Jerome Miller

Passengers is headed for Bombsville. My local network affiliates were inundated with new ads stressing it's a romance and all the great reviews it's supposedly getting. I love Chris Pratt, but he wasn't the main reason Jurassic World and Guardians were huge hits.

Seeing as how she had the mouth of a sailor, it's incredibly appropriate.

Riri Williams sales figures via ComicsBeat: Well, that's not good. Especially in light of the last reboot of the title in October 2015, which shipped 250,000 copies.

Browns retain the number one draft pick with the 49ers win tonight.

It's a win in that it shows the front office that RG3 is too injury prone to bring back. (Sashi Brown was talking like they still viewed Griffin as a viable franchise QB as recently as week 11.) Jonathan Allen is just as good as Myles Garrett.

I'd rather have dignity and self-respect. Browns Win! Browns Win! Up yours, John Clayton.

Ha ha ha. Suck it, Scott Keith.

http://www.comicsbeat.com/renae-deliz-ray-dillon-and-the-eternal-war-of-creators-and-publishers/ So, apparently, Legends of Wonder Woman Volume 2 was cancelled because Renae De Liz and her husband, inker Ray Dillon went on Twitter and criticized DC for passing them over on the new Amazons on-going series. This was just the last straw for DC after other social media gaffes involving De Liz, and attempts by The Mary Sue to make Renae and Ray look good ended up opening the floodgates of complaints from people who have been waiting five years or more for commissions from De Liz and Dillon, allegations from former Image editor Scott Massino that Renae and Ray have horrible credit and use Kickstarter and GoFundMe to con people out of money every time they relocate by claiming that De Liz is pregnant again or a father died, and complaints from people who Kickstarted a Peter Pan graphic novel from De Liz four years ago and are still waiting.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/13/world/un-wonder-woman-campaign.html?_r=0 Well, that didn't last long. DC Comics: The WCW of comic books!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S what Colby Corino looks like these days? If you're going to do a Trent Acid tribute gimmick, then you should only dress like Trent, not do all the drugs Trent did. Oh, the boys in General Population at Turney Center are just going to love Colby, especially if he inherited his father's Foot In Mouth Disease that Steve has suffered from for the last 20 years.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Fake-callers-aside-Chris-Carlin-is-settling-in-to-his-new-gig-with-WIP-.html So for those of you who missed it, fat racist piece-of-shit Josh Innes got fired from WIP in Philly, and replaced by Chris Carlin, former sports update guy for Don Imus who most recently got fired from Loud Mouths, a New York-based sports talk show that was just an awful show that, ironically, Carlin was actually the creator of. He actually got fired from a show he created. Those of us who had hoped that Spike Eskin's rise to Program Director at WIP would lead to a reduction in Mike and the Mad Dog-style "angry people with irritating New Yoik/Philly/Joisey accents call in and vent and rant" shows and instead a rise in Brock & Salk-style "analytics and x's and o's discussion of the previous day's games" style show are very dissapointed. It has been funny listening to people call in and troll Carlin over his physical appearance (bald, morbidly obese). His inability to handle trolls is hilarious stuff. As for Josh Innes, his first ratings "book" for November has been horrible and the Houston Chronicle has been all over him about it. http://www.chron.com/sports/article/Josh-Innes-radio-ratings-down-from-Charlie-Pallilo-10633113.php

Hey guys, I wanted to apologize for not posting as much over the last few weeks. The last two weeks have been a very difficult time for my family as I was diagnosed as suffering from Misophonia, a psychological condition where certain sounds can cause me to become agitated and lose my temper. So far, my doctors and I have identified the following "noises" as being the cause of considerable aggravation for me: Babies and young childen crying or whining The "door ajar" chime on mid-2000 Hyundais and Nissans People from India/Pakistan speaking English People speaking Spanish with a Mexican or Puerto Rican accent (I'm fine with people from Cuba and Spain speaking Spanish, I won't begin testing on Central/South American Spanish accents until next week) People speaking Portugese with a Brazillian accent Women with a thick "Longuy Land" or "Brooklyn Jewish" accent (basically any women who sounds like Joan Cusak from 'Working Girl.') ---------------------------- Anyways, needless to say this has been both a frightening development in my life as well as a huge relief, as my wife and children were afraid that I was a racist because I'd always be rude to people from Indian whenever they'd try to have a conversation with me, but now we know that it's all part of my handicap. As some of you have noticed, I've started attending ROH/EVOLVE shows on a fairly regular basis, and if we should meet, please be aware of my handicap if I ask you to politetly move your conversation to somewhere else. Thanks, and see you at the matches.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article117033883.html Armando Salguero verbally bitch slaps Colin Kaepernick for wearing a shirt with Fidel "I imprisoned and executed my political enemies" Castro on it. Jesus Christ, I'm not sure who's stupider, redneck racists who voted for Trump or over-priveliged Millennials who voted for Bernie.

