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Does the guy who's always running in for the alt right dunces really want to make cheap assumptions about other people's character?

Why the fuck are we talking about Sasha? This was the night of Bayley dammit.

Now this.. was dope as fuck. WWE don't deserve Naomi and the Usos.

Yeah, say what you want but Brock's new mixtape seemed dope as fuck and he wanted everyone to hear it.

I wish the series had ended with Salladhor Saan reacting to the news that Cersei fucked a different pirate and she's now dead so he doesn't get a chance.

I wonder if it was the same as Bob Holly's infamous "Give me the belt and let me beat everybody' pitch

Bayley makes history. First woman to hold the NXT Women's Championship, WWE RAW Women's Championship, WWE Women's Tag Team Championship and WWE Smackdown Live Women's Championship. Bayley also won the Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match.

At least they didn't give the crown to Brock.

Okay the European Title is back after all ?

The artform of pro wrestling is almost entirely based on the theme of retributive violence. I want color in the opener. I want dudes blading their chins even if they don't wear a mask. I want the play-by-play guys gigging themselves if they yell too loud. I'm thirsty for it. Be my oasis, Son of Dusty.

Grey Worm walks into the Throne room. "Where is the Queen?" "She got on her Dragon and flew away." "Why is there a big pool of blood on the floor?" "That was there when I got here. That's been there for ages. Don't worry about it." "Why is your knife sheath empty? Where is your knife?" "I lost it a while ago" "You had it this morning. Why is the Throne all melted?" "The dog ate it?"

A) You guys are having to carry all the water on this for Weiss & Benioff, which is not how good storytelling works. B). This issue isn't whether it makes sense as a plot point without being shown, the issue is that it would have been an interesting and highly significant character beat to see Grey Worm work all this out for himself. This is basically the denouement of his character arc (what little of one he was given): He's finally free to choose for himself, so what's he going to do with it? How does he react to this untenable situation he's been thrust into? What's that experience like for him? What does he really want out of this? That's the shit that makes stories great, not plot math. But they skipped it. Probably, as with most of the issues this season, because they didn't give themselves enough episodes.

You guys did not at all prepare me for how amazing the Bayley celebration was. She was going to milk every possible photo op that she could: her back against the guard rail surrounded by women, holding up that fan's fake money in the bank case, in front of all the "hugger section" signs, deep into the crowd with the Bayley in the Bank sign with everyone chanting her name around her. All the while, the crowd continued to be super hot for her. I'm not sure I've ever quite seen anything like it. It was the world's most PG Sandman in the ECW Arena celebration.

The sunset flip bomb got a 'yowie wowie' chant. You can't ask for the fans to react any more than that.

Hug Like A Champ

there isn't one [notice how everyone at Castle Black was a wildling?], it's a "wink wink" punishment that actually gives Jon what he wants while placating the people who want him dead until those people leave. There is no Night's Watch and there is no threat for a Night's Watch to guard against; Jon is King-Beyond-The-Wall

That 24/7 belt is fucking hideous. However, Brock new boombox fucking rules:

DJ Brock is something I didn’t think I needed in my life. All is forgiven.

The solution is obviously to stop taking the belt off of Charlotte.

PUT THIS ON THE NETWORK YOU COWARDS!!!

All of them? I posit that the aggregate Rotunda family WAR is 0: Mike was a clearly a replacement level 0 WAR AAAA guy all the way. He’s heel Terry Taylor. Bray has some 70 tools but long stretches of bad. Positive WAR contribution at the end, though. Bo is a negative WAR piece with a cup of coffee. He cancels out Bray.

C'mon. We both know how awesome that would be.

Last one I can think of:

I thought about that after the penultimate episode. It was going to be a major plothole once Dany was gone. You have the Dothraki and the Unsullied who have been with Dany forever and now crazy ass Grey Worm w/ an insatiable blood thirst. Jon does the deed and then Grey Worm is...sorta pissed? What in the entire fuck? I watched these motherfuckers come all this way with her...to go to Naath? How did Jon avoid getting the Catelyn Stark treatment once he was found and all hell breaking loose? Alright then, showrunners.

Grey Worm has such a weird arc in this episode. Goes from being merciless and taking no prisoners on behalf of Dany...to literally taking prisoners (of the people that conspired to kill Dany, no less!) and standing around, getting dunked on by literally everyone at that meeting. And then, after becoming a genocidal asshole for two episodes, he gets a weirdly heroic ending, as the Unsullied are sailing off to protect Missendei's island. Just all over the place.

To be fair, Brock is 41. Jericho is 48. Isn’t Jericho vs Omega the main event of Double or Nothing?

Game of Throne fans: Could you fuck up an ending any worse? Vince McMahon: Hold my beer!

I wonder what the age cutoff is between people who loved the Brock boombox bit and the people who were too young to know what the fuck he was doing.

Since the title can be defended anytime, the face plate should have been a clock, complete with hands moving hilariously fast around it. Either that, or a digital clock repeatedly blinking 12:00.

TV-14 can be great when it's done right. TV-PG can be great when it's done right. I'll say this much, I do like having the possibility of some juice but I also don't need it to be Starrcade '83.

Since I am the one at grill, I always reserve the largest steak for myself. Only dumb cooks go hungry.

Oh and technically Bayley is the first Women's Grand Slam winner

Hearing reports that a professional wrestler in the middle of a push might have momentarily experienced a consequence of his virulent and well-documented racism

It says a lot that you are more pissed at anyone and everyone else than at the person who went on 8-years of racist and homophobic tirades.

Kalisto was asked about Lars racist comments about Latinos. Kalisto replied "He needs to get out of my way". He told him. Doesn't sound pussy to me.

Grammar was absolutely perfect because he brought that refined intellectual voice that he's used throughout his career to a big furry blue ape man. I legitimately can't imagine a better casting choice for the role.

Bran: JON! We have to go back! It's about your kids! Jon: my kids?! What... Do they grow up to be assholes or something?

That ending was something straight out of a TV show that does a wrestling episode but doesn't know how wrestling works, even in a kayfabe sense.

THIS FUCKING COMPANY found the ONE person worse than Corbin winning this thing. The one fucking guy that could actually win the title tomorrow if he wanted too and you give him the briefcase. That was one of the most dangerous MITB matches maybe ever and nobody will remember it except for the dumb fuck that though Brock winning was a great idea

I'm, actually really ok with that ending.

How does something like this not get posted here already