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Ivar and Erik spelled backwards is Rellik.

I'd not heard Madden commentate in years until I decided to watch Mayhem 2000 on a whim this weekend, and the guy was truly wretched. Amusingly, I tweeted out how bad I thought his commentary was (without @-ing anyone BTW), and was surprised when a few hours later Madden quoted the tweet to call me a mark and that I was just jealous. Which felt like an odd flex, to tell your 100k followers that you vanity searched yourself and got upset because someone thought you were a bad commentator 19 years ago.

To keep it wrestling related, every time Mark Madden yelled "Snoochie Boochies, Tony" or "Fly Fatass Fly", I wished for terrible things to happen to him. You like Mallrats? Fine. Leave it out of your awful shtick.

THE VIKING EXPERIENCE.. The fuck?

Do people actually think Sasha and Bayley aren't over or need to be repackaged? The issue with both of them is that they never get a chance to build any momentum before their legs are cut out from under them. Both of them are good enough, their characters are over enough, and have enough good opponents to get as over as any women on the roster if given the opportunity. There isn't an act on the entire roster who could succeed the way they've been booked.

The very obvious job of mirroring the first episode with this worked a lot better than I would've expected if you had told me that was what they would do. From a small kid climbing to get a better view of the arrival of royalty all the way to the final scene, it was a beautifully done echo.

The Viking Experience is what your dorky fifth grade teacher called the history module on Vikings in his never-ending, never-succeeding quest to make history interesting to his students

If I were Kushida, I'd be worried about when the time comes for being called up, being re-packaged as the Samurai Experience.

It truly sounds like a section of a C+ Amusement Park somewhere in Montana.

I love that the War Raider gimmick is now just Viking enthusiasts. "This is The Viking Experience, Cole. When these guys aren't wrestling they pretend to be old timey people in the woods behind their neighbor's house! I'm so excited for these very normal guys who have a very specific cosplay hobby."

The Viking Experience

I don't think Smackdown got raided at all. AJ is pretty stale there and the Usos need to get away from the New Day and the Bar. Eric Young randomly getting sent to Raw without SANITY may be the highlight of the whole Shake Up so far.

I'll just say the same thing I said on Facebook: The...Viking Experience? WWE fucking sucks. Ivar and Erik? This fucking company...

Looking forward to the constant pregnancy updates and breastfeeding pics. #LactationNarration

Impregnation vacation...it's a passing phase.

The President with his thoughts.

Not seen: The flip flops.

Not sure if we're discussing this here but that Dijakovic/Harper match was REALLY good.

This is one of the dumbest sentences ever written.

Settle down, Mickie Jamesnetico.

It's pretty obvious Jon's the better ruler and leader, as he's willing to do what feels is the best way to put his side ahead without sacrificing WHO he is. He also seems to be getting pretty damn annoyed, and rightfully so, at people still being stuck on their petty titles and thrones and not fully concerned about the massive Undead Army marching on the world. People declared loyalty to Jon, and he's earned that, then they immediately question every move he makes, considering that move added over 20,000 troops and 2 Dragons to their army, so the loyalty rings hollow and all around "Well, I'm out if he's not the King" It's when the majority of characters act like this that I start pulling for the Night King, because they don't deserve Jon asspulling a complete victory in this (which we know he's going to). I'm going to be disappointed next episode in the Hall scene if Jon doesn't just throw his hands up and be "MOTHERFUCKERS! The Walkers ARE OVER THE NEXT FUCKING HILL, can we group together, deal with that shit, then get back to this petty shit when humanity is saved?"

Oh I forgot my favorite moment ”I’ve always had blue eyes!!!!”

Pot kettle and all that.

Nice observation, Matt. Did you go to journalism for that?

Shhhh. I'm gaining intel on future bans. I've got a solid list from this and the AEW thread.

The Michael J Fox Enthusiast!

Only 180 of them.

On the heels of John Nord's arrest and for more Clerks references, I would have gone with the Berzerkers.

In my heart, they’ll always be Medieval Times.

Assorted.

Given all that's happened I'm surprised her or anybody would still use Tumblr in 2019.

The last two pages have been about some idiot and not the people getting inducted, so that's a good a reason as any to say this has run its course.

C'mon son, I know Beefcake sucked but I know I marked like crazy when he saved Piper at Mania III...

Man, if I let my 14 year old watch a movie called Dirty Ho and his Mum found out about it, she wouldn't speak to me for a few weeks.

Boo Boo is stoned out of his fucking gourd. He's waiting for Yogi to get back with a pinic basket.

"He's goofier than a pet coon."

I find her very creepy. She looks like a mannequin. Those eyes...I have the perfect quote to describe those eyes. "I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes… the devil’s eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy’s eyes was purely and simply… evil."

It was payoff interaction after payoff interaction. You could have remixed which characters talked to each other and still had everything basically work. That's the strength of a show this dense.

I swear to god, unless I see some fucking proof of this "boo boo face" that keeps coming up - unquestionable proof that Sasha Banks is visibly telegraphing dissatisfaction at the upcoming conclusion of a match - I'm assuming that anyone who says it is wearing a helmet to avoid serious head trauma from putting one foot in front of the other. Also, I think some of you have me on ignore, because I've seen 2-3 mentions of "confirmation bias" since I mentioned it, and I jus want to know what I did to hurt y'all ...?