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[MM16] Sweet 16: SASHA BANKS vs. NEW DAY
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I beat Xavier Woods at NFL Blitz at my arcade this year and he was the coolest dude. Gracious with his time, zero ego. Just the best. But, I beat him at a video game, so he's a fraud. Vote Sasha. -
[MM16] R3B: AJ STYLES vs. TOMOHIRO ISHII
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Within this voting year? The grudge I hold was during the voting period. That counts. -
[MM16] R3A: RUSH vs. DRAGON LEE
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Yeah I think this settles it for me. -
[MM16] R3B: DAVE MASTIFF vs. MIL MUERTES
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Went Mastiff. Because imagine we put a mask on him and made him Mil instead of Mesias. It'd be rad. -
[MM16] 3RB: CHRIS HERO vs. ASUKA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
You know wrestling isn't real, right? Shhhhhh. She'll hear you. She hears everything. -
[MM16] R3B: BROCK LESNAR vs. AMERICAN ALPHA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I honestly don't get the "Brock style" argument. He set up a style against Cena, used it against mid-carders and lower, but every other match has been the psychology of overcoming this rampaging monster who just wants to drive you into the ground. It's pretty great story. They establish a guy's style, have him reinforce it with the occasional squash, then have higher card wrestlers have to game plan against that style. -
[MM16] 3RB: EMMA vs. PENTAGON JR
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
In my headcanon, she did when she was making her getaway from the great Walmart robbery I think that was outside the voting period though. Also, that's how I picture it went down now, too. She's Australian, so it was probably exactly like Mad Max: Fury Road. -
[MM16] R3B: BROCK LESNAR vs. AMERICAN ALPHA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I'd argue the Corbin/Rhyno match was at least close. Different atmospheres and situations for storytelling, sure. But it's not far off, work-wise. -
[MM16] R3B: AJ STYLES vs. TOMOHIRO ISHII
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Voted Ishii because AJ Styles was a dick to me once. -
[MM16] 3RB: CHRIS HERO vs. ASUKA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Hero's got a good gimmick where he's a feared striker. Asuka is a feared striker because she's a god damned cyborg programmed to maul. Hero had a better resume; voted Asuka because I don't want to die by her hand. -
[MM16] 3RB: EMMA vs. PENTAGON JR
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Pentagon lit someone on fire this year. Did Emma? Vote Pentagon. -
[MM16] R3B: BROCK LESNAR vs. AMERICAN ALPHA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I love Brock and I'm always happier when he's around, but I actually miss AA when they're gone. -
[MM16] R3A: RUSH vs. DRAGON LEE
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Well, you did ask for it. Seriously, I'd be fine with either guy moving on. If i have to choose I'll go with Dragon Lee. But really, I'd rather go for seeing these two having an epic match, if it hasn't happened already it should. I'd be lying if I said I didn't think this would happen... Anyway, I'm still stuck. I may call in sick to work tomorrow and watch these two all day. -
[MM16] R3A: BECKY LYNCH vs. KING CUERNO
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I just assume it's a zeppelin or one of those bikes with the big front wheel. -
[MM16] R3A: BECKY LYNCH vs. KING CUERNO
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Voted Cuerno because he drives a sweet ass pickup and Becky doesn't. -
[MM16] R3A: SAMI ZAYN vs. SASHA BANKS
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
There is no argument for Sami. At all. -
[MM16] R3A: VIRUS vs. BARBARO CAVERNARIO
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Dude's a legit caveman. I mean, c'mon. What else do you want? -
[MM16] R3A: RUSH vs. DRAGON LEE
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I love both and I think I need swayed. Someone woo me! -
[MM16] R3A: ROMAN REIGNS vs. BIFF BUSICK
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I voted Roman because not only has he been good-great in ring for a bulk of the year, he also is a guy who provokes what I feel is a kind of fascinating discussion of how to succeed in pro wrestling. This may seem sarcastic, but I love all the talk and think pieces and psychoanalysis about his push and him getting rammed to the top no matter what we think. It's just something I don't think I've ever seen to this level. But also, he's good at wrestling. -
[MM16] R3A: JOHN MORRISON vs. NEW DAY
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
This is New Day, all day, but Mundo's great half of a season of LU should be appreciated if nothing else because of just how bad Morrison was compared to how wonderful Mundo is. -
[MM16] R3A: KEVIN OWENS vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
Nakamura is a beautiful flower that should be treated like the Mona Lisa and encased in glass so we don't lose him. I always kind of hated Steen. Just didn't get him, I guess. Owens, though, he speaks to me. He is this overweight, angry dad who hates all of us and only loves his family. It's a beautiful character and one I can relate. I just don't think he's better than Nakamura. -
[MM16] R2C: ULTIMO GUERRERO vs. MEIKO SATOMURA
Chicken Sandwich Carl replied to RIPPA's topic in 2016 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
I'm voting for UG based 100% on the Escorpion match posted in his previous thread that I've now watched 26 times.