Hey, "Awful Announcing" dude, I keep clicking on your site waiting for you to rip into Westwood One's Armando Quintero and Brady Papinga for the absolutely shitty job they did last night calling the Raiders-Texans game in Mexico, but so far I haven't seen anything. Quintero, especially, did a shameful job and was really exaggerating his Hispanic accent to get over the "Mexico" aspect of the game. Guess you're too busy writing about Obama trolling Michael Jordan and a Matty Dellavedova biopic to talk about awful PBP announcers anymore.

Okay, sure, whatever, pal. If I rob a bank and shoot a pregnant woman, as long as I say "I have the utmost respect for pregnant ladies" before I shoot her, that makes it all okay. Thank God I've got elsalvajeloco on "ignore." I'm sure it has something to do with how Sage Steel isn't a "real sister" or some other reverse racist, black militant dipshit idiocy.

If Dave offered a "plus one" membership where for an extra five dollars a month, he and Wade Keller would do a seperate podcast where it would be just the two of them for three hours talking about a different historical topic without Bryan or anyone else to interrupt, I would sign up in a heartbeat. If anything, I really hope that Dave and Wade go back and do a new podcast one day where they do a clinical breakdown of Dusty Rhodes' career, looking as his massive ego and selfish booking without the aura of Dusty's sudden death or David Bixenspan interrupting every five seconds, on the verge of tears, to tell some other asisnine story about Dusty being an idiot in the NXT office.

To be fair, Evans ended up having to apologize after pretty much the entire city of Tampa (white, black, and Hispanic) came down on him and crucified him for taking a knee on "Salute to Service" day and with a huge military base (MacDill) in the city. Tampa and Orlando are pretty conservative across the racial spectrum, so taking a knee during Veteran's Day Weekend was pretty stupid on Evans' part.

Bioware shows off the ME version of the Yuuzhan Vong:

I'll be fine with Reynolds controlling the film so long as we get the following: - An animated "Lil' Wade" introducing the film and popping up every 15 minutes or so to offer wacky commentary on what's going on. - A sniper rifle hidden inside a robot sheep. - Vanessa turns out to be a mutant herself and transforms into Copycat. - Weasel suggests that Wade will be approached by an inter-dimensional legal firm called Landau, Luckman, & Lake who will reveal to him that he is actually the "Chosen One" who will be responsible for allowing a Cosmic Entity to come to Earth and enslave all of humanity into a hive mind consciousness and Wade rejects this and screws over his own destiny. Wade then comments "that sounds fucking stupid." - Weasel suggests that Wade should change his codename to "Agent X" and Wade suggests "that sounds even more fucking stupid."

Keep the "pre-existing conditions" rule, yes, but get rid of the rest of the damn Obamacare thing. After I changed jobs in October 2015, and wouldn't qualify for health insurance at my new company for the first six months, I ended up paying $150 a month for a shitty Obamacare plan that left me with $2000 in bills after I was hospitalized with Pneumonia. When Obama said we were all getting health insurance, I thought he meant it would be like Canada or England where all private insurers would be put out of business and, yes, we would have high taxes, but EVERYONE would have 100% health insurance. Not this awful mix of private insurnace and expanded Medicare/caid. And Obama didn't even raise taxes to pay for the increase in Medicare/caid so we're just pissing away even more money that the government doesn't have.

I'll always have a fondness for WrestleMania 2000 and my CAW of Toshiaki Kawada. A really great stress reliever was to have Kawada just stiff the shit out of Blue Meanie or Godfather or one of the other "geek" characters (tm Dave Meltzer) and just Manhattan Bomb them into oblivion.

I admire Vaughn for having the balls to just come out and say that he thought Mr. T was insane and didn't like him.

http://splitsider.com/2016/11/brett-gelman-says-hes-severed-ties-with-adult-swim-due-to-their-treatment-of-women/ Brett Gelman is leaving Adult Swim over their lack of female creators and several other things.

Assuming it was in the running at the 2002 Awards (Bowling for Coumbine won that year) I would have dumped Spellbound and Winged Migration.