The Green Meanie

To be fair, he's been doing that since he was Evan Bourne back in the E. Need a smiling babyface to fill a gap? He's your guy!

Apparently Ruby and Angelo Parker are legit expecting.

This. I mentioned that I was curious to see if they were going to reference when Mox picked a young, upstart Hobbs to be on his team for a big six man tag match, I'm glad Excalibur referenced it. Hook says what we've all been thinking! Why is Jericho still Lionheart Jericho? After saying "Who's going to save Orange?" my guess was actually going to be Trent, but not for the obvious reasons (no one else could attack Orange but him). Why exactly would Daniels and Sydal do it? Rosa looked like she was cosplaying as Statlander. Claudio remains the man.

I wonder where Rosa "won" her degree from. Her and Deonna continue to be the absolute worst.

Black don't crack, and neither does TAKA.

Marion Stokes. She taped thousands of hours of television news footage from 1977 to 2012. It's really a fascinating story, and we owe so much to her, alot of her taped footage is the only footage in existence for certain things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Stokes

London Lighting is a Shetland RJ City.

They home invaded his house.

*ahem* http://deathvalleydriver.com/forum/index.php?/topic/10845-aew-march-2024/&do=findComment&comment=1360417 You do if you're WCW. Not saying AEW is WCW, I absolutely adore AEW, but you all know WCW WCW'd. (Yes, I'm using that as a verb from now on.)

I wish we could say the same for The Wingmen.

My mom has been SUPER SAD that Slim J got released. When I heard about Parker, I was going to say "IS TRENCH OKAY?" but it turns out he had already left previously.

Also, Toni Storm AGAIN with the lines of the night: "Mariah May reminds me of a younger Toni Storm. Thunder Rosa reminds me of an OLDER Thunder Rosa." "I hope they don't activate the under desk camera" "This chair is going to need to be reupholstered."

Bullet Club has new ROH 6-Man Title belts, did they mention that at all? LionHook < Hook VanDam < HookHausen Mercedes and Rosa are both Little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked. Calling it now: Trent's turn is going to be explained with a "I was tired of losing/being with losers" style promo. Swerve IS THE MAN. But, taking the chain to Joe just pissed him off even more, it reminded me of Step Brothers (as in, WHY DID YOU LET US DO IT? THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA!)

My mother is demanding they trade Yuta for Shibata.

So uh, a couple of botches in an otherwise very entertaining show.... Top Flight definitely was not supposed to win that match. Wonder how bad Starks is injured. And Dasha announced the winner of the main event via submission (actually was a pin). Also, from now on I'm totally calling Rosa Lightning Daffodil and will always refer to her a such!

Instead, the we got the fact that HANGMAN IS A BAD FRIEND.

Young Bucks Jerk-Ass Hat of the Week: Trilby (again) That was an easily enjoyable three hours of wrestling. That Toronto crowd was spoiled, they got two pretty good street fights in one night!

Although I preferred D'lo, I think Al Snow one upped him by dressing like different European counties during his entrances, including Grease and Transylvania. https://i.ibb.co/2tRvb4x/Jh-YN6t-FNK-k-U8-K-F8q-NBJEAof1-GX6ndw37-BWbt8jh-Q.jpg

Speaking of which Claudio DID win by DQ, right? I don't remember the last DQ finish in the company.....but I also didn't hear a bell or an announcement saying so, but surely it's cannon.

I miss Dark and Dark Elevation so, so much. With Mercedes now coming into the company, might as well put her with Deonna and Rosa and have a whole faction full of wrestlers I can't stand be together.

When I saw that The Infantry broke up two pins and Murphy pulled up Dean's head on the third attempt, I was instantly like "Infantry is winning this." Then out came Briscoe, and I was like YUP. Also, I'm not familiar with the team that well, I've always loved The Captain but haven't seen them since they've been shipped off to ROH. The name is a bit of a misnomer, as the Navy doesn't have an infantry. Why does everyone in "House Rules" matches pick the STUPIDEST stipulations? None of them so far have made any sense. Man, that tag team tournament bracket is pretty depressing. You're saying they couldn't come up with at least 12 or 16 teams?

It is? Like who?

"I hate bald people!" - Luther

PWTorch reports that Kevin Kelly has been let go by AEW. His recent social media comments against Ian Riccaboni over the weekend led to his termination. Additionally, Kelly's on-air performances were deemed below par within AEW, with Tony Schiavone stepping in to assume the lead play-by-play role a few months into Collision's run, a move reportedly supported by Tony Khan.

I can't agree. Much like (despite them trying constantly) I'm never going to boo the BCC, and I'm never not going to love Hook.