Octopus

Power move - send the Athletic Commission an invoice for their publicity stunt.

Oklahoma is a fucking joke. Fuck their governor. Keep fucking censuring lawmakers and give half hearted “it’s a tragedy” statements to fucking teens that die that don’t share your lifestyles, you dishonest whores of Babylon

Don’t tread on Nyla, you corrupt bigoted fucks. Stay out of wrestling. Grow a heart, you 2056 shamed and regretful mother fuckers. May the non-binary Holy Spirit rightfully tie you to the spokes of eternal torment as your ancestors denounce you.

Only requirement is you do a Road Report when you get back

Change the hue?

I’m here for four reasons: - zingers - to learn more to work on my never ending personal projects - to talk about Daisuke Sekimoto grappling other dudes - to answer questions that keep the youths out of trouble

I’m pro Strong vs shaggy haired guy. Roddy is likely the guy I find most interesting in that group. The will Shaggy or will Shaggy not join the group again is an ok story all things considered. Could be better but fine and will likely see some cool back breakers.

@Matt D, which was your favorite Jumbo Tsuruta vs Nick Bockwinkel match?

Octopi don’t dry (but keep us in water, please)

That was one of the coolest visuals of the match. Him trying to escape with his face completely red and the just dangling upside down. Trapped and defeated.

Top video is what I’m posting. Not sure why it’s connected. Kenny vaguely talking about Brawl Out while playing video games. Seems coolish with Punk and says he’s not really an EVP because he has no power. Maybe I should watch his streams. I find Omega to be an odd and interesting guy.

I’m close to Robinsdale. Their water is a mix of protein powder and Gatorade. I went to Minnetonka. GO SKIPPERS! Kris Humphries went here. Yeah, that Kris Humphries. GO SKIPPERS!

I didn’t see the full match but off of clips it looked wild

Was Ready to Rumble based off of WCW 2000? If so, WCW 2000 > all promotions

Livin’ the gimmick

“Wow, that Penta sure is great!” - everyone

So you really like him.

McGuiness hinted that he was ready last year but his potential opponent wasn’t. I think Danielson came back early from injury to do All Out against Starks when Punk was out.

Wembley will have Danielson vs McGuiness and we will all cry from happiness.

So what you’re saying is you like Triple H?

There is nothing about Lakes in here..

Thank God Samoa Joe is champion.