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This.

No, that's what stupid people are like. A guy told me he doesn't wear a mask because Coronavirus isn't real, you're born with Coronavirus and everyone already has it, and it's man made in a lab in China. And when I asked him which one was true, because they couldn't all be true and they contradict each other, he said all of it was.

he'd also be #500

Hell yeah. Great addition and yet another young talent they can build around in the future.

That's what's so insidious about Antifa, they could be anybody. Even... YOU.

Christ, what an asshole

It's fine though. Armed patriot weirdos forming checkpoints because they believe their perceived enemies are responsible for the effects of a worsening climate catastrophe isn't a serious problem. This doesn't at all look like a precursor to civilian death squads and Mark Zuckerberg seems like a cool dude... *sigh* At least space lasers are kinda funny.

So they've filed mobile/tablet video game trademarks for "Elite GM" and "AEW General Manager". Hopefully it's not like Tony Khan's favorite wrestling booker game, TNM7, and more like EWR or something. and - Aubrey & Tony are recording AEW Unrestricted with Miro this week.

It's only 8:47 am. It's too damn early for me to say, "I fucking hate people."

Or we could just all change our profile pics?

See I'm fairly sure that Sasha Banks isn't going to be in the Mandalorian. That screencap is quite clearly Mercedes Varnado. Everyone knows WWE Superstars can't earn money outside of the WWE unless they use their real names.

I wore my Dustin and Greg in Sue's van shirt tonight. I feel like it willed them to win. FUCK YEAH! DOWN WITH THE BEST FRIENDS!

I know they were doing Dead Presidents...but Santana looked like old Great Muta too. Fucking dope.

JR was *this* close to saying “The Friends of Eddie Kingston” tonight.

I was thrilled to see Will Hobbs added to the big six man for next week! Also, MIRO looks MAIN EVENT READY. Look at him!

TSN was back on their bullshit this week of having someone on production that missed every single picture in picture and just did regular ad breaks. I wish they'd sort this shit out week to week. It's gotta be two different people because it's so inconsistent. FTR vs Jurassic Express was okay but had a lot of timing issues. That's sort of a given with Luchasaurus but FTR seemed slightly off too. I kind of wouldn't mind seeing a Dax vs Jungle Boy singles match though. Hangman vs Kazarian was fucking wild for a random TV match. Extremely Indie Main Event stuff. If you like that style you loved this. MJF's segment felt like something Jerry Lawler would have done. Just kill a jobber in 5 seconds then piss people off for 5 minutes on the mic. I thought it was good, and right after that we get Eddie Kingston who is just fucking amazing, man. Sarcastic commentary on beating up jobbers, once again demanding his due for not being eliminated in the battle royal, and telling Blade to basically go get his wife back from QT Marshall. I'm not sure why they had the announcers sell confusion on that last point. I want to say it was even acknowledged last week. Maybe that was on a Dark. They seem to be running Private Party through wrestling every experienced guy in the company. This isn't honestly the worst idea. Missing the timing on that one silly string move hurt, though. Hagar just had to stand there holding a dude up for what seemed like forever. I thought the sell job on the Judas Effect was great, the rest of this was pretty much wrestling that occurred on television for me. Ivelesse/Thunder Rosa was good. Had a match length that felt appropriate for an old TV title match, really, which I guess in the short term is what the NWA Women's title is here? Honestly had more of a feeling of two people that wanted to beat each other up than anything on the show to this point. I am assuming at this point Thunder Rosa is staying, at least for a while. I get that some of the stuff in that women's torunament was weak, but it seems to have at least given this division some positive direction. Wow I was not expecting Will Hobbs to be the guy coming to the rescue of Jon Moxley from An Army Of Heels. I will give AEW this, they are not afraid to try new people. That's cool. Like, this genuinely surprised me, and I enjoyed that. When was the last time a major champion was on the mic putting a guy over who was a jobber less than a month ago? Wild. The main event parking lot fight was, like, a CZW match, but without having to watch fucking CZW. This was bonkers. I would not have guessed Best Friends would be in one of the most violent feuds in AEW. Santana and Ortiz have absolutely brought it in this feud. Sue gave them the finger. THE FINGER. This ruled.

