Happy to see you're healthy and didn't use your new super slow powers for some nefarious evil plot with 9000 moving parts. You plan 40 years in advance.
Or more likely they'll win by 40 and then win over FSU by 50 and then in 5 years the title will be taken away because everyone on the team are secretly players from the Bengals using fake names.
Meanwhile, the Brewers are unsure if just Braun is going to fail a drug test this year or if they should try and expand it to Weeks and a few others to save pay roll.
I'd only root for Ohio State if they were facing um...Michigan? :-D In reality, I don't actually care all that much, but if it was to help the Badgers win the conference I might.