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RUkered

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  1. I finally pre-ordered this through Amazon. I completely forgot that I had a gift card loaded on my account.

    Went to check out and owed 55 cents. I thought it was a glitch and was about to post on here like BUY NOW, BOYS before I realized what was going on.

    Not that I wasn't going to love it either way, but the fact that I get to enjoy this for a shiny half dollar and a nickel tickles me.

    This should give me enough time to beat the PS4 Spiderman game before I lose days to horse riding and poker.

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  2. 2 hours ago, Robert C said:

    New truck is fun in all the stupid ways I wanted it to be fun.  It useless in freemode of course, like every other car is now.  Had to go into an invite only to enjoy it yesterday for a few minutes.  It's perfect for one of those 20 minute melraz shortcuts.

     

    "Hold my two beer, boys. We're going as the crow flies."

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  3. Played this for the first time in months yesterday so I could get that hatchet. I was shocked to find that that NPC kills counted toward the 25.

    I didn't interact with a single dot the whole time. It was the most docile room I have ever been in. I even ran some Business...something or other mission where I had to kill Merryweather dudes and deliver a vehicle. No one came after me. It was weird. Deloreans were flying around everywhere, but no one was firing.

    I ended up coming in third in a "longest distance without crashing" challenge and didn't even realize I was participating until nearly the end of it. I would have came in second if I hadn't stopped to deliver the bounty.

    What made me laugh is that I was on a motorcycle. I delivered three of the bounties for Maude without crashing a single time. I guess if you stay away from the game long enough, beginner's luck resets.

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  4. 10 hours ago, Robert C said:

    I found that right before the last time I logged off.  Only takes me one shot.  I'm a lightweight apparently.  So far I've woken up on the floor of my garage, on the shitter in the club bathroom, in a fountain by the FIB building, and underneath the pier.  It's like a video game simulation of me at 17.

    Got a promotion mission using the blimp last time.  When I finished it up, I did a little experimenting.  Turns out it is possible to put sticky bombs one one.  So now I know what my mission is once they come up for sale.

     

    You are SO gonna strap dynamite to a horse's ass in Red Dead 2.

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  5. On 7/20/2018 at 6:24 PM, jstout said:

    I used to regularly go "WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT? ... Oh, never mind, it's just Robert."

    My favorite, for some reason, was this speeding 18 wheeler going the wrong way down probably the busiest road in the game. I barely escaped getting splatted just in time to hear the boom. "Oh, Robert, that explains it."

    There was one where I managed to chase down some dude, but in the process I completely mowed down Robert. He was completely perfectly under my car when the explosion went off. Crew-on-crew violence.

    That seems to be our motto every time.

    *BOOOOOOOM* "Oh shit dude! Did I get you? I'm sorry."

    "Did you get the dot? Then I don't give a fuck."

    That is, if we're not already laughing so hard we can't even speak.

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  6. On 7/19/2018 at 12:34 PM, Robert C said:
    On 7/19/2018 at 12:34 PM, Robert C said:

    Can't wait to blow up my first Hummer limo.

     

     

     

    I speak fluent Robert, so I'll translate for those of you who do not.

     

    "I cannot wait to steal some poor sap's Hummer limo and then drive it up his ass with six sticky bombs strapped to the hood."

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  7. 1 hour ago, Robert C said:

    Assuming the release date holds, that's abut the time melraz and I get out of our respective work related hells.  First Red Dead online night might well be a 3 beer night for both of us.

    I, as a 36 year old man, probably shouldn't admit to this, but I will probably take a couple of vacation days for that.

     

    That is, unless it's like the shit show that GTAO was for the first few days. 

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  8. I like a small handful of Pearl Jam songs like Garden and Black, but he can still take his yodeling ass on somewhere else.

    Now I'm gonna stop naming Pearl Jam songs before melraz loses all respect for me.

    I still stand by some good old Alice Chains though.

    "Innnnntoooooo the flood agaaaaaaaaain" ought to be our beach-storming anthem.

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  9. On 6/5/2018 at 4:22 PM, PetrolCB said:

    Plus they’ve got a new radio station (I couldn’t care less, I use Spotify when playing) coming out, so there’s having to code that.

