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If Bortles ends up anywhere near this thing, I'll protest outside every show with God Hates Jags signs

The more important detail from that Byron Leftwich?!?!?!?!

The stigma attached to zach Ryder?

Insert *Good Place spoilers* joke here.

Let's reiterate this: they thought EL HIJO DEL FRICKIN SANTO COULDNT WORK. But he sure was handsome! Jesus wept...

We can only hope they just turn Smackdown into a 2 hour NXT.

So Hunter is going to get his ultimate wish?

Heel with a capital H. ?

Dee's Elaine is getting slept on. She nailed the JLD mannerisms. That whole segment was great. I hope they filmed more and release it or something. As for the sitcom debate, I have to go with Curb overall with Seinfeld and Always Sunny right behind it. I was rewatching the entire series recently and aside from feeling a little stale in Season 5, it's been borderline perfect for me. Even after the staleness in 5, they added Leon in season 6 which gave the show a whole new energy.

Before this thread gets locked I just want to say I just finished the show and my first thought is no Torrie Wilson that pissed me off. False advertising But other than that it was a tight enough show. Nothing overtly bad. AJ/D-Bry vs The Uso's was really cool, Miz vs Rusev was whatever. I thought The Cutting Edge segment was really good. Becky vs Charlotte is really their hottest angle right now so I'm glad they used Edge to move it forward. Edge warning Becky that she's close to becoming something she's going to hate was great and Becky blowing it off like nope I've liked who I have become was cool. Crowd loved Becky popped at her giving Edge shit talking him to watch his neck on those ropes. Show was fun, Evolution was never on Smackdown but fuck Batistas home town and it looks like they are setting something up between Triple H and Dave. Big Show randomly turning heel was actually appropriate for a 1000th Smackdown. Rey vs Nakamura should have gotten more time. I don't know if Taker needed to be on the show.

Does this mean when Blake Bortles finally suckasses his way out of the NFL, Khan will throw him a bone and let him be a bitter failed quarterback heel with a massive drinking problem?

Vince McMahon?

"Okay, pal! He'll be okay after we get rid of the mask and my son teaches him how to throw a punch! We'll have him feud with Santino! They can fight over which is better, lasagna or tacos! It's money, pal!"

I got a more detailed (read rambling) review coming but while I was watching Tommy and Eddie vs Moose and Kross I was thinking I would mind seeing Moose and Kross as a Powers of Pain type tag team holding the division for ransom as champs just destroying the competition for a few months. Nana as their manager would be a nice addition to that.

Kharma for acquiring Osuna? And sign stealing?

108-54 doesn't exactly scream "scrappy underdog"

If A Star Is Born is a wrestling match, its Rock/Austin WM X7. Perfection requiring an audible being called on the damn finish...

Everyone is getting their stories mixed up here. Foley was in ROH for a few appearances, and he was so impressed with Punk and Joe that he pitched bringing them in directly to Vince soon after. It was nothing more than a discussion/idea he had where Foley would lead this quasi invasion. Joe as Umaga was some internet nerd joining dots as that ^ came out around about the time Umaga debuted and people just jumped to the conclusion. Yes, it was BS. As for Albright, he should've been a main eventer down the road. WWE called him up as 'Benoit's apprentice' then he got a load of shit behind the scenes for being a Benoit rip-off... yup, go figure. His run in ROH was okay after he got released but he seemed to be in that Chad Collyer mold of 'awesome mechanic who couldn't put a character together' EDIT: My fourth post in a row where I inadvertently created a new page. What do I win?

Baseball gods turned on the Astros big time. Seemed like every lucky bounce went Boston’s way. Last year, the Astros were the team of destiny and got the lucky bounces and breaks. This year it’s those scrappy underdog Red Sox. Oh well. Still proud of my dudes.

Wasn't this confirmed to be bs long ago?

This thread has jumped the shark if we're bringing up Rick fucking Martel, possessor of some of the best babyface fire ever.

Double posting is most certainly a sign of weakness in Vince's mind.

