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James Jones is wearing the hoodie indoors, lol.

They have split the season series, they would have the same divisional record, what's the 3rd tiebreaker?

The afternoon games are going to be a victory lap for me. Up 56 with Rodgers, D. Johnson, J. Brown to go. Facing the less than fearsome threesome of Gurley, Hurns and Catanzaro. Commencing fanfare.

LOL Pats. What a way to lose.

If the Steelers lose, they have no one but themselves to blame. They were killing the Ravens with the run at the start of the game, went away from it for no other reason than it wasn't the game they wanted to play.

When it involves America's Sweetheart, apparently we do.

*files this post as reference for when JJ Watt gets popped* That's literally the first thing that came to my mind.

Kirk Cousins will get revenge on RGIII's behalf, that would be hilarious.

I don't know, if I was the Eagles, I'd take a long look at Kaepernick. Improve the o-line and get a deep threat receiver during the off-season and I think he could do quite well there.

I think I weathered DJax whiffing on that TD pass by having Reed and his monster game and Woodhead's solid PPR outing. Staked out a 59 point lead. If Antonio Brown and David Johnson keep doing their things, I feel pretty confident in a win. My opponent was carried to the finals by CAM and the Chiefs D, hopefully both are just good today, not great.

Why doesn't anyone in the geico commercial just shut Peter up by saying "Hey kid, I've spent 50 years getting my wick dipped, what have you been up to?"

It's funny that football is so micro-managed and analyzed that broadcasters can't wrap their heads around the fact that is was simply a brain fart. "How could Gruden not now what that was? You discussed every situation with your quarterback during the timeout!" Seriously, Cousins just fucked up, it happens.

Not sure what else they're supposed to do. Can't move a corner over and if you bring a safety up, Desean will drink your milkshake.

I am perfectly fine with that. Now if only DJax would get his revenge game going.

It's hilarious how useless DMC's 100 yard games are in fantasy. With Gordon out, I figure Woodhead's floor is at least 10 points, as he's sure to get 5+catches, since they won't be force feeding the rookie in hopes of turning him into something not worthless.

My roster for the finals, as it stands. Still debating the Rodgers/Cousins swap. Any other comments or suggestions are always appreciated. Starters bolded. QB: Aaron Rodgers (@ARI) Kirk Cousins (@PHI) RB: David Johnson (GB) Danny Woodhead (@OAK) Javorius Allen (PIT) Bryce Brown (StL) Darren McFadden (@BUF) Christine Michael (StL) WR: Antonio Brown (@BAL) John Brown (GB) Davante Adams (GB) Jordan Matthews (WAS) TE: Jordan Reed (@PHI) Delanie Walker (HOU) FLEX: Desean Jackson (@PHI) K: Chris Boswell (@BAL) DST: Texans (@TEN) Steelers (@BAL) Basically, my entire season hinges on Ari-GB, Phi-Was and Pit-Bal being high scoring. It's PPR, hence why Woodhead is in, rather than McFadden. I don't need him to duplicate last week, but 7 catches and a TD would be nice.

Am I crazy to be considering benching Aaron Rodgers (@ARI) for Kirk Cousins (@PHI)? Even with Mathieu out, Rodgers hasn't exactly been killing it this year. I can't expect to get another 85 points out of David Johnson and Antonio Brown to make up the difference. But the championship seems like a bad time to be switching QBs, especially when one is AARON RODGERS. While I think my team is stronger than my opponent's on paper, I feel like I need 25+ from my QB this week.

NOOOOOOO! Teach that kid killer instincts!

Does anything have a chance at beating Spotlight?

Agree with that Forrest shouldn't have won, disagree on which I think should have. Shawshank was a great, great movie. Pulp Fiction was an industry changing movie, for better and worse. But that's not so much an argument, since it basically will come down to Fuck Gump on both sides. For my own add, I'm fine with them not winning, but Daft Punk was robbed not getting a best score nom for Tron Legacy. Looking forward to seeing The Revenant and Hateful 8 soon, hope both are good enough to be serious contenders. I'm strangely cautious about Hateful 8 though, nothing about its promotion has grabbed me yet.

Dammit, I thought we were done with those days. Yankees-Red Sox all the time fuck you is like half the reason my interest in baseball waned during the mid-late aughts.

Since there's precedence now with the Hornets, Dallas should just give the name back to Minny. Dallas Wild sounds alright, they can just swap.

Oakland Washington New England Carolina Buffalo Detroit Kansas City Miami Chicago Houston Pittsburgh Jacksonville Arizona Seattle Minnesota Denver Tiebreaker #1: 87 Tiebreaker #2: 209 Tiebreaker #3: 47

TALBOOOOOOTTT! *shakes fist*

Probably not, though Charles Woodson is my dude. I just find it amazing that Davante made it through high school, college and now 2 years of professional football as a receiver. He's never quite got the receiving part down.