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Everything posted by RUkered
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Yeah Stout, I'm sure you were like "bet this guy is calling me a dumbass right now," but I can assure you I had tears in my eyes because I once did the same thing and knew what was coming. I'm definitely up for Tunnel Vision if you are. And like Stout said a couple posts back, I'll call in Pegasus stuff for anyone in the crew that wants it too. I bought almost everything and rarely call it in anyway outside of a Buzzard for air support.* *Air support = me getting assault rifled right out of the damn thing
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I may be able to hop on with you guys this evening. Y'all are making me shudder with this Tunnel Vision talk. The first time I did it, I managed to pull way ahead and was able to take my time for an easy victory. Every time I've played it since, I consider it a victory if I wreck less than 8 times. That's probably what I get for trying to make it through on a maxed out Akuma. That's too much bike to drive through Splinter's lair. Although Jstout and I should do it some time. Given our motorcycle skills, it would be an entertaining shit show. One of my favorite moments is still you trying to plow through Zancudo's gate at 150 mph. I still don't know how we survived.
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That Bane/Joker dude went from hilarious to annoying as hell in about 10 minutes. Stout was trying hard to get him to drop the act for 3 seconds to tell us who he was, but dude was relentless. I'm pretty sure when Stout asked him "So what's your deal dude?," I said, "A chemical imbalance." I was trying to see if he'd get pissed and drop the act, but that didn't work either. Although it was worth it just to hear Mis tell him to go back to creative because the gimmick was busted. Stout - skip to about 1:33 in this and you can see what he was trying to do: I don't know exactly how he was cheating, but he was punching so fast it was like he had the Super NES turbo pad for Street Fighter 2. I'm gonna have to start switching to the main chat channel is this is the kind of stuff you run into on a regular basis. I have yet to encounter a Juggalo in the wild - it's about time.
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Hahaha I see Mel introduced himself with a Road Dogg promo.
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I'm sure Melraz told you, but sorry for disappearing so quickly. My Xbox froze and I had to be up early for a meeting this morning, so I took it as fate telling me to get my ass in bed. I did better last night than I usually do, but [Whatever]Squirrel busted me way too many times with a sniper rifle. I could see his white dot on the map looking at me, but I couldn't find him on screen for the life of me. I'm blaming it on the fact that I was sipping on some Elmer T (thanks for the recommendation, Boyd Crowder) even though it's really because I'm useless fighting a sniper. And as to you talking about being a clean player, J.T., I really wish I could still say the same. I did everything right (if you don't count gaining about 5-10 levels quicker back when Criminal Records was glitchy) until I got gifted that illegal money. That must have awoken the beast because Thundercats found an easy way to dupe a car, sell it, and still keep the original. So I told my Entity twice to get up to 2 million. I promised myself I wouldn't buy anything expensive and just use it to waste money dying dropping fools in free mode without a care. If anybody is interested, I'll post the video explaining it, but I say don't do it. Stay clean. It's a bad path.... Edit: Melraz, the mythological king of kings himself, has finally set up his account and I think he's about to post. Better put on your bulletproof helmets, boys.
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I did that on some of my weapons. I wish I could do it to all of them because I hate having to swap. I wish they'd patch it so you're always carrying what you carried last. I kept the weaker sniper because you can't put a silencer on the heavy sniper. I don't know why, because I never use it. I dropped everything in my assault rifle except the carbine. Do you guys prefer the advanced rifle over it? I used it a while but seemed to take a shine to the carbine for some unknown reason. I also keep the sawed off for Terminator motorcycle killin'. I think I have all the pistols. You know what, as I've written this, I've realized I carry a lot more multiples than I thought. This post should have just said "no."
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The J.T. GTA harem has now extended to Juggalos? Hope you keep plenty of Faygo in the cupboards.
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I'm not too terrible at flying the chopper, but when I used one on Judging the Jury last time, the first guy I flew to was in some kind of "building with no roof" and I almost blew it up trying to get down in it to lock on him. Although I'll never get tired of flying along and hearing the engines sputter out as you slowly sink to the ground. I'm so glad they put that in there.
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It seems these days if we're not doing a run of mission/races/parachuting, then we're riding around free mode, just trying to bait someone into killing us first. I've become somewhat addicted to it. I was doing unusually well against a player (I think is was MEXassassin) so I checked his rank. It was 15. I told Mel about it, so we decided to stop messing with the guy since he was so low level, but he just wouldn't stop coming back. Just as an experiment, I decide to send him a message that said "sorry dude - I didn't realize you were level 15." That led to an immediate friend request and him driving up to me in a Comet blowing the horn constantly. I decided what the hell - I'll get in. Only problem was his car was locked and he apparently had no clue how to change it. Just kept pulling up to me blowing the horn. I almost stuck a grenade up his ass out of principle, but Mel took care of him shortly. And we also kept calling J STATUS 523 "Jstout" accidentally. Dude got me with a couple of those grenades because I decided to try and just run him over with random cars. And I've got to stop using my high-end personal vehicles when I'm raising hell in free mode. I must have lost 40 grand last night because of impounded vehicles. I've gotten too lazy to get them out of the impound lot and just do the "call the mechanic for another vehicle, then call Mors Mutual to replace the Entity" technique.
