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Getting paid to sit at home is my dream job.

Lana's new gimmick is "woman who is way too proud and aggressive in publicly discussing her gynecological life." "7 weeks ago I had sex with Bobby Lashley for the 1st time. Last week I had my pap smear and it was the first time in six months because of I was recovering from a UTI that caused a lot of thick secretions and discomfort. Luckily Bobby Lashley is very sensitive and we only engaged in light labial petting for the last few weeks as my vulva is very swollen and extra sensitive. But because of that, when I noticed that my menstrual discharge was not bloody but only contained some mucus, I knew that Rusev had impregnated me and that explained why my cervix was so inflamed...I mean more inflamed than usual. The women in my family have always had bulbous cervixes.....anyway..."

From Variety’s interview with Werner Herzog:

This spot can fuck right off. Charlotte should not be no selling for ANYONE, much less a defending champion.

You really would think Kairi would have a smarter grasp of psychology than to wail on something rock hard and sensationless

don't give them any other ideas for this angle please

I know someone who had that job. I won't say he's a friend, but I know him. He's one of those guys, the more people get to know him, the fewer friends he has. Anyway, at one point he worked for the UK office of a large American firm, but they gradually slowed down and eventually closed the UK side of the operation. But they kept him on salary in case they ever did anything over here, or needed someone to deal with a potential European supplier or customer. Except they had no European suppliers or customers. So his job was to stay at home between 9am and 5pm, answering a phone that never rang and responding to emails he never received. After nearly twenty years of that, they let him go. He had a really hard time getting and keeping new jobs after that though, with his lack of employment skills. Plenty of work experience, no experience of working.

I nearly lost it when they were asking if any promotion doing death matches had ever mainstream popularity and I'm screaming at the top of my lungs "Fucking Onita and FMW were filling goddamned baseball stadiums!!!"

When people yelled "fuck this shit," did it look like this?

I didn’t say non-pornographic.

Thinking back to their recap they did mention that during Kip/Penelope's interview they cut to Joey walking up the ramp. It's interesting because they said she dumped Joey for Kip and I guess now they're going to transition into that for a story. I get a bit weird about turning real life stuff like this into a story. But if they're okay with it and can make for compelling TV then I guess I'm on board. Oh, and also forgot to mention that we went to the after party. I hope they have it somewhere a bit closer for next year but it was a fun time regardless. We saw Peter Avalon again who was delighted to hear me bring up his other gimmick in NWA Hollywood (discussed on Jericho's pod) And my wife finally met Sonny and she just lost her damn mind. So I'd say it was worth going to and thankfully we paid half price for VIP tickets due to the code.

Is it possible that the way it goes now is 1) use AEW paranoia to negotiate a new contract with a disproportionately generous downside guarantee 2) ask for your release on twitter 3) receive the terrible punishment of being sent home to sit out your contract 4) sit at home getting paid decent money doing nothing 5) hope vince forgets you exist rather than hauling you back in to tank his own product with a thinly-veiled punishment storyline

In the proper timeline WALTER would hold one main belt and Cesaro would hold hte other and they would rule the roster with an iron fist.

Whoops, posted in the wrong topic. But you can't go wrong with Sandman boogie!

Jericho vs Owens didn't need the title, and someone has to go on second. Besides, Brock vs Goldberg was badass.

I don't know bout the rest of you motherfuckers, but I am bouncing here and there and everywhere with some high adventure that's beyond compare and shit...

FTFY

Yeah, both clearly were because again, it would be a pool of blood from all of the shards of glass, not to mention pulling both guys out of a real barbed wire spider web thing would be a nightmare. You'd have to cut the wire to get them out.

Hell in a Cell?

Since I got home we've been on a tear with the school afternoon shows like Darkwing Duck and Gargoyles. This is going to take over our lives.

What a confusing era of the WWF.

Charlotte deserves a face full of mist for the spot. That gif is pissing me off. I can't be too mad, though. It's not like I sat through Raw. Then, I'd just be mad at myself.

I'm in too much medication, that I'm now wondering why a British guy with 20 yrs of experience not working would want or need the skills or experience of apartment wrestling, nonpornographic or otherwise.

I’m not a fan of him leaking US Government information, but I can agree with his choice of wrestler of the year.

This weeks BTE takes the least subtle shots at WWE and Seth possible!

Luckily it's going to take Vince at least another 10 years before he sees Deadpool.

By bringing that up, you're dragging this into the realm of the merits of the "escape to win" cage match concept discussion. And we had that discussion (and the best cage match ever discussion) quite recently. No blue bar match ever measures up to Blanchard vs Magnum in the "Winner marries loser's ex wife and raises their daughter" match, btw.

I've said it before, but Sherri is the best female manager of all time by about 6428944892489489489418948604861651%. Miss Elizabeth (pre-NWO leather skirt) is the one the WWE tries to tell you was the best, but Sherri is the one that everyone actually enjoyed watching. She was also a trailblazer, I'm 100% certain that her ass wore the first thong that I ever saw on television.

Prom photos are getting stranger and stranger.

Nah, that's just another Sunday afternoon for Super Humman. ?

I find Dave a lot easier to take when you only read him and dont hear him. ?

Paul F. Tompkins now has a new bit to his impression.

C'mon, there's a 5th place SEC team that will need that spot.

Watts would say something racist within the first five minutes of his employment and get fired.

DZ could give us the fucking source for one of their posts for once.

If you look at the possible ramifications of the SCU vs Jericho/ Guevara match, either Jericho & Guevara win the tag titles (seems unlikely), or it goes time limit (possible), or one of Kaz and Sky pins either Sammy or Jericho. I'm thinking Scorpio Sky beating Jericho is a very intruiging finish. Considering he wasn't supposed to be in the tag tourney, he was supposed to be the singles guy in SCU, and now he's pinned le Champion, you could go places with that.

I mean no offense to Sin Cara, but I’m not saying to myself “Bruh, what do you bench”.

Teddy's run-in with the Harts to fight Contra to start Fusion was one of the least enthusiastic run-ins you'll see. I just don't give a fuck about Injustice as an act, so of course they'll keep getting TV time.

I kind of gave up after week 3. I may give it another go but I really don't care for their roster with a few exceptions, as cool as the aesthetic is.

My first thought was, "Man that's kinda fucked-up since Baszler has been so abusive to Kai." Kayfabe still lives.