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Not serious at all. Just I like jokes to be you know actually funny. Devitt's wee photoshop of himself is easily the funniest thing posted in this thread about him. Nothing else is remotely close. Between this and your weird diva thing, I'm starting to suspect you aren't a jovial Irish leprechaun. There's an air of ResidentEvil about you.

God damn it Piranesi Stannis. Stannis. He will come in and save the day. Imagine how long an introduction he'd get from Davos then

It's because you're so serious all the time. Lighten up fella.

Spoiler tagged for non book readers.

He's Stannis Baratheon. He can whine about whatever he wants and then go do badass shit. He isn't bound by your rules.

Who doesn't like Stannis? And Davos?

Does he still look more like a crackhead than his actual crackhead brother?

It's where the white walkers are

Matt trolling Rovert is the best is the best of the best IMO. Rovert just cannot form banter.

Devitt should play a guy who is the butt of all the jokes, like a true Irishman. He should be called Paddy Murphy.

Portugal are not dead. I'd be more worried now if I was a Yank than if it was 2-0 Germany.

LOL I'm happy for you though dude, love Germany.

Saints Row is what would happen if 8 year olds made GTA. It has to be one of the most hackneyed video game series ever. But the Saints Row 3 menu screen was untouchable imo

The Hound dying was terrible.

They actually did a full recording of the Jerishow theme with one of their weird metal bands.

Having seen the hospitality Celtic fans are renowned for, I think we'll bring our own.

Stop living in the past pal

I'd be happy with the free six points.

Have you not seen their group? There's really no shame in finishing fourth in that group. Unless you're Germany. Or Portugal. Or maybe Ghana.I've seen the group. I didn't say it will be easy but they CAN beat Ghana and they CAN find a way to get another point out of Germany/Portugal. To act like it's over before it's even started is crazy..I guess we could be England. Super powerhouse without the results. Yeah? Yeah actually. The USA does hype and marketing very well. In 20 years time and stacks of marketing cash maybe the U.S. can convince the world it has the best league in the world, but also hide the fact that it's because of all them foreign players. Then they take the national side to tournaments, run down the host countries facilities, conditions, and whatnot and lose spectacularly to actual good teams, and the blueprint has been enacted. Thanks England.No disrespect or anything.But you're a CELTIC fan. You stopped being relevant when the big boys down the road stopped existing. Everything Celtic do now is fraudulent and worthless.

Have you not seen their group? There's really no shame in finishing fourth in that group. Unless you're Germany. Or Portugal. Or maybe Ghana. I've seen the group. I didn't say it will be easy but they CAN beat Ghana and they CAN find a way to get another point out of Germany/Portugal. To act like it's over before it's even started is crazy.. I guess we could be England. Super powerhouse without the results. Yeah?

Irony

He's fucking brutally boring

You're at least half-right. I just don't know which half.

The problem with US football is that you're a long way away from really competing, but you aren't terrible enough to realise it. If your coaching is anything like the coaching here in Calgary, you're probably looking at 40 years though.

He was born