James F'n X

Besides, everyone knows he's a fucking elf, not an alien.

Thanks for the info on judo backgrounds!

They gotta put on a show for the 12 people in attendance.

If SF were to not win a game for the next... oh, 5 years or so, I'd be OK with that.

Me after a page of sad Niners fans being sad: I still think Philly's winning this week, though.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE I feel like the Hawks are gonna get crushed in Philly, but that doesn't matter right now. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, NINERS FANS! YOUR TEAM LAID A GIANT FUCKING TURKEY!

I can't do it anymore. What WWE thinks is good commentary is just fucking awful. Intolerable on every show. Main Event was unwatchable this week due to Cole and Saxton bickering.

I replayed Earthbound a few months ago. Surprisingly, it has not aged well at all.

Tyson just got the hardest burial while he tried his damndest to sell his character in the limited mic time he got. One of the more nothing Main Events in quite some time. Mizdow is the only thing that really got a reaction.

Holy shit, Rich Brennan is bad at his job.

Remember, you're still technically "Defending World Champs" until the playoffs start. (hopefully the Cardinals don't end up making a monkey out of both of us) The Seahawks aren't defending shit, which is part of the problem.

/wrists

Soooo, looks like I'll be enjoying the playoffs from the comfort of the corner, crying. Fucking fucking Seahawks fucks.

The biggest problem I have with Titus is his footwork is just atrocious. For someone who gets pushed as a high-end athlete with a college pedigree, you would think he would be able to walk around better than a newborn deer.

I am giddy after watching Sunday's games. Arizona's got a real good chance of being full of obnoxious, nouveau riche Seattle fans come February. gohawks

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

More embarrassing wussout - this or UW refusing to play Gonzaga in basketball?

I promise to be as obnoxious and intolerable in 2014 as the typical Seahawks fan. #LOB gohawks

Was Tully ever a face?

No we don't.

Having met Alvarez a couple times, I sure wanna punch him.

WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT ALVAREZ! Unlike the usual where it is associated with 10 people wanting to punch him in the face Today it's only 9.

You also get Summer Rae calling Layla a twat. Not sure if that was PG.

I wish the Men in Black memory wands were real so we could run this season 100 times and see who wins each time. Tony, Spencer, Kass, and Trish all played incredible games, Tasha wasn't a slouch either. Even LJ and Jefra showed a lot more signs of strategic life than most mid-season boots.