Ultimo The Great

Some people like to nail their cocks to blanks of wood too

This picture pisses off so many irish people

I felt half of these would get 60%-50% or lower but thought ASM2 would be around the 70% mark. Balls! I'm doing another BO contest and had ASM2 $260m/$70m. Extra balls! Also not to make this a running thing but i saw the trailer for Tammy today and that's making $140m

Taka's got to get back to his X-Box, Taichi's planning a long night There are several reasons why Makabe would make a terrible politician From Super Crazy's Twitter

I know. not one single new dutch player I'd be surprised if we land 2 of them. Shaw and Carvalho maybe

#Crystanbul has been trending all night. This would look great in someones sig In "here comes the saviour news" Van Gaal is expected to be at the Hull game. this is the team he wants next season. erm.....

That won't be remembered. This season will be remembered for Liverpool fans celebrating winning the title without actually winning and this They'll be no joy "we're finally back in the champions league" it's "we've choked. blown the best opportunity at the title in a quarter of a century" Edit: again my sig is amazing

Oh please. You'd have loved to have Liverpool's season. Had 13 better premier league seasons thanks

Two weeks ago it was looking like the worst football year imaginable. 7th in the league, City League cup, Chelsea Champions League winners and Liverpool ending 24 years of pain then... Football's a lovely game. Nothing happened on Saturday edit my sig works so well with this.

Action! After Action Total Non Stop After Party Action

Adding to the naked DDT vibe

"Yes i am awesome" Taue at Jumbo's Grave Hayabusa

Great night for football, great night for the champions league and a great night for Atletico Madrid, i hope they go on and win it as well as La Liga they deserve it. A final that will be worth watching. Real/Chelsea would have sucked. Simeone after the match: "Thank you to the mothers who gave birth to these Atléti players... their sons have massive balls"

T-Shirt anyone? Baba and Rikidozan

I asked about Tammy for the above "it's not against anything" also due to Melissa McCarthy's last starring films grossing $134m and $159m (not to mention Bridesmaids $169m) plus not a lot out there for Da Chicks

Why's there no Tammy? here goes. Box Office How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Jun 13) Transformers: Age of Extinction (Jun 27) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 2) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Jul 11) Godzilla (May 16) X-Men: Days of Future Past (May 23) Guardians of the Galaxy (Aug 1) A Million Ways To Die In The West (May 30) Maleficent (May 30) 22 Jump Street (Jun 13) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Aug 8) Jupiter Ascending (Jul 18) Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (Aug 22) The Expendables 3 (Aug 15) Neighbors (May 9) Rotten Tomatoes: How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Jun 13) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Jul 11) Godzilla (May 16) X-Men: Days of Future Past (May 23) Guardians of the Galaxy (Aug 1) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 2) Jupiter Ascending (Jul 18) 22 Jump Street (Jun 13) The Giver (Aug 15) Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (Aug 22) Maleficent (May 30) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Aug 8) A Million Ways To Die In The West (May 30) Neighbors (May 9) Edge of Tomorrow (Jun 6) Tie Breaker: Edge of Tomorrow $70m

I just hope KENTA turns up as Vladimir Putin and trys to take over The Universe. i might watch that. See you in 3 years KENTA, richer, fatter and not giving a shit anymore.

Mona Lisa (my personal favourite), The Long Good Friday, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, TwentyFourSeven and he's such a great creepy bastard in Felicia's Journey. He was also in some dreadful shit but you always remembered him. The only good thing about the news is he won't have to suffer through Parkinson's disease anymore. For a long time he was British cinema. RIP

They're safe from relegation and have nothing left to play for, it's been like that for a month now. They've lost 7 of there last 8 games including losing 4-0 to United & Southampton and 3-0 to Arsenal & Everton. There on their holidays.

Moron throws banana at Dani Alves I'd say 3rd best "Fuck You To Racism" Moment in Football 2nd Hulk at Porto against Benfica (club legend Eusebio remember) 1st Zokora for Trabzonspor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSheK-zaXw

If they lose it from here i'm going to die laughing

Sorry to ruin people's days but Don Frye's tache is no more

Iron Shiek NSFW