TimLivingston

I'm sorry, but I can't accept any answer for Mark Henry other than Boba Fett.

The fact that there's still two teams in Florida, let alone one, is a miracle. MLB would move those franchises if they could, no worries there. The only places where two more teams would work out would be places like Nashville/Memphis (they would have to choose one) and then deciding to add a second Dallas team (which is as dubious as a second Atlanta team) OR having a team in Sacramento if the A's finally move, which would put a team in a Top 20 market that actually likes their baseball (always amongst the highest drawing teams in the minors). Yeah, Atlanta is the #8 market, but you can see from their fan distribution map that moving the team there is the best thing they can do for their market. Adding a second team would just be ridiculous.

So I've decided to rematch The Wonder Years (hooray unemployment). I think the biggest thing for me is that I really only remember bits and pieces here and there considering the show started when I was 3 and ended when I was 8. Also, holy CRAP did Boy Meets World steal shit from this show outright. It's incredible. Still, great show. Awesome acting. Dan Lauria is still one of my all-time favorite TV dads.

ROH The Final Showdown: Samoa Joe vs. Jack Evans vs. Ebetaro vs. Delirious. Best comedy match of the decade.

In the U.S.??? Not even close.

Michael Cole when coming back from commercial: "It's CM Punk and Daniel Bryan versus three members of The Shield!" I think it's time to figure out who the fourth member of The Shield is.

Big ups to Miz for getting the sluttiest girl on The Secret Life of the American Teenager in that ABC Family movie. You gotta think that was part of the contract.

There are baller Ric Flair promos. And then there is this promo.

Yeah, that's begging for Tanahashi to win that vote.

Trips/Taker wasn't even better than Flair/Michaels, let alone Taker/Michaels. Either match. Trips went above and beyond to put himself on a bigger level than each of those guys without telling anywhere near as good a story. It was a humongous ego stroke to say the least. The fact that Trips hit a fucking Tombstone in the 27 match is ludicrous beyond compare.

I. Hate. Football.

I now demand Gedo dress up in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story:

ROB! WE SEE THE FUTURE!

Fuck yeah, an actual Butterfly Lock from Kruger. That popped me. That last match was fantastic, too. I don't see how Ohno gets brought up, though.

THE RETURN~!

I wonder if he ever actually called this spot, or if he just lifted dudes up in the air like he was gonna suplex them, then surprised them by spiking them into the mat. Because I can't imagine that anyone with an ounce of self-preservation instincts would agree to that willingly. Haven't seen that match. Someone tell me poor Hase was pinned after that screwdriver. Because it looks like Scott is going to tag Rick in. It didn't end there. Mutoh broke up the pin.

The rose throwing for English is incredible. Fuck streamers. Real pro wrestlers get roses thrown at them.

Cena having that belt means a unification is coming. It's the right thing to do at the 30th WrestleMania and Cena having that belt means they can build up a draw opposite him.

Why, yes. That IS Akebono as a zombie fake-attacking people in Tokyo during a 1,000 person zombie flash mob.

HEYMAN'S FACE IN YOUR SIG WITH THAT PHOTO.

And then he'll convince the team to sign that Tanaka guy everyone's talking about.

Truly the best things are marketing ploys by minor league teams.

God, Calvin Johnson is just a deity at this point.

So those people with the flags that say "JAGUARS" on it had the R in front of the A and my mom was laughing loud and proud. Teachers are the best.