Lawful Metal

Rightfully? Adding CJ, Will Anderson, Tank Dell, two starting centers in Juice Scruggs and Jarrett Patterson, managing the revolving door of the O-Line and D-Line due to injuries, I think Caserio could rightfully make a claim. Especially since Demeco got snubbed.

CJ won't even look at the Lombardi because he'll wait until he can lift his own.

Yeah but losing Deshaun was addition by subtraction since he was playing like ass anyway

Yeah but Devin Hester was awesome and incredible as a returner and I'm okay with it and now maybe Jacoby Jones has a shot since he was denied that Super Bowl MVP

Is there not an Executive of the Year award? You’d think Texans GM Nick Caserio would get it for drafting the two rookies of the year (including the risky WAJ trade)

So happy Andre Johnson is finally in the Hall of Fame. What he did with just pure shit QB is fucking amazing, especially with Arian Foster vulturing so many touchdowns in the red zone. We should talk about Arian Foster in that Terrell Davis archetype -- short career, total dominance. And how about YOUR Offensive and Defensive Rookie of the Year?!!! Has that ever happened? CJ was a lock to be sure, but WOW on Will Anderson Jr. getting the props. Only thing is somehow Demeco didn't get Coach of the Year for the huge cultural turnaround in Houston. I get why Stefanski won but it's bullshit because a) Cleveland was supposed to be a good team anyway and b) Demeco outcoached the shit out of him in the playoffs. Well, Stefanski's stuck with Deshaun so maybe that's punishment enough

First Texan in the Hall of Fame! Finally a reason to go to Canton!

Mann Act is for bringing prostitutes over state lines. I mean, I guess it depends on how we define prostitutes. I don't think there's been any prosecutions for the Mann Act since Boardwalk Empire.

No idea. Anything is possible!

I hate how all the gear looks the same. There's not a ton of difference between a Mariah May and Tiffany Stratton for example. Maybe some can wear long tights or pants or what, or get assigned their All Japan colors or something.

HEY!

Bayley promo and face turn 10/10

Andre and JJ coming out of retirement CJ is GOD

how to kill a territory in one single step

fuck i just opened the mlw thread and saw a DEAN comment and now I'm blue all over again.

https://integrity.bandcamp.com/album/vocal-testhausen Integrity did a entrance song for Danhausen, apparently.

I’m a criminal lawyer. I don’t know shit about civil. But if this was a criminal case, Johnny Ace’s testimony would be considered accomplice-witness testimony which the jury could only consider if it’s corroborated by other evidence. Generally, the bar is pretty low, but the jury gets the instruction. At least in Texas.

I’m rooting for the Niners. I find Taylor inoffensive but Mahomes and Kelce are insufferable. Fuck them.

RUN IT BACK

Bobby stays!

Woohoo!

Wow. Bobby Slowik back on the menu?

I guess you can take it that way. It was more of it looked like he got hurt, but what if the script was he was supposed to win it, and then had to do a press conference where he’s hurt and he has a list of grievances about people who couldn’t manage a Target (I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to gang rape your employees at a Target) I think I was actually concerned that he got hurt, not wishing for it. Just wishing for chaos. On a different note, WWE really needs an Undertaker character, where the gong goes off the crowd goes nuts and everyone in the ring freaks the fuck out. Hell I’d settle for a Kane.

Did Punk injure his arm on the Drew Mac Future Shock? I was hoping he’d win and be too hurt to go to mania. I’m on Team Chaos