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You have no idea how happy this reference always makes me. I mean no one under like 38??? understands it anymore but God I crack up everytime. Just like remembering D-Von Dudley being randomly woken up by a Playboy model during a Spring Break

...so about Jerry Lawler's punches...

What a strike and sell.

I have always hated Harden ?

Houston club owners in about 24 hours.

I certainly trust WWE to treat traditional and contemporary Indian culture with the appropriate respect.

Best part about the Vanilla Ice thing is the lead-up to the punchline where he does the baselines of both songs. That's what makes "itty bitty 'ting'" line hit so hard. EDIT: OK, I gotta post this shit. And my wife's in her mid-30s rather than late-30s, and she jokes about this all the time. She's not yet 35, so I would say maybe 33 or so is your cut-off line for this reference.

This you? ?

Man, that Lita story is depressing and also not remotely surprising.

To go with Bret Hart's selling of Undertaker's throat chop: I love Ricky Steamboat, he's in my top ten Greatest Wrestlers of All Time.

Darby Allin is one crazy son of a bitch.

I love this! Like a pro-wrestling version of Vanilla Ice trying to claim the Ice Ice Baby beat is different from Queen/Bowie Under Pressure. "It's that itty bitty tsh"

It's really not that hard. People make it hard by insisting they be the only voice in the room and feeling entitled to shout down any opinion they don't agree with. When I was younger, I used to enjoy debating politics. Sadly, both parties have done their darnest to kill intelligent debate about issues and philosophical differences.

What a dickhead. It reminds me how Kevin Owens fucking destroyed Jaxson Ryker. Enjoy:

I'm guessing Dijakovic deleted the tweet where he attacked Sammy for joking about Rape because he was getting hundreds of replies accusing him of happily sharing a locker room with multiple accused rapists.

I can already imagine the shit JR will say about Chuck's body and what people on here will say. I saw a clip of Chuck's match with Ricochet from PWG that made me go back and watch that match. Fuck the haters and naysayers.

I'm in.

Awwwwww.

I'm sure Sasha Banks loved that Dijak used the rape jokes made about her to try and win a Twitter beef.

At this rate, that includes the playoffs.

The Raiders have hired Gus Bradley to be DC And because the Raiders are the Raiders

Man, Pac/King was such a good, strong match. Love how nasty and aggressive Pac has been, even though he’s ostensibly the face in all this (though still entering from the heel ramp!), and nobody goes out on his shield like King.

The Bucks/Good Brothers swerve is a great example that “predictable” doesn’t have to equal “bad.” They hinted at it, without making it extremely obvious, but the delivery by Callis and the commentators made it feel organic. Tay Conti has room to grow but man it’s night and day from her NXT run to now, much improved. Forgot about TK starting to license tunes until Jurassic Express came out. Props to that, music licensing is STUPID expensive.

Lets get some Carolina action going on in here. Flair & Valentine as friends As enemies.

Clearly a metaphor for the white working class and their preference for physical confrontation with those they deem responsible for their lowly financial situations brought on by neoliberal economic policies rather than trusting in the ballot, unions, or the free market to rectify these issues. Also, really FUCKIN sweet, especially that big overhand right. EDIT: I just want to point out that the post above this edit is in complete jest - except for the last line, of course.

Alvarez had a fun angle idea where he loses, then uses his time as Miro's young boy to get inside info of Kip & Penelope's wedding so the Best Friends can sabotage it.

Chaos is a ladder?

One of my favorite parts of CNN's The Nineties episode about music was Rob being asked about being hung off the balcony by Suge Knight and he admits everything except the balcony part ? Smart looking out dude, don't want a Blood to come to your house after you admit on TV that he committed a felony And btw, if you haven't ever seen the Suge documentary by Antoine Fuqua -- it is fucking terrifying.

Are we sure the trade deadline isn't at 5 PM?

Somebody check on @Lawful Metal

Now you've gone and reminded me of that Best Friends vs ZSJ/Scurll program, which was so great.