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I met him for the first time last night. Literally, within 30 seconds, he said this. To paraphrase Shawshank Redemption: Young punk. Mr. Rock and Roll. Cocky as hell... I liked him immediately. He texted me last night to ask if I was getting on. I said yeah, give me about 10-15. He replies back "okay, I'll go ahead and get the map pissed off for us." Sure enough, I get in the map and he's going "DUDE YOU BETTER GET HERE. I've got like 5 dots around me." But as usual, about the only help I am to him is being a bullet-absorbing distraction while he splits skulls. He's like that in every single game too. Halo=sniping god. Red Dead=sniping god. Borderlands=sniping god. COD=we were both too hammered the one night we played it and got slaughtered. Did Del Pierro survival with Mel, Dolfan, and Robert. On one wave, they were taking everybody out before I could kill anybody and the game got all snarky about it. Sent out a message something like "RUkered hasn't contributed in 2 minutes. You can kick him from the menu." Why GTA, aren't you all sassy tonight...
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This picture is definitely nothing special, but it's the only one I have that I thought might come close to being okay enough to enter.
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This - this right here all day long. You are 100% guaranteed to hear this in any freemode session with him.
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I'm cracking up because Melraz is a dude - an extremely country, scruffy, crazy dude at that. He usually uses the handle "MadMonkey", which you would immediately know to be entirely appropriate if you ever met him, but he has to use Melraz because the Xbox is his wife's. And my bad on messing with KittenLove. I'll make a mental note to put her on the do-not-kill list. If we're ever in a similar situation again and we're not on chat together, just shoot me a message and I'll relay the information so we're not screwing with a friendly. I realize we're coming across as complete in-game psychopaths, but we usually don't mess with anyone unless they mess with us first. Then Mel's bloodlust comes out full force. If there's a white dot within two blocks headed our way, you can believe Mel's got the sniper pointed in their direction. I just don't have the eye for it. There could be three white dots screaming toward me in jets and I wouldn't see it coming. I don't know what my strong suit in the game is. Flying maybe? I like to think I'm decent at driving, but I have streaks where that all goes flying out the window and I slam into every building around every turn. Speaking of driving, we were trying to do the timed mission (I really need to learn the names) where you steal a trailer, drive it 3.5 miles to the drop spot, and then there's a huge firefight. You're also dealing with bikers the whole way. Three of us did it on hard, and we must have tried it at least 10 times before giving up. Thundercats was trying to help with buzzard support, but it's too hard to not accidentally blow up the trailer. We like ramming the bikers head on, but every now and then a bike gets stuck under the trailer and you drag it until it explodes. Or you're an idiot like me and ram it into a bridge support, sending the trailer down into a creek. I mean, I've completed the mission before, but we just could not get our shit together last night. Anybody who's good with that mission, feel free to shoot me an invite because I apparently need to be carried through it.
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I felt like a pouty child last night. I had just finished a round of golf with Melraz and was all set to go to bed because I had an early meeting, when two guys roll up on us and start shooting. Well, we can't have that. So the usual happens, I get a few kills with my carbine, while mostly getting my skull split open repeatedly by the dude with the sniper rifle. Meanwhile, Melraz is just racking up kill after kill on both of the guys with his sniper rifle. The only redeeming part of it for me was putting a sticky bomb on a tree and standing beside it like I had put my controller down. The guy took the bait, came roaring up to me in his Entity, and, long story short, I paid for his insurance. And juuuust as I'm about to sign off, here comes Jstout flying by at mach 10 for the save. (This is where we could really use another edition of the Jstout J.R. BAH GAWD entrance bit). Anyway, I really wanted to stay up and keep kicking ass 3-on-2, but I couldn't. Being an adult is the worst sometimes.
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Yeah if someone gets shot by me or Melraz, rest assured it was an accident, although we'll probably be on chat already apologizing profusely. I really despise trying to shoot the police, flicking my thumbstick back and forth quickly to hit them all, and have it snap onto a player I don't want to kill before I know what's happening. And I already can't remember if J.T. or Stout said it, but yes - Melraz and I throw away so much money in hospital bills it's ridiculous. We'll do missions for a while, play golf, maybe mess with some players who've come at us earlier - but the end of our nights are for slaughtering one another. Much like we used to decompress with golf when I was playing with J.T., Mel and I decompress via violent stab wounds. We started the tradition playing Red Dead. The game was "run really far away from each other and see who can lob enough throwing knives and/or dynamite to kill one another." I have a picture somewhere of my avatar with knives sticking out of every limb. Anyway, if you see Mel and I killing each other (xThundercats and Anthony4286 will likely also be involved if they're on), don't worry about getting shot if you come near. We all know each other in real life, therefore we're inevitably going to be assholes to each other.
