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Per Aaron Boone today Gerrit Cole is having more testing today Nothing definitive to announce Will be a couple more days before "everyone weighs in" Difficult to envision Cole starting Opening Day I will probably regret saying this but it sounds like it isn't "Oh fuck - Tommy John time" but it also sounds like at least a couple of weeks

The least Watt brother, Derek, has announced his retirement

Cincy is actually trading Mixon to the Texans

For the record - it was obvious Tiki was joking/being your typical sports radio host and Saquon WAY over reacted

Darryl Strawberry had a heart attack Monday Though he posted on Instagram "that all is well" Today is his 62nd birthday

For clarity's sake - Cole's MRI was yesterday but the Yanks already said no matter what the MRI says they will be seeking multiple opinions on a "solution"

Other random moves Aaron Jones goes to the Vikings - 1 year, $7 million Tyrod Taylor to the Jets to backup Aaron Rodgers - 2 year deal Darious Williams is staying with the Rams after being cut by the Jags - 3 years The Bengals signed Zack Moss and because they did so they released Joe Mixon

Something I just saw today (but don't think is new news) - for timeline purposes, the TV show takes place roughly a decade after Fallout 4 And co-creator Jonathan Nolan clarified that basically Todd Howard told them what things to avoid as (for now) they will be in Fallout 5

Well now…

And the other now former Giant signing Xavier McKinney to the Packers 4 years, $68 million ($25 million in his first year)

Giants Saquon replacement is Devin Singletary 3 years, $16 million Considering his ties to the old Buffalo crew - not shocking at all

I haven't had a chance to mention it but the George Mason Women's team got fucked in the A-10 tournament So much so that the A-10 came out and said they were fucked but did the usual "oh well - nothing we can do except give the refs a talking to"

Well @Dolfan in NYC doesn't get to be happy either today

Teams couldn't wait to sign RBs Josh Jacobs to the Packers

This would hurt more if A) it is a stupid amount of money and B) he will still miss half their games

https://www.thedailybeast.com/go-media-sells-off-deadspin-to-be-entirely-gutted

It appears that if you played for the Cowboys and are not named Tony Pollard - you are signing with Washington today

Not a new game per se but MultiVersus will be released (re-released???) on May 28

And Tony Pollard is signing with the Titans for a similar 3 year, $24 million deal

Bears are signing D'Andre Swift 3 years, $24 million ($15.3 million is guaranteed)

Well this is fucking terrifying

Eh - I mean it is logical (in the context of the illogical WWE Hall of Fame) The very first class was designed to just honor Andre. Remember there wasn't even a ceremony that first year Second - Ali is clearly going in as the "celebrity" and the first time they did that was in 2004 Plus it fits the the quasi theme of this year - which honoring Mania 1 (not that again Lauper doesn't) Someone would have to double check how much they acknowledged Ali/Inoki back when Inoki was inducted