melraz09

No no stout, he went for a cruise down to the the local walgreens to pick up some nasal spray and hemorrhoid cream. Meant to leave before beer two but forgot and tried to go after number 3. Last I heard from him was he was falling asleep in a ditch somewhere between Roanoke and Sandusky Ohio. Said he messed up and squirted the nasal spray up his ass, which from what i gathered not only loosens the nose but the spincter as well. I reckon he was muddy, and not from the ditch. The kicker is he put the hemorrhoid cream in his nose and he just thought he was stuffy before he started his cruise. I reckon his nose is still so tight he whistles the andy griffith theme song when he tries to breathe. If ya drink 3 and cant breath just be happy. You'll be a whole lot better off. Thanks for these valuable life lessons Burke, love ya like a brother!

But when 2 of the 4 back out and leave ya for dead on platinum wave 4, ya do what ya gotta do. Finish that bitch 2 player.

I loved the B.L. games 1 & 2. Hated the space one. Gonna get the freebie tonight. I miss 2 bad. Overpowered 11 guns and character was a beast. Dalmit might hafta turn on playstation.

Your my little buddy, dalmit!!!!

I dont know what was going on last night but we kept getting host drops.

What the hell is a twitch anyway. I get one from time to time in various body parts.

those "2 rums" hit at once. Im still yet to pass out while playing, somehow. If/when it happens at least i wont be the first.

Sorry. I was a little a-knee-bree-ated the other night.

Ive got to where i make my people look like marvel characters. The new ones make a great iron man and a decent magneto.

Just joined a platinum with the #3 apex dude. He was only level 14 but hell he knows what hes doing. I join right at the end of wave 1. I kill the last enemy. He killed the whole wave. Wave 2 starts and its upload. Luckily im the avenger. 2 were in shitty spots. Finished the last one with under 2 seconds left. Had to use 3 ammo packs too. 2 other teammates join on wave 3 and yup one of em was shitty bike. Just glad the other objectives were devices and retrievals. The 4th guy kept trying to do them. He died and yup id jump his dead ass to get em done.

I just couldnt stand it for that long. Vince Gill on Kris Kristofferson? Hell no!

He came on Pandora and I dropped the controller to pick up my phone and give it a thumbs down. I died on the process.

14 character packs later.......new character up to 11, a p.a.w., n7 vanguard up, valkyrie up, kineticist up, and huntress up.

Cant forget about the bloodhound gang, mane!!! Anybody know when the next character roll out is? Bout to throw in the towel. Need somethin to make me stick around.

Things I've missed. Beating the britches outta dots. Things I've not missed. Spening just over 4 million $ in 10 minutes.

Well hell, I have another character to get to 20. Got on yesterday long enough to run some strike team stuff. Got the chest. 2 N7's another level on a character and the harpoon gun. Ran 2 other strike teams bought one 100,000 pack and got the new character. Haven't played with him yet. Will take em for a test drive tomorrow night when I get home from S.C. just hope i can solo a bronze with the little feller. Not to many people left on andromeda.

I don't have a lot of ponts in either the snap feeeze or invasion i actually looked last night. Have both those characters to 20 but didn't try to use them as stand alone. I doubt I'll ever get the gold in tech. Got the biotic and just need combos for combat. Cant figure out how to get combat combos for shit. Think I only have around 120. I got all the characters to skill XX thats probably the only other maxed achievment I will get.

Tired and trying to find ways to stay awake. 2 enegegy drinks and dalm near a full can of red seal aint cuttin it. Got a couple more characters to 20 have 5 to go. I think they are 10, 10, 11, 12, those being the human infiltrators and human sentinels. The human female solier is at 19 i think. Still havent finished the campaign Id say JT will cross the finish line before I do, if I ever. Was gonna play some today but will probably end up sleeping my off day away if I can ever get off of this damn train! Gonna go count some more crossties.

And sea rug, gotta have sea rug.

When playing a vanguard I constantly press the charge button as if im shooting a gun. If an enemy gets in the screen I boost across the map. Now robert he will steal kills and laugh about it. Its what he plays for.

Thats right up my alley. I need this! Dont remember how little cash I have. Guess I need a dead hooker glitch again too.

Dalm I aint been in here inna long ass time. I didnt read all of the posts i missed but it was still enough to make me want to get the DLC. Think I will get it later this week or early next. I will probably hafta go into a solo room to remember how to do shit.

I didnt have long to play today so was trying to do my daily objectives. Started a silver on whichever map against the kett. I made it to wave 4 and died. 3 others joined just as I died. They were getting hammered before they were actually able to move. I dont know how it turned out my game froze. 0 points against the kett and 0 of 14 waves on the map. Started a bronze cleared wave 6 solo. 2 others joined on extraction. I completed my kett points on the one bronze play through. Had to run another with those 2 and another random. Just used pull trying to finish my biotic gold challenge. Dont know how far I got it. Had to turn it off and the grill on. Guess it'll be saturday night next time Im on. Hopefully that new map is still around.

All the skills in an-drah-mah-dah

Some of the little shit birds were pretty close to the tracks in one spot. We shut the windows but actually didn't get any shot our way. I woulda hated to turn krogan on their asses. Although I probably woulda ended up salarian and running away with a bottle rocket up my ass.