Super Ape
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FUCK YOU, weight in excess of comfort levels! FUCK YOU, busted knees that make remedying these circumstances a huge pain in the ass! Time to make a Health and Fitness thread? Very yes.
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He can finally get that solid gold house he always wanted!
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Couples costume suggestions for Comic Con?
Super Ape replied to BrianS81177's topic in LAND OF CONFUSION
The King and Queen of All Cosmos! Bonus points if you actually can swing dance to "Katamari on the Swing." -
I think you mean "fuck twerking in general."
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https://twitter.com/warrenellis/status/370727050040311808 (sadly hangs up the Bat-Whisky-Dispenser-Cowl) (unpacks cigarettes from utility belt) (slowly chews bat-flavoured condom, weeping softly)
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Go home, Brian, you are drunk. I have a seething, irrational hatred of Ben Affleck (I think it was Pearl Harbor that did it), and I'm convinced that he'll make Clooney look like Keaton.
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Never speak of that movie again.
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Well, looks like I can add "movies" to the list of things I pretend DC stopped making.
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Comin' for yo' punk ass, YET-AY.
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Stay strong, Natural. For years after graduating, I tried to prove to myself that I didn't waste an English degree. This all proves, once and for all, that I did. Thank god for online IT degrees.
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20 years from now, a Pats linesman will admit on ESPN that he pulled a Lomas Brown and let Tebow get Theismann'd.
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I dunno if this counts as a live performance, as it's from the BBC Sessions, but fuck it; it's Hendrix, it's Drivin' South, it's awesome. http://youtu.be/MUMLlQByiRM
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THAT is bowling shoe ugly. . .WOOF. After his inevitable cut, he ought to go to the UFL, he bring his "star" there and maybe his nutjob fanbase could leave the NFL alone for awhile. . . The UFL est morte, dude. Let him fuck off down to Florida and get a Congressional seat, I say. But then CNN will fall all over themselves to declare him the Second Coming of Christ.
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I hate baseball.
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Dolfan, where do you get your supply of cute animal gifs? I'm gonna fucking need them.
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I got into Rocky Horror through my wife, and I still participate in a local cast here in Philly, mainly as crew, Dr. Scott, or Eddie. Can't believe it's been this long.
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A good friend of mine from college got married yesterday... and last night a friend of mine from high school won the CZW title. Good stuff all around.
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What is stopping former fans from watching WWE?
Super Ape replied to Niners Fan in CT's topic in WWE PROGRAMMING
Philly used to be an Indy hotbed in the post-ECW era, but ROH has gotten too big for its britches stagnated, Lord knows what's going on with Chikara, and all that's really left if CZW and some hole-in-the-wall indies in NJ. That's not to say I crawled back to WWE. Last time I tried to get back into it was that Raw where AJ proposed to CM Punk and the general manager computer sound rang and I just put MasterChef on the rest of the night. And to be honest, as much as I dig Daniel Bryan, I have zero faith that WWE won't screw this up like they did MiTB 2011. -
The La Parka thing was masterful. DDP was a better craftsman in the ring than I think most people remember him being. For a guy who broke into the business so late in life, I'm amazed how much knowledge he picked up in such a short time, though I didn't know until the interview that he worked with Solie before he learned psychology with Jake.
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I know you we're joking, but yeah, something like that.
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KILL IT WITH THE LIGHTNING IN DFA'S PHOTO. Nightmare Retardant. OHHHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH
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DDP part 2 is as awesome as it sounds. Talking a lot about him coming up in WCW and how his feud with Savage got him over huge and how they worked with each other. Sooooo good.
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Arguing about what pop is seems a lot like arguing about what indie is after one of the Kardashians (can't be arsed to get the spelling right) started talking up Tame Impala. It's all a ubiquitous jumble.
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"Vince McMahon's decision to throw away the original intent of the New Hart Foundation angle in 1997 would pay off in dividends down the line, but at the time seemed downright suicidal."
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Dang, you were old! :PI don't know how I got out of it for so long. There's no public transportation in my area and I managed to finish school and work for a time without a license. My parents just chauffered me around, until they got tired of it once and for all. Not catering to me? Neglect, I tell you! I live in Philly, so I got around on the bus, even if the public transit system here sucks shit through a straw. Once the kiddo came into being, there was no way around it anymore, so to the driver's license course I went. I can't imagine in a place with no public transit without a car.Also, I was 27 when I got the license, and 28 now, for what it's worth.