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NO.

Huzzah. Just what the public was clamoring for.

It's all a work bruthas.

Shelton! Benjamin! God, I'm loving the Uso's right now.

I fell asleep right at the beginning of Balor/Styles(because I am old), but the two things I remember were that I am loving heel Enzo and I'm sorry I keep beating this dead horse, but Enzo us a much better heel than the Miz. Also, I spent what time I saw of the ppv fixated on Booker's annunciation. He reminds me of Mike Myers doing on if his stodgy English Man impersonations.

FTFY

I wish I was eloquent enough to explain the difference between Enzo and Miz's mic work is, but bottom line is, Enzo came off as organic while Miz is a cookie cutter corporate heel.

All hail Enzo, the best heel on RAW!!! Seriously, he found his lane.

I look forward to the Bludgeon Brothers vs Authors of Pain in the future.

Copied from fb: Account of it that I heard, "Santinio goes up to him in the hallway and offers to shake his hand. Cornette shakes his hand. Then Santino tells Cornette to apologize to him. Cornette tells him to fuck off. Santino blocks his way and Cornette starts freaking out. Then Cobo hall security runs in and a riot nearly starts."

Apparently, it was Santino being the aggressor: https://m.facebook.com/iamqball/posts/10155592478455851

Early reports are saying Cornette and Santino got into some kind of altercation at the convention at Cobo Hall today, that ended with Cornette being escorted from the building.

I am a good father because I lost one hour and forty minutes of my life to take my daughter to a packed showing of the My Little Pony movie, and I didn't go all Aurora on the theatre. My kid is now napping, so I'm gonna watch my Onita vs. Mr. Pogo comp tape to even out my universe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

"The best thing about beating up Ricky Ataki is that 30 minutes later, you want to beat him up again."

Was prepared to be underwhelmed by the Lacey Von Erich episode, but ended it with the thought that it was one of Steve's better episodes.

Eerie that he died on Cornette's birthday.

I'm with you. Miz might be a great orator, but he sucks as a shoot promo. I could buy into him if he wasn't such a corporate shill. I like street guys like Enzo, mainly because of their narcissistic self-worth. Miz talked big shit, and the man was unflappable. It's tough to embarrass a person if they have no humility.

THIS. This is my whole issue with their respective promos. Makes me instantly root for Roman and Enzo.

For a minute there. It looked like they were doing the alt-right "OK/WP" signs...

Meanwhile, everyone's all bunged up over the Sexy Star incident...

Alabama Monkey Press sounds racist af...

The Miz??? Really???

Cena's shoot promos suck, save for the Rock one. I knew it was scripted when he accused roman of being the very thing that HE is. It came off fake as fuck, because there were a lot of things Roman could've said to counter that bullshit. I mean hell... didn't Dave just report that Cena had/has a hand in stopping Corbin's push?

If he was quick enough, he could've used Kenny Dykstra or Mickie as examples of Cena burials.