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Ultimo Necro

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  1. 21 hours ago, Craig H said:

    There's no Mother's Milk in this group though.

    I wonder who would fit that role well. Yuta is I guess Hughie. Mox is Butcher. Lame as these two mentions may be, but Claudio is Frenchie and Danielson is Kimiko. And then Regal is, uh, Grace?

    Shame we never got to see them go up against Cody-lander

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  2. 13 hours ago, S.K.o.S. said:

    New wrestling crossword:


    15:40, that top right section was full of ones that stumped me for a while!

    re: masks, noticed Penta is in a mask v mask per the post above, Penta must hold the record for number of times his mask has been ripped without being unmasked at this point.  

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  3. 7 hours ago, ohtani's jacket said:

    Ha ha, Stingray the AEW mark.

    Just watched that episode and thought “of course he’s singing that goddam song, of course he is”

    also, Chozen on the egg hunt was wonderfully psychopathic.  “NOW YOU DIE!!”

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  4. 18 minutes ago, evidence said:

    After seeing him trying to recruit 10, I feel like all of Andrade's AEW feuds are started because he doesn't understand that no means no. He tried to get the Lucha Bros to leave Pac for him and failed, tried to get Darby to leave Sting for him and failed, now he's doing the same thing with Dark Order members. 


    I know FTR getting the AEW tag team titles is what almost everyone wants but I wouldn't mind Andrade and Rush taking them from The Acclaimed after they have their run. 

    He needs to keep going down the roster till he gets someone who will say “yes, I’ll join” like Peter Avalon or someone.

    Except Andrade doesn’t listen and is like “you don’t wanna join me? Then I’ll see you in the ring”

    ”no, I said I do want to join your team”

    ”I’ll see you on Rampage, and I’ll kick your ass”

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  5. I think Britt Baker needs to freshen up her gimmick, I mean she’s neither British nor a Baker.

    If anything her name should be American Dentist.

    Similarly UK bake off celebrity Paul Hollywood is a Brit Baker and does not come from Hollywood.

    It’s all very confusing.

    I think this last week has broken me.

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  6. 52 minutes ago, Log said:

    Do the Jags count as professional?

    As a Jags fan there is a lot of similarities in how they are both run.

    I fully expect Urban Meyer to show up in AEW and Brian Danielson to be traded to the Rams for a 6th round draft pick.

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  7. 28 minutes ago, For Great Justice said:

    All this backstage fight stuff got me wondering…who is the Haku / Kurt Angle of the AEW locker room? I mean now that Marko Stunt is gone anyway.



    Would Joe be on team Punk? They have previous for dealing with Teddy Hart’s backstage tomfoolery.






  8. 8 minutes ago, Octopus said:


    Oh come on, Hogan was so professional he worked 700 dates a year and even time travelled so he could make them. He also gave up being Metallica’s bass player for his love of the biz. 🙂

    Also, Punk is older now than Hogan was when he joined the nwo.  I get a kick out that fact! 

  9. I agree with a lot of what JR says, but I fundamentally disagree with his on air surliness.

    He even shits on guys who clearly display a lot of the things he actively wants.  Cabana was a particular target, Colt always looked in great shape, played College football, can work a classic style but JR still couldn’t be nice about him!

  10. Release Black.

    Have Brodie King assume control of the Dark Order. Rename them “New Dark Order”. Sell one billion t shirts. Julia can replace Anna. We only need one group of spooky perverts in any one promotion.

    Put Buddy in the mix with Omega, Danielson etc and get even more great matches.


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  11. To add to the above, Ethan Page has been criminally under utilised in AEW. He had that one promo about 3 weeks ago then disappeared again? 

    The trios tournament has really sucked a lot of the fun out of AEW.  TK really needs to stop with the tournaments. The TV shows also suffered during that Owen Cup.  

    Im not saying we are at 1999 WCW levels yet, but I’m almost certain Lanny Poffo has been receiving pay checks from AEW for the last few years.

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  12. On 8/28/2022 at 6:09 PM, tbarrie said:

    If we're starting a thread about dreams where wrestlers randomly show up, I could be here a while...

    I had a dream once that I was tagging with Hogan against the Road Warriors. I had to eat the pin and didn’t want to take the Doomsday Device.  I told Animal and he said Hawk would be pissed, I then spent the rest of the dream running down a corridor away from Hawk and Animal who were trying to kill me.

    If only Hogan and politicked a victory. 

    Stupid dreams.

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  13. 2 hours ago, Octopus said:

    Double post to really put the mail in the coffin of this thread:

    Would anyone be interested in me pulling a young Tony Kahn and writing an imaginary wrestling show for ten (or less) local public access shows leading to a bigger event?

    Promotion: Derp Elite Wrestling

    Show: [name to be determined]


    CranRaspberry Man - gimmick: super hero

    The Punjabi Prune Prince - gimmick: super villain 

    Jane Good-Y’all - gimmick: suplex-machine Ape but pretty chill

    Suzanne Winters - gimmick: mean girl, hates apes, not chill

    The Pirates of Doom (40 McDaniels & Scurvy Steve) - gimmick: large mean pirates

    Generic Jerry - gimmick: technical mat wrestler

    “Nature Boy” Derek Wyld - problematic Ric Flair ripoff

    The Young Rustlers (Cowboy Roy, lil John Wayne, Dynamite Dillinger) - handsome lightweight cowboy trio

    Diabolical Debra - gimmick: she always has a plan. Muhahaha

    Bloody Mary - Ghost monster spooky scary

    Dick Dinein - indy man’s Togo.

    More to be made up. 

    Road Warrior Wrestling

    Every wrestler on the roster is a Road Warrior and comes out to Iron Man.

    - Road Warrior Jim

    - Road Warrior Steve

    - Road Warrior Sasha

    - Road Warrior Tina


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  14. Catching up on Rampage, I’ve been a huge fan of Ol’ Mancer since his MLW run, he was often the highlight of those shows.

    I’m not sure where he first in AEW, he could be Hangman’s friend or mortal enemy, or both.

    Alternatively they could repackage him as a knight, full Lanny Poffo get up, and call him Sir Mancelot.

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