Dewar

Saltalamacchia's pube-face beard is a great example of why playoff beards should be left to hockey players, or Canadians. Fielder's glove was inside the green mat. He didn't reach into the stands. The arms of the fans are over the rail.

Surprised they didn't take a longer look at fan interference over at first base. Sure, Fielder should have caught that, but he's being touched by fans who reached over the railing. By the letter of the law, that's an out.

This should have been the winner of the entrance music tournament. How did we manage to fuck up the entrance music even worse than we do March Madness every year?

Clemson's losing at home at halftime to Boston College. Serious money could have been made betting on that.

Jets playing like shit for the third game in a row. Last place, here we come!

Aksana's new hairdo = NICE. Rosa's dye job = NOT NICE. Slater's bump for the little bull's hurancanrana was spectacular, as were his sunglasses with the breast cancer ribbon on each lens. Slater for Raw MVP this week. Main event was great, Big Show sacked up and knocked out the boss, all we need now is an explanation for why a fired wrestler was allowed to march back into the arena, while his music was playing.

That Joe Thornton quote is awesome.

Yeah, ESPN's studio show needs to be blown the fuck up. Get Bill Walton sitting on his couch and JVG sitting courtside talking about whatever comes into their head, and that's a million times better than Magic, Wilbon, Jalen and Simmons.

Chicago. Edit in the rest on Sunday morning. Shit.... Denver Seattle San Francisco New Orleans San Diego

Dismayed at the lack of THE MONSTER MENG and BUNKHOUSE BUCK. Unless they were somehow made part of D-Bry's Hobo Army.

You were on a boat for week 4. Might have been worse than week 2.

Nephew #2 arrived this morning, via c-section. Everyone's healthy, going to visit later today.

TSN2 is airing the 30 for 30 about "The U" right now. I'd watch this every night if they aired it.

Thursday, October 10 NY Giants at Chicago Sunday, October 13 Pittsburgh at NY Jets Green Bay at Baltimore Cincinnati at Buffalo Detroit at Cleveland St. Louis at Houston Oakland at Kansas City Carolina at Minnesota Philadelphia at Tampa Bay Jacksonville at Denver Tennessee at Seattle Arizona at San Francisco New Orleans at New England Washington at Dallas Monday, October 14 Indianapolis at San Diego Tiebreaker #1: Buffalo Bills turnovers Tiebreaker #2: Higher passing yard total, Brees or Brady Tiebreaker #3: margin of victory in Jacksonville/Denver

OVERALL STANDINGS 58 Burgundy LaRue (two week wins) 54 Big Z (one week win) 53 Kyle Casey 51 OutlawStar 50 Joel Martin (one week win) 50 dogwelder 49 Jrag 49 Just Jay 49 Death From Above 48 RANDALL 47 Bobby Whioux 46 jaedmc (one week win) 45 JRGoldman 45 Cole Miner 45 Dewar 44 adamsie 42 elizium 41 Young Mr. Grace 40 Novacain 40 Lacelle 40 Gonzo 39 APO 39 Shaun Gilbert 37 SirFozzie 36 odessasteps 34 Hail Sabin 12 Tim Evans 11 Cristobal 8 CSC

Between the Jets winning tonight, and my sister-in-law about to pop out baby #2, there's no way I am falling asleep anytime soon, so here's the RESULTS!!!!!! Three way tie for first this week between Shaun Gilbert, Burgundy LaRue, and myself. I deserve to lose for not picking my Jets, and I did lose the first tie-breaker, total TDs in NO/Chi. Correct answer was 4. SG & BLR both selected 7, and I selected 8. Bronze medal for me. Second tie-breaker was Matthew Stafford passing yards. Correct total was 262. SG picked 185, and BLR had 283. Burgundy takes the week! 10 - Burgundy LaRue (winner on second tiebreaker), Shaun Gilbert, Dewar (eliminated on first tie-breaker). 9 - Death From Above, Big Z, elizium, Kyle Casey, dogwelder, Bobby Whioux 8 - Gonzo, Cole Miner, adamsie, JustJay, Lacelle, RANDALL, jaedmc 7 - odessasteps, Joel Martin, JRGoldman, Hail Sabin, Young Mr. Grace 6 - OutlawStar, Jrag, APO 1 - Novacain (forgot to come back to add more picks). In sad news, since he didn't turn the ball over tonight, this is the last time Geno Smith turnovers will be a tiebreaker this season. Maybe next season, Geno...

Justice was served. Doing a happy dance right now!

Brutal bail out call by the refs on 4th down. Got the number wrong too.

Jets offensive playcalling boggles the mind sometimes. Second and four, let's go shotgun with no blocking back. DUMB.

None of those top 5 picks are on the blue line though.

Evander Kane needs more work on his Savardian Spin-a-rama.

82-0, bitches.

Zabaleta should feel some shame for going down that easy in the box against Everton. Just because you got touched, does not mean you should fling yourself to the ground.

Cleveland Chicago Cincinnati Green Bay Indianapolis Baltimore NY Giants Kansas City St. Louis Arizona Denver San Francisco San Diego Atlanta Tiebreaker #1: total touchdown passes in NO/Chi - 8 Tiebreaker #2: Matthew Stafford passing yards - 337 Tiebreaker #3: GENO SMITH TURNOVERS - 2

Shit. You were on the 7 line. Will fix now....