    We don't have time for radios or Spotify on the Xbox side, what with all the Clint Black duets and Foghorn Leghorn impressions.

     

     

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  10. 15 hours ago, Robert C said:

    I haven't hardly been on at all. It's a case of be careful what you wish for at work. My dirt worst shithead coworker finally left. Unfortunately I got stuck cleaning up his mess on top of my already full time job.  I ain't even managed to figure out how much he fucked up yet, much less start fixing it

    You work in software too, right? I don't code, but if you're fixing code, god bless and good luck. 

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  11. I should be back on soon. Life has been kicking my ass in a good way. New duties at work, selling a house in a day, buying a new one, closing on both and moving in a three day period, etc. Then I have been doing the usual organizing and all that crap. To say I'm worn down is an understatement.

    Robert, I'll be sure and send you an updated picture of some shoes under the new couch.

    All I've had time to do game-wise is play some Mirror's Edge that I got from games with gold for free. It's addicting, despite being Miss That Ledge By Inches And Have To Watch The Same Cutscene Over And Over Until You're Ready To Stab A Kitten: The Game.

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  12. On 2/14/2018 at 3:42 PM, PetrolCB said:

    Nothing better than terrorizing a lobby under the map in a Deluxo, then switching to game chat to hear said kids arguing at who is the real squeaker. 

    I haven't done it that much, but switching to game chat mid-ass whipping really is one of the best parts of this game.

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  13. 12 hours ago, melraz09 said:

    Golf, 2nd hole in one. Tennis, sucks as usual. Dots, sucked and for that I was greatful. Overall awesome evening in los santos.

    I don't think I have ever been around so many shit awful dots. I swear I think that one kid was working the controller with his feet.

    It was so bad at one point that we stayed in the same, beat to hell random POS, could-barely-steer-it car we had been driving for like 20 minutes, just doing everything we could to give this guy a chance short of just laying the controller down. He even had the rocket launcher out and never got off a shot. 

    We beat on some low levels for sure, but I'm fairly certain that one was a level 88.

    Had all kinds of connection issues throughout the night, but like Mel kept saying, "It's all right. You gotta give them some leeway since the game has only been out a couple of weeks. They'll get it straightened out soon."

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  14. If any of you ever have the opportunity to play with a player called Turnupquentin, do yourself a favor and do it. He's a level 159, but plays like he's about a 3.

    He killed me while I was away from the controller and I beat the brakes off that kid. He chased me from the city all the way north, sending muggers and mercenaries and all kinds of shit at me and couldn't kill me.

    I finally got in a chopper and flew to the top of the map just to see if he'd follow. He is currently trying to figure it out.

    As Stout says, today I was the nail.

    Edit: Hammer...hammer is what I meant to say. 50/50 shot and I fucked it up. Dalm 2 beer.

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  15. Playing heist shit with randoms reminds me of Chris Rock's OJ bit: "I ain't saying he shoulda killed her...but I understand."

    I totally understand murder, because if I could have killed this guy from the IGN crew today, I would have.

    Why don't you try...I don't know...NOT running into the middle of a bunch of red dots where you've died eleventy billion fucking times already?

    I'm far too old to be screaming at my TV "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS????" over a game. Time to turn this shit off and reevaluate my life.

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  16. On 12/19/2017 at 12:19 AM, PetrolCB said:

    Pro tip: in the setup where you have to rescue that dipshit Agent 14 and battle through bullet sponges and invisible juggernauts, if you have a Halftrack, use it.

    This mission right here can kiss my ass.

    Melraz and I did it, but we're too poor for the new toys, so we used a Kuruma for the first part of it.

    When the Juggernauts first show up, it kept spawning Mel out in the open with no cover.

    We finally threw out stickies and proximities to take care of them after dying several times.

    Then I'll be damned if they don't keep showing up.

    When the last two showed up, I got pinned down with the agent and couldn't target either of them. They weren't even showing up on the mini map, but their bullets were damn sure finding me.

    Mel had to flank them with the sniper or I would have died yet again.

    Edit: Just did one of those Transform races, flying jets and shit through tubes. Stout - I'll pay you 5 million dollars to do one of those with us the next time we're all on.

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