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Swift

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  1. This was always my favourite thread on the previous board. Today, I just found out and am stunned that Uncle Phil was the voice of Shredder in those Turtles cartoons.
  2. Swift

    SHARKNADO~!

    No no no... Bearthquake!! An experiment by an alcoholic scientist (Tiffany Amber-Thiessen) goes wrong, leading to giant bears rampaging through the city Godzilla-style. Grizzlies, black bears, even pandas and polar bears. Have the polar bear attack a giant Coca-Cola sign for meta laughs. Throw in a giant Koala too, mad because of the dearth of eucalyptus trees in LA. Also stars Dean Cain, and Eric Roberts as the love interest. Also, at one point, someone has to look into the camera and scream the word BEAAARTHQUAAAAKE!!!
  3. It's alright. They have high speed internet here.
  4. I will probably not watch any wrestling at all, yet still hang out here non stop.
  5. Exactly how I felt about Michael Jackson.
  6. You do realise, FSW, that while DVDVR was down, you could have been like Heisenberg stepping into the fold, building your own empire. Instead, you were more like Badger or Skinny Pete, lounging around, getting high on your perceived infamy.
  7. I'd rather be Giant Gonzalez. And he's dead.
  8. For a perfect example of this, see All That Heaven Allows vs. Far From Heaven.
  9. No, not some pretty little thing. They need an ODB. Is Mickie Knuckles still working?
  10. Home Jersey is actually quite nice!
  11. Zubaz Gregg by any chance? I remember enjoying your stories back in the day.
  12. God, I'm so tempted to change my name to The Natural and be a cunt to everyone.
  13. I have a feeling that the Change Display Name feature is going to be interesting.
  14. Despite it being the mocking result of a lost bet, he still took it for himself this time around.
  15. I see Craig Ferguson's put on the pounds since we've been away.
  16. I'll take the old Women's Title. I have the waste bin for it.
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