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Wow - after you mentioned the record holder tattoo, I thought it sounded familiar and that I was wearing it. I wasn't sure because I mostly wear t-shirts and long sleeved shirts, so I don't see it often. I checked my awards and, sure enough, I held a world record at some point. I have no idea when or how that happened, as I'm generally terrible at races. I urge everyone here to download the "Stairway To Heaven" race and try it. Let me know how many minutes you spend trying to get to the first checkpoint before you want to launch your controller through a plate glass window and set fire to your house. To get to the first checkpoint, you have to drive up this series of ramps that are spaced just far enough apart, and just far enough out of line, that you end up falling off every time. I think it could be done with motorcycles, but apparently that's not an option. It's maddening. Edit - Make sure it's the one called "stairway" and not "staircase."
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The next time we're on together, remind me of this if you don't mind. I'm absolutely terrible at any survival other than Boneyard and Del Pierro Pier. I think I've managed to beat one of the other ones by some miracle - can't remember which one though. And even though I've beaten Del Pierro 2-3 times, it still doesn't show the checkmark like I've done it. Oh well. I spent quite a bit of time last night with some of the crew playing "survive Old Man's Crack" that I read about online. Basically you go to the top of Mt. Chiliad where the chairlift building is. Just over the edge at the front of the building, you'll see a sign that says something like "Old Man's Crack Trail - Danger." Just beyond it is a short wooden ramp. The deal is you just drive off and try to make it down the "crack" all the way to the beach without getting stuck or exploding. I'm going to try it again next time with a stock car because all of mine are way too armored up to have a chance at blowing up. Melraz got in a gigantic bus and I tried to cargobob him up there so we could all jump in and ride down, but the cargobob was struggling the whole way. Took almost 10 minutes to get it up there, and right at the very top, I slammed into the mountain and the bus disconnected. But it wasn't a total loss. I managed to actually hop on in between him flipping it and getting it stuck and surfed on it halfway down the mountain. Kind of amazing that I was able to stay on it so long, yet I jump on somebody's car roof and go flying the minute they touch the gas.
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Are you saying that Pierce was abusive, racist, and insane - or that Chevy Chase was behind-the-scenes? I'm not being snarky, that's a serious question. I know about him being an asshole, but I must have missed the racist stuff.
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I'm still on quite a bit, but usually only when some buddies or crew members are around to play with. Since I've basically done everything there is to do, I bounce back and forth between just replaying missions to earn money, and actually looking through the voting screen for races/parachuting missions that I haven't done. Thanks to that gang attack map up there, I'm going to try to complete them all.
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Same here. Poking around online, it seems like a lot of people got a default 550. Fine with me, as I only had 99k when I got gifted money.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCjbkORhw84
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That was a fun night. It was nice to be the bullies for a change. And that kid that I invited into the party just reminded me of how old I was. He sounded like he's a decade or four away from drinking age, but whatever, he was cool about us kicking his ass. I was basically delirious by the time I hopped off and went to bed. It's been a while since I stayed up until the sun damn near came up. But like jstout said, y'all puff on the meth and get with the late night rolling death crew. I'll probably be on again tonight.
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I'm the only person I know who has never even laid eyes on this game. I'm 31. I don't know how that's possible.
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I really need to know what I'm doing wrong when I play tennis. My guy will run over to the ball, I hit one of the buttons to return it, and he just stands there. The ball whizzes by him, and THEN he swings the racket. It's infuriating. Melraz makes me play it all the time because he gets a kick out of how mad I get. We now have a deal in place - if I agree to play tennis, he agrees to do a couple parachuting missions. Trust me - if you see him online or are in a party with him, do everything you can to con him into a parachuting mission. It's hilarious how terrible he is. I don't think he's hit the landing zone one single time. I finally found the submarine online last night. I had no idea it was available online. Here's the video that shows where it is, if anyone is interested - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEsczS5Toc I've gone full-bore crazy spending the millions I was gifted since I heard they're removing it. That probably means all the crap I bought will be going away too, but I bought it anyway. I even bought the stupid dump truck. It's completely useless, but I get a kick out of running NPC cars over in the city. I finally did that race on top of the building that some of you were talking about. As with all other motorcycle races, I'm absolutely terrible. I'm not exaggerating when I say that, in any given motorcycle race, I wreck on average about 6-7 times. So, that rooftop race is absolutely brutal for me.
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That scene is probably top 3 out of the series for me. Raylan - "Have you been pissing?" Dewey - "He took my kidneys Raylan, not my dick!"