Octopus
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4 minutes ago, Sparkleface said:
I probably could be, if I had the cabbage.
You ever have kimchi? I’d go back and forth (maybe throw in sauerkraut) for variety.
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16 minutes ago, Sparkleface said:
A good coleslaw can't be beat, I tell you.
I like slaw. Side or topping. Got a BBQ sandwich? Slaw it. God bless a good SlawDog.
spread it out though. I’m not an everyday coleslawer
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17 hours ago, The Natural said:
Enjoy yourself, mate. Safe journey, home.
Favourite usernames here?
Hmmmm, a bunch of good ones on here.
@LoneWolf&Subs is maybe tops.
Saying @John from Cincinnati or @Dolfan in NYC makes me feel like I’m a radio host.
@Curt McGirt reminds me of when the Wu Tang got drafted by the Asian Delegation.
@Burgundy LaRue has a really nice flow to the user name.
So does @Elsalvajeloco
@ohtani's jacket might be the best clothing related name.
@Nice Guy Eddie gets his name from either the Gilmore Girls or Arthur. I’m sure of it.
@Shartnado is a classic.
@zendragon is both chill but mighty
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teaching lil Octopus the way of the Funk-
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Less Rodman and more Shaq
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Waiter, there must be a mistake. My endless delicious Buffalo boneless wings came with seasoned to perfection fries and a tiny plastic cup of creamy yet perfectly lightly crunchy coleslaw. There must be a mistake. No? You mean the service is great and the deals are mind boggling? Wow, what a deal.
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After a long double shift down at the coal mine shipyard, my body was weak. Half broken mental. Half broken physically. Half broken spiritually. I’m one and a half broken. But I must carry on. I must provide for my family. After a successful session of family provisions and lil Octopus being put to bedtime. Wife is gonna relax and do some wife thing. I must venture out and hunt for my own food. My family is safe and sound, but will I be? Only time can tell. I must journey out and find sustenance. God be with my. God keep me safe. I need her with me on my journey.
there I am. A one-man Four Horsemen. Octopus ready to ride out. Walking for miles and miles. Through terrain and woods. Concrete jungle and spooky swamps. After hours in the desert of dry mouth torment, I begin to hallucinate. I see images of past enemies and future monsters. I must remain strong and venture forward. I must find food. Reasonably priced but flavor fit to please the whole neighborhood. A place where I could order a cowboy burger, a bourbon street steak, or delicious appetizers like mozzarella sticks or bottomless boneless wings. A place like that couldn’t exist. That would be too perfect.
wait….no….it couldn’t be. I see a mirage off in the distance….something to hood to be real….wait… it is….dear lord…lord Jesus Christ….Mary Mother of God….it is….
the floor is open for questions!!!!!
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Heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking
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Absolutely shocked. In the face of often weird bookings, Bray Wyatt always managed to become massively over time and time again. The Fiend w/ Firefly Funhouse was an one of a kind all time series of segments. The Cena cinematic match was truly special. This is a big loss to professional wrestling.
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If Edge joins AEW, I hope we get the E&C podcast again
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I absolutely love the Onita match
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Made this just to show his range of great work and individuality as a legend.
(top row: Harley Race, Jumbo Tsuruta, Bruiser Brody
middle row: Jerry Lawler, Ric Flair, Bret Hart
bottom row: Cactus Jack, Atsushi Onita, Sabu)
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Tearing up in a Taco Bell drive thru
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Only the Greatest can end up in this position from an Irish whip to the corner. Absolute Legend.-
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Terry Funk was Pro Wrestling.
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WITH ALL THESE VISA ISSUES YOU THINK THEYD JUST TRY TO OPEN UP A MASTER CARD ACCOUNT.
Whew, just thought of that one from and earlier conversation.
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Maybe we could get a performance from Jarrett and the Roadie!
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Non in Minnesota or the Ocean.
I will take credit for my email making it available for all of you though. Although I didn’t get what I want, I can die knowing that I am a hero.
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They gotta Quake By the Lake 2 me so hard to make up for my mild disappointment.
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45 minutes ago, Casey said:
All In/All Out won’t be in theaters (in the US). Mostly places like Dave & Busters or Buffalo Wild Wings.
All Out is playing at two near me.
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I emailed AEW’s contact us email to see about movie theater viewing for All In. Fingers crossed I somehow become an EVP through this adventure.
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2 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:
Yus! No joke, last night I was debating on watching either this or Hash vs Tenryu. !!!!
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On 8/19/2023 at 2:32 PM, Shartnado said:
I'm seeing this insane Alien stuff on Reddit and since you are an Octopus, how do you feel when some people think Octopi are aliens?
There’s several schools of fish of thought on the matter. Sadly, with my species it can lead to theological debate and at time dogmatic beliefs on what and how the TRUE cephalopods are. The Mollusk of the Octopoda Order have a lot of good messages and potentially enlightening theories on the origins of boneless sea life on earth, but they use questionable methods of confrontation and violence to get their point across.
They sometimes maybe have to be, due to the oppressive nature of the Squid Coalition. They want us to stop making unique art and questioning conformity.
I don’t have all the answers. I truly believe there is some extraterrestrial or at least extraordinary elements to how we as Octopuses/ Octopi have developed as a truly advanced and sexually stunning species. However, giving too much credence to that is to overlook the spectacular lineage of what it means to be and come from the sea.
Whether we are a lost colony from the cosmos or have come from the depths beneath, I am proud of what we are and however we became what we became.
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Ask Octopus Anything
in LAND OF CONFUSION
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I haven’t! That is my new mission.
I have a buddy that I’ll bbq with (I do ribs and he does the pork butt or brisket) maybe twice a year and he loves making kimchi or going to Asian markets and getting pretty good stuff like that. So my kimchi experience is limited to either like a cold dish or a topping to some type of bbq (pulled pork usually)