J.T.

Jesus, are we going to have to re-create the TRAUMATIZING MOVIE TRAILERS thread from three boards ago. I think I still have the trailer for It's Alive saved somewhere on CD. How the fuck did kids sleep back then with trailers like that and toy commercials like this on television?

Speaking of creepy commercials, I sure am glad the people at Sony apparently fucking fired everyone in their marketing department. The current Sharing is Caring campaign for PS4 is not nearly as disturbing as some of their PS3 weird shit. What the fuck were you smoking back then, guys?

I have board alerts that send me an e-mail when someone posts in this thread. Looks like I am going to regret my decision to go see the new X-Men joint after shift. Clearly I have some killing to do in Citadel space. You are already a million challenge points ahead of me; there is no fucking way I am going to give up the N7 rating lead.

Mannequins and puppets are not to be trusted. This short from USA Saturday Nightmares fucked me up when I was a kid.

Oh, my God. Whomever came up with the not all wires are bad marketing thing for Direct TV needs to jump into a swimming pool full of radioactive pirannah.

I beat Cleaning the Cat House with Robert and Rippa. The quality of opposition for The Lost jumps a thousand percent. If you are at close range, the bikers will kill you immediately because they armed with sawn-offs. We went through the two team lives in seconds and Rippa and Rob got gunned down trying to infiltrate the motel. I was the lone survivor. I wanted to drive Anna back to Madrazos in a clean Karin Rebel so that I could keep the mission vehicle (this was before the patch that killed that option), but the guys convinced me to ride back in a Western Daemon. I think we nearly broke out in Born To Be Wild over chat and there were off color jokes along the lines of "If you can read the back of my t-shirt, the hooker fell off the bike." Payoff was miserable for the amount of danger we faced. And Martin has the nerve to wonder why I ignore his phone calls.

Groundhog Day = The feel good adoptation of 12:01 PM.

All You Need Is Kill is a great novel so I am expecting Edge of Tomorrow to be pretty good even if Cruise hams it up.

Amy finally activated her crew tag, so now we are up to 91 members. I must now go and recruit more female gamers for the 360 crew.

Don, we thought you were dead, man. You need to get GTA 5 for your 360 if you still have one.

Yeah, the Best Buy and FYE near me have lots of Dragon Dynasty stuff in stock. It also helps that I live near two comic book stores that buy / sell / trade DVDs.

Holy shit. The story mission, Predator, can kiss my ass. Even when you turn on Michael's Special Ability, the guy swimming in the river travels at ninety feet per second. It is almost impossible to get a headshot on that guy unless you really lead your shot and pray he swims into the bullet. The other two headshots were dirt simple. Kill the first guy with a headshot as he clears the tree line and send in Franklin in close with a shotgun. I had to settle for a Silver medal. Shooting Accuracy of 80% and not killing any animals by accident will have to suffice. Also saw the mission easter egg and nearly shit my pants:

What the fuck did I see last night?

Heroes of the East is pretty boss, it's worth not killing people in GTA for a couple of hours to check out.hkfilm.net/movrevs3/heroeseast.htm Yeah, it fucking ruled. I am going to check your site links to see if I can find someone with a copy.

Quentin Tarantino: I want to create a Django Unchained miniseries. Just in time to show up on El Rey!

Borderlands not being higher on the 2009 list makes me sad.

RIP to my Sultan. Hello to my fully modded Atomic Tires Sanchez. Next vehicle I am going to get is probably a Picador to mod into low rider.

Let me guess. Tried to get the cargobob from the center of the airfield instead of from one of the helipads on the edges. I did this mission with Amy and Soul Caliber once. I flew my Buzzard to Zancudo, Amy and SC parachuted into the base and hit the airfield in the southeastern side of the base. Amy got the Cargobob while Soul Caliber stole another Buzzard. Amy gained altitude while SC and I took out the police choppers. Once we all cleared our wanted levels, we flew to the docks. Buzzards rocketed the shit out of the mercs. I landed and scooped up the container. Amy flew in for the skyhook and we were done in about twenty minutes of work. Rippa, Robert & I also kicked this mission's ass but we ran into a pathing bug with the police. LSPD managed to wedge their cars in the warehouse where the container was while responding to Robert's wanted level. Once he shook off his stars, the cops left and I moved the abandoned police cruisers and got the container. I think that Docks to Stocks 1 and 2 are both way easier than Base Invaders, especially when you use your own Buzzards. Melraz & I did Docks to Stocks by ourselves on Hard and had no player deaths at all.... until Melraz tried to surf the container back to Lesters while I was 3000 feet in the air.

Sometimes you need to fight evil with evil. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4O3HO4wgQ And yeah. I have been to Abby's soul food restaurant nine times. I've never tried the Chinese food on the menu because the fucking ribs are too damn good to pass up.

Eric loves Shelly so much that the universe allows him to come back from the dead to avenge her. Not sure about you but that speaks volumes. Isn't that really all you need to know about her? The criminals in the movie are ridiculously one dimensional but they aren't terribly fleshed out in the graphic novel either. To be fair, the story really isn't about them anyway. The real story is Eric's loss and how he deals with it.

I am disappointed by the internets. There is no video of Reis's run as Big Bomb Jones in Japan nor are there any matches of Reis in Russo's *gasp* Christian-themed fed, Glory Wrestling, as "Evil."

You also grenaded me to death during the Jobber Thursday deathmatch at the deserted motel in Sandy Springs. The "let's both get the 10+ Killstreak award!" match where you decided you needed to use every weapon you had at least once.

Jim Ross is on FS1 right now talking about the fight card. SURREAL~!

I have two recorded Sticky Bomb kills on other players. I was sniped coming out of Ammunation by some guy and noticed that one of his crew mates came to pick him up. They drove to LSC and I put two sticky bombs at the two entrances to the garage. When they came out, I blew them both up. I killed Andrew once during a deathmatch at the Observatory when I had wired the stairs leading up to the roof, but something was bugged and the kill did not count. One day I will get a successful grenade kill.

I rarely use explosives in free mode other than RPGs or a Grenade Launcher.. I always forget that I have normal grenades and sticky bombs. I'd rather just use my firearms.