Black Angel

That stutter step. Jesus.

So I got suspended from work for a week today. Not a April Fool's joke. When I got to the office this morning I noticed that my chair cushion looked strange. I heard stifled laughing at which point I put my hand over my eyes and said, "If my cushion has tacks in it, or glue on it, I'm going to fuck y'all up." Yes I know not professional. They did this tripe to someone else last year and it didn't go to well for them. But I got reported so I'm out till next Monday. Even though there was glue on my cushion. Plus side though. I'll get to catch up on a lot of wrestling I've missed. Negative... The in-laws are in town. Damn it all. Have I mentioned that April Fool's can go fuck itself?

True story of Kurt's retirement match:

When do we get that Asuka heel turn?

I'm only going to say this about the women's championship match. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

"Door is open" huh? Then somebody needs to brick that motherfucker up then.

Pretty damn good show.

"Ronda hold the title up." That shouldn't have as funny as it was.

Is it wrong to think that Roman could possibly eat a couple F5's?

Bummed as all hell. Kofi should've won that.

This 1000 times.

So Cena is channeling Gary Busey now.

Happy New year DVDVR! To everyone in my neighborhood making sound like ww3 out there...fuck every single one of you. I'm pretty sure some of those booms are 12 gauge shots...

Has Raw always had a crap load of commerical breaks?

The "Fuck Yeah! Socks!" stage of life is pretty sweet. Got the wife a couple vacations to take next year SF, and Dollywood. While she got me socks, all the Witcher books, and fairly decent sized bag of Christmas oregano and other things. Merry Christmas, Happy Yule, and Happy Holidays to everyone at DVDVR.

Dragon Quest 11 is fun as hell. I bought it the other day and haven't put it down yet.

I might be the only one but, I want Dean's pimp coat. It'll go great with that Buick 225 I saw the other day.

Yep I laughed at him calling a kid stupid. Yep I'm going to hell. Now where are my gasoline draws...

Is this the one?

Fuck. That. Shit.

Chindecent exposure. I'll show myself out.

Pissed/Asshole Dragon is the best Dragon. All those games of roshambo finally caught up with AJ.

Thought I was gonna have to kill Black Belle but turns out I had to ice a bunch of bounty hunters. Fun times. Saved saved some mexican chick from imprisonment promptly got gunned down by like 7 or 8 other people. Not so fun. But I did manage to free her. Also there's gonna more fools winding up on the wrong end of my six shooter if they don't stop popping off at the mouth...