It sucks that Thunder Rosa supposedly came into contact with a COVID positive person, so we don't get Rosa/Baker tonight - but a nice consolation prize is the Dynamite debut of the Waiting Room. I'm sure Britt will rip on Cody, much to the delight of many on here. I'm housesitting tonight for my parents, I've got a six pack, and this'll be the first time in months that I've watched Dynamite live. I'm looking forward to it. PAC/Kingston is going to fucking rule.

Oh yeah, silly me. I guess I should listen to the dude who admittedly doesn't watch any of this stuff project his anecdotal experiences on what the company is doing as a whole and just flat out ignore however many times they've shown on BTE and elsewhere them getting their brains stabbed by cotton swabs.

If I'm the Nets right now I'm wondering if a really need another fragile headcase to appease on my roster. ETA: Yeah, no shit man.

This is really probably just me shaking my fist at the clouds but So Corey Kluber, Steve Cishek, and Anthony Swarzak all threw for scouts today (they all have the same agency). Obviously Kluber is the one getting the attention but still that is three MLB experienced pitchers. Only 25 clubs were present. I mean I don't care if you know you aren't gonna sign a guy - how the fuck aren't you always sending a scout to these sessions? Information is information

Zima

We did get this gem:

No you see, the point is that dude is SO fucking Satanic that he can even be in a field of cattails and be alllllll about the dark lord. It would be even better if there was another record with the cover having him in a candy shop or something screaming at his hands yet again. All Satan Everywhere.

Man should think before he tweets.

Comet was doing its weekly (biweekly probably) airing of Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla today so I turned it on for awhile. To my amazement I found out that I watched it so much as a kid, I KNEW ALL THE MELODIES TO THIS SONG FROM MEMORY. Amazing.

I'm sort of shocked Kobashi wouldn't have an orange tabby.

The show is critic-proof for me. It's so loaded with references and Easter eggs that it almost makes each ep worth watching twice. Getting into the weeds of character motivation or repetitive plot points or the absurdity of karate brawls is probably not going to enhance anyone's viewing experience. It's all about fan service and I'm there for it. Going to end up being one of those shows that I go back to at least a half dozen times.

Harden says the situation is crazy and can't be fixed then leaves the podium. John Wall says it's hard when there are certain guys who don't want to buy in. "Why would they rush a Harden trade? Hold onto him until teams get desperate." ?

Damian Demento (WWF Circa 1993) Nothing like a world beater to really get us firing off hot. Demento was one of the guys hyped up pretty hard by the Apter mags on the indies as Mondo Kleen before getting a shot at the WWF and flaming out almost immediately. Damian got no feuds and no entrance music which was odd for the time before quickly getting shown the door. This was mostly due to him sucking eggs as a wrestler to the point that he couldn't get covered by his gimmick and gear (something that did work for a guy like Papa Shango). Damian actually did a decent enough job staring into the void and talking to himself with a far off look in his eye, but he was also in competition with other psycho heels like Matt Bornes' Doink The Clown and he wasn't going to win that battle. Demento moved like he had lead in his boots, didn't have anything other than very basic offense to offer (finish was a pretty standard knee drop) and was lackluster in all respects. This doesn't mean he didn't have good points. I liked the concept of a person who hears voices and the entrance gear (reminiscent of a gaping maw around Demento's head) actually worked. The issue was he had to take that off in order to work a match. The name Damian Demento also makes it sound like he's about to play some top 80's hits on 107.6 The Home of ROCK. So what we have is a concept and gear for that concept and what we needed was a better worker in the role with a better name. It sort of feels like something that would have worked in the Dungeon of Doom or something a Buzz Sawyer would be able to work with in a grittier environment. It's something built for low lighting and not the very bright WWF.

DDP's spinning Doctor Bomb was so great.

I really liked the main event for what it was. Kingston/Pac was good too.

A couple of Dusty related things A) they announced that some matches will take place on 205 Live (not mention of how many and when) and B)