champion in 1995, but I think that was a contract expiration, not an outright release.

Nah, I don't have to deal with the 520 - it's a straight shot down I-5 from Everett to Seattle.

I'm on board for the "He's Hip, He's Cool, He's 45" merch.

If it rained any more today, my bus would've floated down I-5. Jebus.

At this point, his memory might be shot to the point he doesn't remember he runs WWE.

Finished Stick of Truth with about 11.5 hours in and thoroughly enjoyed it. Now debating about continuing Fractured But Whole, or poking at Kerbal.

a) That appears to be a Facebook chat, not strictly a text message; b) Doesn't the name only appear with the message if it's a group chat? Who else was in there?