Jerry Hattrick

To becomin' da man you have to be clubberin' da man. Whoo daddy!!!

Wait - hold on a secondWhy the fuck is Austin wearing Uggs? Cause Stone Cold said so!!

I have been awake since Wednesday 10 am. I worked 4-8 that day. Stayed awake. Opened Thursday starting at 7:45 in the morning. Went to pick up my manager around 2:30 so he could be at work at 3. I filled in for 2 call offs. A 4-8 and 8-close. So basically I worked from 7:45am to 12:45am with 30 minutes to go home to eat dinner around 4. On no sleep the night before, no less.My manager filled in for me at that time. I'll probably be up all night, due to having to open again this morning. It's going to be interesting, because our new Director of Operations (A notch below our franchise owner) will be there at open and will be observating throughout lunch. If you don't hear from me during the weekend , it's because I died until I have to work Sunday close. I have anxiety and depression issues.

Oh, sorry for triple posting, I had question. I honestly have no idea on how to capture GIFs and post them on here. Would anyone be kind and please tell me how? Thanks.

It's just maddening how some performances improve with age. Take Rude, for instance. I was an 80s kid. Curt and him were the first heels that I really begin to enjoy. But as times change and the Internet became a thing, I get a chance to be able to see the simplest things like the 10 second GIF above and realize how much I may have taken for granted some of our historical wrestlers.

You could totally see Ambrose doing something like this to Rusev. What would Dean's choice of drink and weapon be? I'm going to need some expert advice. Hint hint.

Wait, so those people aren't at the cocaine factory????? Oh it is, the Cocoa is just a front. With Duggan coming in, it would be along the lines of handing Barney the keys to Duff Brewery.

I kept nodding off during the Superbowl. ( an hour nap between closing and opening shifts will do that to you ) That being said, I missed most of the Halftime show. From what I am gathering here, it was the wrestling equivalent of Great Ring Performer/Poor to Passable Promo;

Okay, well what about an Option play to fake them out. Nevermind, I am way behind tonight.

I wonder who is going to take the blame/admit fault on that Seattle pass call.

WTF did I just see? lol

Damn it, the cat swallowing the Viagra would have made a far more interesting commercial.

Duggan was such a trooper with the mascots. He was all excited to visit Hershey, PA only to find out that he was going to a Cocoa factory and not a Cocaine factory.

BrianS81177, said: "Never trust a man whose ass is wider than his shoulders" - Terry Funk

How will you deal with his army of trained cats? You really think they'll let you get within punching distance? The cheapest method is to find a cardboard box and set it between you and the cats. The cats won't be able to resist the box and may end up fighting amongst themselves to rule the castle.

I'm picturing Mongo as the mannequin to Pepe being the ventriloquist. Seems plausible. Anyways, requested contribution.

Just happened to me right now as I was reading this topic. No joke. Edit: I didn't catch the Ad, sorry.

Just wanted to give you a quick update. I was hoping to start yesterday, but a work situation has put a tad delay on this and other plans I had for the week. Gotta love it.

I just got home from work after being there since 8 am, with 3 hours of sleep, and spent 35 minutes shoveling 18 billion tons of snow out of my drive so I can park my car. From the looks of things, I seemed to have had a more enjoyable day than y'all did. Not that I don't blame ya.

Here is a theory, and keep in mind that I have not really kept up on this. What was the temperature at Foxboro that day? Perhaps the balls were at the lowest threshold allowed, before the game and as the evening progressed the cooler temps lowered the PSI. Do they keep the balls in a controlled environment? is this a valid thought?

Not going to happen in a million years, but... Four quarters of a 0-0 game ending in a safety, where the QB draws back and trips over his own feet in the end zone. The SB Champs didn't win, the runner up just lost. Nothing to gloat about there.

I can back up the statement that XP was reliable. Too reliable in Microsoft's eyes. They are sitting on this twelve year old operating system and thinking "Damn, how can we sell people on Win 7/8? I know! Let's stop supporting XP. That'll show 'em!" A necessary evil to progress, I guess. *shrugs*

I done mine on Friday, after I figured out that this last check was the start of a new year. Kept the last pay stub for 2014 and used my 2013's W-2 for my employee's and my own federal ID number. Turbo taxed it and I am now no more richer than I was before but am in less debt than before. Bills before thrills, y'all.

It would have been closer to 15 years, but the Hogan head didn't have enough lift, and....well, you know the rest of the story.

You had to be a fool not having Carter on your card. After all, he always worked for peanuts. I'll see myself out.