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I remember Chris Masters crazy flat back bump from the apron to the floor during his great 2010-2011 Superstars run. I don't know whats crazier to me: the fact that he took that bump regularly or the fact he was doing it on Superstars that no one but 10 people from the board were watching at the time

"Wind up merchant" apparently and no, I'm too lazy to post that much. I'm excited for Christian vs Angelico. I'd love for that to lead to Christian vs Jack Evans.

I'll take @John from Cincinnati's "gimmick" over posters who try and tell people what they can and cannot critique and get overly snarky and defensive when someone makes a criticism that in their mind is valid based off of what they like in wrestling. It seems that some of you are competing to be the ENO90 of AEW. Ugh, I'm complaining about complaining in message board posts. I need a shower.

Good lucha things probably

He's dressed as every Canadian at some point in their lives.

I'll sign for nothing less than 3 million a year and I'm Canadian so that's a bargain

I remember a story about someone in Memphis staring at their check in disbelief because it was so small and being told "It ain't gonna get bigger just by staring at it." I forget if Jarrett said it to Austin or if Lawler said to Honky Tonk Man.

Except for the one wearing his mask below his nose. He deserved everything that happened to him.

And nothing of value was lost.

RIP Tracy

From Vince himself when young Shane thought Dracula was in his closet: "I went in that closet and started growling and yelling, having a battle. I threw a little furniture. Now Shane's really scared to death, until finally his dad walks out of the closet. I said, "Son, you never have to worry about Dracula again. Dracula's dead."

I mean I like the Bucks but Taz has a judo black belt and Sullivan literally harnesses the power of Satan. Both are more intimidating than Matt Jackson.

The match vs Paul London at No Mercy 2004 is sparkly jacket Kidman and pretty good but that was mostly London making the most of rare PPV time.

I was thinking the other day that the reason I like Dark so much is it's the closest thing to WCW Saturday Night we've gotten since it ended and that is some of my favorite wrestling ever. Competitive squashes and mid card vs mid card/jobber vs jobbers where you have no clue who is winning. Great promo work tonight all around and Miro is All Elite. All that and the Raptors won, give me more Wednesdays like that.

Anyone know @cwoy2j's favorite delayed Hebner count?

Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Resident Evil. I missed most of his craziness so I mostly remember him constantly ending his posts saying he had to go and help someone but then he'd be posting long diatribes minutes later. I also remember him claiming to have the power to attract any woman or something like that. It got rightfully mocked on a Segunda Caida radio show that had the greatest cut off ending ever of DEAN saying that Juventud Guerrera was the sweetest piece of ass in all of wrestling

Nothing is wrong with them personally = Nothing is wrong

I was at an indy show with that stipulation. Cody Deaner vs "The Bearded Dragon" Scotty Turner. Being a fantastically bearded man myself, Deaner called upon me while beating up Turner on the outside and proceeded to scratch my beard while chopping Turner. Deaner won and just before he was about to cut the beard off, he proclaimed that the beard was too nice and they should form a team. They never teamed and Turner stopped wrestling soon after meaning the stipulation was ignored for nothing. Indy wrestling!

https://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/drew-gulak-released-from-wwe/#.XsCH_TNE00E PWInsider reported it too

I'm going to assume that this was auto-correct and that @RIPPA spends a lot of time discussing Bull Buchanan.

My one criticism is how he couldn't tell the Rougeaus apart. Ray had a mustache for their entire run, shouldn't be that hard to remember.

Should be everyone's default signature.

As long as they can work this song into it, it'll be fine:

Literally my reaction. "They're going to ruin the F-5 as a finish...the fuck?"