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I can't wait for him to talk about the time they brought in the new fruit trays and how the dirtsheets don't know about ripeness.

Yowie wowie!

Eddie was so fucking great.

I kind of wish people wouldn't use the "new Roman" because Seth actually deserved the shit unlike Roman

I mean, the signs were there

“Bruce, Smackdown’s rating dropped in week 2, what do you think went wrong” Bruce sees an opening to get the Smackdown job.

"They got the same name... TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!"

They wont do that because they want to coast this year, so next year they can really phone it in and blame it on switching generations, just like this year they're going to blame it on Yukes leaving What sucks is 2K19 was kind of alright. If this was a game that actually built on shit in that one instead of fucking it up more, I'd probably end up getting it.

No no no. Bruce got the job. Not Daniel Bryan.

What a twat.

Hey, you guys wanted a more 80’s studio crowd, and that’s what you got back then. It’s the wrestlers job to meet the challenge of the snark. Like how Dusty called a woman unfuckable that one time to shut her up.

They said Blockbuster, not Hollywood Video.

Stop being so tactful. They should launch Dolph Ziggler into the sun. There is no alternative. Anything less is weakness.

Liking the new look for the Empress of Tomorrow. Saw this and thought of my friend, @J.T..

Gulak vs Bryan is now a possibility and that's literally the only thing that matters after the draft. Put that shit right into my veins.

Bray Wyatt is basically this generation's Doink The Clown, except Doink's hocus pocus magic bag of bullshit (involving multiple Doinks) actually helped him win matches. So far, the only trick The Fiend has displayed is to lay there long enough and take enough of a thrashing to actually get his opponent DQ'ed during a Hell In A Cell match, because the ref is bored to death.

Marty debuting at the end of the Thanksgiving Eve episode of Dynamite would blow the roof off of The Sears.

The Game Master control room in MIDNIGHT MADNESS was more convincing than those draft war rooms:

Based on the results of this draft it seems to me that the same people that run the Knicks run USA.

ALmost thought the Cardinals would be the most embarrassing thing on the air tonight until I remembered RAW and boy did it deliver!

I hope FOX cancels them. Hold their feet to the fire. It's deserved. Also, when is this blockbuster trade supposed to go down?

Eric: Oh man, you know what... They got fudge at the bottom of the bottom, y’see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you eat your ice cream. Zack Ryder: I never met a man who knew so much about nothing. Eric: Thank you...

Here is an even better way to sum it up

Given all the grief it gave Bischoff with moving, it's not surprising.

I have refrained from talking shit about the draft due to just how boring and predictable it is mainly because I'm trying to not be so negative about things. While I haven't seen the rest of the show I will say that I'm glad Viking Raiders won the titles and it was cool to see them say the titles they've won. They have that Road Warriors vibe and in a different era would make tons of money (and maybe even be HOFers to boot) So there's that and I still need to see Cedric/Murphy which I can imagine being very good. But it has been a tad easier not getting negative about Raw because no matter how bad shit gets I just think to myself "Hey, at least there's MLW, NWA and AEW's shows to look forward to." I know that might seem out of place when talking about Raw or SD but it does help in my case. I am hopeful though with who they drafted and Heyman behind the wheel that there might be better shows on the horizon. Then again I'm still trying to win the lottery.

Bray really needs to get home owner's insurance or sue WWE, one of the two. This is the second time someone has burned down a house he owns.

If anyone wants to read my mini reviews on this marathon, they are on my letterboxd right here: https://letterboxd.com/farwell3d/tag/31for31/reviews/by/release-earliest/

Mike Bennett seems like a nice enough guy. He might fit the description of million dollar heart, but a nickel brain. How fucking dumb do you have to be to re-sign for FIVE YEARS and then come to the realization that the company intends on using you like they did before, which is to say not at all and when they do you're going to be humiliated. If the quantity and quality of the work I was putting in were a deciding factor on where I worked then I sure as fuck wouldn't be signing on with the WWE Black Hole for FIVE. YEARS. He only has himself to blame.

Wow. That right there is why I abandoned ship and will not come back anytime soon, if ever. That's fucking horrible.

Enrico Palazzo?