Cristobal

Yeah but it was the shitty half anyway.

7) The result of half-assed stop-start booking of a character they barely remember to care about when Total Divas isn't a thing who isn't a good enough wrestler to actually interest people and is therefore doomed to failure because WWE Creative is the worst?

More of that Daniel Bryan please. I get that the humble, quirky guy is who he is 98% of the time but fiery ass-kicking underdog babyface is what won everyone over in the first place.

I believe you mean:

So, like others, I'm fine with Bryan not partaking in any multi-man ladder spot clusterfuck matches again, but Rusev Day getting consistent babyface pops for months and them finally giving Rusev a win over Bryan is peak WWE.

The two shows referenced: I mean watch what you want but I'm definitely judging you.

They also had like an hour or two of TV a week and could fill most of that with jobber squashes and promos for angles that would get 10 minutes of airtime over a 3 month period so you could slow burn it forever. I'm not saying I love current WWE writing but comparing what they need to do now with what they needed to do with the 80s is comparing an F1 race to a trip to the 7-Eleven.

*shrug* I mean there's no shortage of English language songs written by native English speakers that barely make any sense. I mean Lemmy was clearly some combination of drunk/high af when he wrote Evolution's theme.

Makes sense, seeing as he's the last man to foil a Brendan Rodgers title bid.

1. Captain America: Civil War 2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 3. Black Panther 4. The Avengers 5. Thor: Ragnarok 6. Spider-Man: Homecoming 7. Iron Man 8. The Avengers: Infinity War 9. Captain America: Winter Soldier 10. Guardians of the Galaxy 11. Captain America: The First Avenger 12. Ant-Man 13. Doctor Strange 14. Iron Man 2 15. The Avengers: Age of Ultron 16. The Incredible Hulk 17. Iron Man 3 18. Thor 19. Thor: The Dark World

Even when he was young, Pete Townshend just looked like your college roommate that needed to level up in grooming.

My mother used to take me with her to that temple sometimes. As a kid I didn't realize what an amazing and unique building it is.

I mean they were going for "Cass was putting on his jacket and watch after having viciously attacked Daniel Bryan from behind". But without the Bryan attack being known until later, it just looked like "Cass coming out to zero reaction, putting on shit Men's Wearhouse just finished altering".

The notion that "sympathetic backstory" somehow precludes heel heat is kinda disproven by like ALL OF WRESTLING HISTORY.

It's apparently just for a week because Coachman is doing something on the Golf Channel.

If he's replacing Graves I'm watching on mute.

Roode will make a solid IC/US mainstay once they let him go heel again.

Worse than Breezango just switching between their two themes every 15 seconds?

The splodey bits tend to be actually on the 4th regardless of the day of the week. As far as related events (fairs, BBQs, etc), those'll probably be either or both).

At this point I think Roman's issues with getting over with the portion of the crowd he's not over with have been completely untethered to Bryan for years.

Wait, if it's a work for Total Bellas, that's an argument that Cena ISN'T weird?

Well there's the cherubic smile, the fact that he was over 16 years younger and probably about 50 pounds lighter than he is today, and if at any time in the last 15 years he's worn a backwards baseball cap in a picture, I can't recall it. I think it's a fairly easy one to miss.

Every one of Bray's former followers won a match at Wrestlemania.