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  1. 3 hours ago, Cobra Commander said:

    A report of the things I remember from a dream involving a fictional episode of Raw:

    Macho Man was still alive and now accompanied to the ring by two black valets (with the snarky declaration of “Randy’s been to the strip club!”)

    Kevin Owens fired a teammate who immediately kicked Owens in the groin, knocking him out of the ring in the process. That was either Sami or Shane McMahon which was a setup to have Sami Zayn feud with Shane McMahon

    And that’s all I remember because I was awakened by an alarm.

    I’ve told this on here before but my most memorable wrestling dream was about 10 years ago, me and Hogan were set to fight Road Warriors, I had to do the job but was scared to take the doomsday device which pissed Hawk off, Hawk and Animal then chased me down a never ending corridor!

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  2. I think TK was right to take the plaudits for the awesome first few years of AEW, so it’s only fair he takes the criticism where it’s due. In hindsight I’m sure he regrets signing way too many WWE cast offs at once then also buying ROH at the same time.  I mean, sometimes these opportunities arise once so I can see why he did it, but it was a gamble that he is paying for now.  Hindsight’s a hell of a drug though.

  3. Round 1

    Cactus Jack v Jerry Lawler - blood soaked brawl all around the building that ends in a time limit draw.

    Dean Malenko v Jinsei Shinzaki - Michinoku Pro style match, Malenko goes over

    Bret Hart v William Regal - Bret Hart goes over in a close bout

    Steve Austin v Jon Moxley - Austin over

    Semi Finals

    Steve Austin gets bye but does a promo anyway

    Bret Hart v Dean Malenko - Bret goes over 

    Finals

    Bret v Austin - guaranteed another classic. I’ll let them decide who wins.

     

     

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  4. 3 hours ago, Infinit said:

    In 1992 who would have believed Vinnie Vegas and Diamond Dallas Page would be future world champions? 

    Who knows...if the rumors were true and Sick Boy/Scott Vick came back as Katie's brother out for vengeance, he could've had a main event run. The biz is weird like that.

    I had my Schivone “that’ll put butts in seats” moment with JBL.

    I thought no one would ever buy Bradshaw in that role and definitely couldn’t see him as a multiple world champion.  
     

  5. 2 hours ago, Casey said:

    It's Davey Richards, and you can't convince me otherwise. Although a lot of people are trying to make Colt Cabana being the mystery opponent a thing, only because "lol fuck CM Punk". Meh.

    I'm here for the Dynamite card just to see the sit-down interview with Saraya and Britt Baker, led by Renee. Gimme confirmation of the Full Gear match, you fuckers.

    I hope it is Davey, because 1) he’ll hopefully be as Davey Richards as Davey Richards can be

    and 2) having him and Regal in the same promotion brings me one step closer to seeing a real life version of an EWR angle I booked where Regal managed the American Wolves in NXT, they turned their back on the US and became the New Blue Bloods, Lord David Richards and Earl Edward Edwards.  

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  6. 5 hours ago, Hayabusa said:

    I can almost picture the commercial for the new docuseries Bark Side of the Ring with Larry giving us his Side of the story 

     

    Plus an explosive exclusive interview with Cody's dog about those fireworks that one time

    Ugh, and a heartfelt memorial for the British Bulldogs bulldog, and Al Snows dog that Bossman cooked up

    All, on the next season from the producers of Tales from the Territories

    Chris Jericho: “you know, after the press conference I saw Larry in the hallway and I asked how he was, he said “ruff” and I immediately knew something had went down”

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  7. We need a skit where Mox and Renee are finally going on vacation, bags packed, strolling along the docks somewhere in Florida.

    ”so where are we going?”

    ”we’re booked on a cruise, two weeks of no wrestling, just us, sun, sea and… oh no… oh god no”

    The side of the boat reads “Cruise of Jericho”

     

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  8. 22 hours ago, Octopus said:

    I generally do not like when two singles workers are put together and all of a sudden they are a great and cohesive  team, against actual long running tag teams. 

    Swerve and Keith Lee are kind of doing a deconstructed version of this where they started great, but we are at a stage where Keith Lee still thinks they should be dominating the tag division but Swerve’s natural selfishness won’t allow them to work well as a team.  

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  9. 9 hours ago, Hayabusa said:

    Does Discovery have any haunted house- ghost hunter type shows?

    Thinking we get Punk and his Samoan friend Joe back for another live Halloween night special ?

    /s

    If I was a ghost I wouldn’t stick around if Joe was ghost hunting, id hover off in the complete opposite direction. 

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  10. 5 hours ago, zendragon said:

    WWE could probably do well if they tried to mine sports that have good athletes but not great pro prospects such as Water Polo, Gymnastics, Volley Ball, Track n field ect

    This is 90’s WWF gimmick territory

    Walter Polo - Walter in a swimming cap.

    Jim Nastic, Paul Vault, Teddy Long Jump.

    Track N Field would have to be a tag team. Rich Track and Jerry Field.

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  11. 6 hours ago, Gorman said:

    Okay, belt experts - 
     

    Can anyone tell me what belt Onion is carrying in this photo?

     

     

    Mustard and Onion remind me way too much of Sammy and Tay.

    I now expect Ketchup and Mustard to call each other out online before resorting to fisticuffs backstage before the 2023 Hotdog derby!

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