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WWE employees told to work from home. So all those "Don't Try This at Home" PSAs were bullshit, eh?

This is a really nice tweet. I hope more major workers tweet this out...

Maybe coronavirus will go away if Aries gives it a promise ring lol

Rewatched the two Umaga v. John Cena matches from 2007. Jesus Christ, Umaga was amazing. King-sized beatdown, with endings that felt shocking but earned. Loved the remorse on John's face after literally choking out Umaga.

I live in Texas, motherfucker.

If anyone murders Bill O'Brien I will defend them for free.

Okay, real talk. My new fantasy match is Minnesota High School vs West Texas State in a survivor series elimination match.

Then donate to those parks, don’t fucking kill giant cats, and elephants just because you’re the son of a rich snob that has nothing better to do on a weekend in Africa.

Asuka can make anything worthwhile, see her YouTube channel for more evidence.

Austin Aries is an onion of stupidity, layer after layer of idiocy plus I think his smell would make your eyes water.

God @Dolfan in NYC is going to make me review something

HA! I AM SCREAMING AND CAN"T BREATH!!!

It's also not "of Fame" only. Also, it's not a "Hall."

Man I hope Lawful Metal isn't a gun collector

I like going back and watching older CZW and Chikara. For current stuff, my personal favorite is Beyond. I also like GCW.

WATCH THE ELBOW

Yeah, that's what the Home Workout app I have had on my phone for 2+ years (and not used) is suggesting as well. Too bad I live on the second floo--oh wait, I fucking hate my loud-ass downstairs neighbors, so fuck them.

Again, I maintain, if you are going to be doing empty arena shows every week, being live isn't important. Show up early Wednesday, and just tape all fucking day. Nobody is gonna leak spoilers, you can let everyone be socially isolated after, the shows won't be noticably worse because they've been in the can, you dodge any concerns about the travel bans, "what if someone on staff or the roster gets diagnosed", you have no crowd to burn out...

Just because all the other sports are cancelled or postponed doesn't mean the NFL has to go bat shit crazy. And we still have the quarterbacks issue too

Whaaaaa?

Identity solved.

Be sure to tip your service industry workers if you're still going out, because most of us are probably not going to make rent.

"I am once again asking you to investigate Tom Nook."

Young David vs. Jim Breaks was a lot of fun. Here you have a 16 year old Davey Boy Smith, very far from his inflated size as the British Bulldog, wrestling Jim Breaks in a handicap match. The rules are that Davey Boy has a one-fall advantage and if he wins, Breaks has to give up 100 pound to him for the loss. Davey, as said, is just a lanky kid who looks like he just got pulled out of his school wrestling program to fight who else -- Breaks, who now that I get a closer look at him has to be (IRL) a hard cunt that glassed more than one unlucky punter down the pub before. He's the kid that got picked on too much in school for his size and now he's gonna take it out on this teenager. Everything is mild at first without Breaks taking advantage which it seems like he doesn't have to considering the youth and inexperience of his opponent. He can't help himself though, and several times manages to bust out the Breaks Special which is just a disgusting arm submission; I'm surprised Marty Scurll didn't steal it instead of doing the finger-break stuff. However he does it you can hear a crack every time he puts it on and it really gives you the feeling that the man is a sadist. Anyway, Davey shows a lot of spunk but is beaten down and twisted mercilessly by Breaks who compels him in this evil growl "Tell me now. Just tell me." while he's making a braid out of his arm. It's really disturbing how Davey manages to make his arm look out of joint. Finally he snaps, fights back and manages to get a beautiful bridged pinfall on Breaks, who has to give up the money, which is counted out in front of all the fans. He of course kicks at the cash in the announcer's hand and throws a fit, then holds up the (really cool, small and garish) title belt he has, so the announcer announces HIM as the loser, which has to be a first in any match I've ever seen. A nice little peek into the World of Sport.

Remember friends, this is basically every match: Anyway, yeah, he's quite a character, but then again ALL The heels are: Before I get to the next match tomorrow (and it's another Al Hayes one), note that the commentator was going on about a "Martian." that was at ringside. Here he is:

I have commanded that no one here is allowed to die or anyone that you know. My word is law.

Holy shit. I know what this reminds me of now.

There's ways to do things. Matt Hardy showed you can do a 20-minute segment from his home. WWE used to do vignettes all the time. They could also do multiple feeds to keep more people plugged in like different "channels" or what have you. They could also change the set and eliminate the empty seat look.

I think that Mummy fucked that sheep you guys

I saw a match where a scientist controls a robot alien and he malfunctions mid match, so he starts shooting smoke out all over his body while the scientist pounds on a giant remote control. This match has Dracula, who is played to the ring by a live band playing the Dark Shadows theme, wrestling Tarzan. And Dracula wrestles like Dracula should wrestle.

Vince McMahon reminds me very much of this guy right now.

That's the only safe option at this point if he won't postpone or cancel. Of course this is Vince, so when Tampa pulls the plug on the show I fully expect Stephanie to do another speech about how her dad has overcome to many adversity's in life.

OK, this is the match I think should be the starting point for Joshi. I watched a few matches before this and thought, I guess this is kind of cool. Then I watched this, and let me tell you, I didn't have to do any guessing about whether or not I liked it. By the way, the first NJPW match I remember going out of my way to watch after about 2000 was Nakamura vs. Sakuraba from 1/4/2013. I'm pretty much completely out of the loop for any Japanese wrestling from the decade before that match. I remember some of the early Noah stuff, but I kind of just skipped an entire decade of Japanese wrestling.

Jack Brisco versus Harley Race from 1978.

But.. Who's gonna cancel the Apocalypse?

Happy ending: He got publicly shamed into donating all of it.

Of course not, how selfish do you think I am?

Right. Or you're someone who lives paycheck to paycheck and has just had your job shut down and unemployment benefits won't roll in for a month or possibly more. That came off really angry. I kind of am. Scared as fuck too.

Dailymotion is a treasure trove if you know where to look.

The draft can happen without the pagentry and hoopla that they've been making it for the last few years. Plus what happens in the draft definitely affects FA, so, I don't see that being delayed.

People need to be aware of CVS with this toilet paper shortage. If you run out, a CVS receipt will ensure you're good for a week.