It's insane to me they spent that big a segment hyping Demon Souls and then didn't even announce it was a launch title on that show, it was on social media. It was kind of a weird conference in general, though it showed off plenty of neat stuff.

Did you really just call Astrobot a shitty demo? First of all it’s a full game, and Astrobot is fucking awesome.

SIGN KILYNN KING YOU COWARDS.

I'm so glad Flip Gordon didn't sign with AEW. What a relief.

Canada does a better job of Raking the forest than California

For the record, I am Rosario Dawson.

Chrissy Teigen, in addition to being awesome in many other ways, is also a huge wrestling fan.

Never knew Ryuma Go worked Stampede. He was a really great junior in his day before sacrificing everything to battle the space aliens.

lol

Bayley with all her WWE accomplishments. First woman to win the lot.

Super Porky was so fucking great.

Judging by the look on her face I'm guessing the rebels go over

This show was so fucking good with an excellent mix of styles (including pulling “hard hitting stiff as shit four star match with Hangman and Kaz” out of thin air) and commentary was on point all night, including JR who I thought did very well in the Watts logical analyst role. They killed it tonight IMO. That six man! Will Hobbs!

That main event, and storyline ended perfectly. No bullshit with the heels winning. Faces win, and get revenge.

headbutts for hardway bleeding? yeah, let's leave that stupid shit to New Japan.

And as pointed out by several on Twitter - the $400 Digital PS5 probably is the final nail in the coffin for Gamestop

The punchline to every other episode has to be the meal tasting awful and Yano doing THE SHRUG.

The LA Clippers subreddit has changed itself to be a fan page for sailing ships: I'm assuming Doc is about to walk the plank off one of these.

I agree with both Craig and Sami. It's hard to balance misanthropy and empathy, especially in 2020.

I don't think she knows who Flip Gordon is, she is just Extremely Online.

Updating the list to include ballots from @Control and @jaedmc and a revised ballot from @Sublime Would love to get to at least 20 ballots. Don't be a coward like @Curt McGirt

Seeing this out of context after yesterday, I was wondering why Sasha Banks was playing Abbie Hoffman.

What is Flip even trying to imply? He doesn’t think the wildfires are real? He thinks the wildfires are pro-Canadian sympathizers? Illegal aliens? Democrats? i mean, if you’re going to espouse some wacky conspiracy theory, would it be too much to ask that you tell me which wacky conspiracy theory you want me to buy into?

So I guess I share a birthday with Coach Malone...

So next you do a double DQ in a no countout match, then probably work in a double pin and maybe a time limit draw. Then we gotta start upping the difficulty! Cage match where they hit the floor together... Chain match where they hit the last buckle together...

So Rosario Dawson is Pitbull #3?

Realistically, Marty gets suspended during the Speaking Out movement and most likely the Dark Order angle gets dropped at that time.

Been reading this ACE oral history of 'The Town' (The Ben Affleck heist movie) and chuckled at this part [quote]He knew from the beginning that [Magloan] was gonna be Slaine. The funny thing is—and I found this out later—he met John Cena for that role. They’re both from Boston and they’re doing the whole Boston thing, and Ben being Ben, in a very playful way, tries to like, wrestle him. But John is obviously a much bigger guy. The way John tells the story is, “Of course I do two [moves] on him and I’ve got him and he can’t move,” and [Affleck’s] like, “alright, alright, alright!”[/quote] EDIT: I guess quote blocks don't work now?

A hero is one of those labels, like genius, that you can't give yourself. If self-proclaim it, you most certainly aren't.

I'm not a Heat fan in anyway, but the number one lesson in basketball is fuck the Celtics.