I'm a fat fuck and I've been battling food addiction/binge eating for years now. Years ago, and I mean YEARS, we're talking about when DVDVR was split between the glitteratti and bigger guys camps. At that time, I was firmly in the glitteratti camp. I had been around 275 lbs. in 2000. I slowly dropped some weight to get down to around 250 or 260 and that was where I was until about 2005 or so. I then did the South Beach Diet along with pilates and weight lifting to get down to 195 lbs. That was in about 2007. I felt healthier than ever. And then life happened. Got married, had a kid, got divorced, found someone new, and on and on. I had gotten back up to 240 when I was getting divorced, but at that time, knowing I needed to focus on my own self, I started to get back in shape. I worked out about 5 times a week and just kept my calories low. I probably got down to 230 to 225, but I didn't focus on what really affected me, which was the food I was eating. Mainly sugars and carbs. This is about 2013 to early 2014. Shortly after meeting the woman who would become my wife, I got back up to 240. From there, it all fell apart eating wise. Over the course of 4 years I ballooned up to 300 lbs. I felt like I was in pain, I was depressed about every day, but every day I would eat a box of Cheez Its or a bag smaller than a Halloween sized bag of candy. I'd eat chicken tenders damn near every day. If it wasn't that, I was drinking lots of soda. I couldn't stop. If I tried pulling away from eating the Cheez Its or candy or whatever I would just feel miserable. Multiple times I'd leave the home at night around 1 or 2 am to sneak off to a Walmart to buy snacks. Anyway, enough is enough. I don't want to die of a heart attack or cancer and I need to be honest about my addictions and demons. Some people struggle with drugs, others with alcohol, but mine is food. So last Tuesday I started doing Keto or South Beach or whatever you want to call it. I last weighed in at my doctor's office at 306 lbs. and that was probably a month ago. So that's my starting point. I cut out all sugar and nearly all processed foods. The only processed food I probably eat are these tiny little pepperoni sausages and I only eat 6 of those, which is what the portion is. After a few days I felt so fucking sick. I'm prone to migraines as it is, but I had a shit awful migraine and was just nauseous all day. I wanted to eat 4 sleeves of crackers so badly along with a platter of chicken strips. I didn't. I toughed it out. The next day I actually felt great. Part of the struggle with this diet is getting enough calories. Eating the right foods to get enough calories is fucking HARD. Really hard. I struggle daily to just hit 900 to 1000. One day I only ate about 500 calories because I missed lunch. Over this short period of time though, I've developed a better grasp over my hunger and I'm noticing that I don't have the pull to go to McDonalds and then also stop at Taco Bell on the way home. I don't have the pull to eat boxes and boxes of Ritz or Cheez Its. I don't have the pull to put away a whole 2 liter of Dr. Pepper or grape soda. Every day I've had a green breakfast shake that is basically kale, avocado, protein powder, and unsweetened almond milk. Lunch is a salad with some kind of lean meat in it or no meat. Dinner is something home made. I've done all of this to the tune of getting down to 286 lbs. after a little less than a week and a half. The weight isn't what matters though, what matters is conquering whatever addiction to sugar and carbs I have. That's the thing I want to defeat the most and if I keep myself sober, then the weight will fall off as an added bonus. I plan on working in exercise soon, but for now, I just want to tackle how I'm eating and destroy the bad habits I had. After a couple weeks I'll work some carbs back in, like fruit, but not a lot. That's where this becomes more like the South Beach Diet where I'm basically retraining my brain to not crave the horrible shit I used to. I'll get there, but I just wanted to post this as some sort of coming clean to someone or anyone aside from my wife and friends to just hold myself accountable to more people. It may mean nothing to anyone else, but it's like playing a trick on my brain. Last of all, this isn't something that will work for everyone, but if you felt like I felt, then my heart goes out to you and I wish you nothing but the best and the most success you can have. Nutrition and weight and what not is discussed a lot in this country, but the actual struggle isn't talked about. You can't just give up eating. I mean, you can, but it isn't going to go well. It's just so hard.

I'm in a mood this morning. Enjoy your new titles.

That would have been my second guess, behind "Roddy Piper branded bondage gear." Just when they think they've got the answers, I change the safeword.

I would be utterly shocked that a person who grew up in Ric Flair's household was racist. You can't see it, but I definitely have my shocked face on right now.

Some word on Big Dave's next project:

Just uploaded 3 edits for PS4. Quiet Storm, Mike Enos and Kendall Windham. I know, who the hell was asking for Kendall Windham and Mike Enos, but I'd rather make someone who hasn't been done yet than add yet another Seth Rollins or Sting. https://firepro-w.com/user/profile/BrianS081177

Here is the full story I enjoy between this and trying to buy Wembley - Khan is gonna make sure he doesn't take anything with him when he goes

Good to see one of the 50 people who can still remember and reference Ford Fairlane.

I would've taken Venus Van Damme...

Waiting on last three. Regardless, we're kicking this thing off on Tuesday.

“You got to shave when you wear a dress like that and I don’t mean your legs”

How was the pyro?

Martel also had that random but awesome WCW run in the mix with Booker, Benoit, etc for the TV title.

Speaking of shows better than Seinfeld and Curb combined.

This is a really interesting question. I've never watched Survivor, but I'd probably vote for whomever needed the money the most. To be honest, I'd lobby for every contestant to get at least half that for all the stuff they have to go through while CBS makes millions off their suffering.

It's the national soup of Scotland, a delightful hearty mixture of fish and potatoes.

Martel should be in the above average group! In tag matches was very good as either the face in peril or the face coming in like a house of fire after getting he hot tag.

Proving once again that they always show the best shit at 4 A.M., woke up at about 4:30 this morning to find Winterbeast playing on B-Movie TV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpPsuSbrze8

That's next year's valentine's card sorted ?

I hope he pitches the incest storyline again

Oh good lord... - "Tegrity" - Spin Doctors - "Pussy sticks" - Randy's fake country/New England accent - Hemp Milk - Towlie: "I didn't know chickens wore suspenders..." - Every episode opening with a school shooting

No, you're a psychopath. YOU MUST STAY CONNECTED AT ALL COSTS TO YOUR PERSONAL HAPPINESS. You might miss out on something that makes your furious or sad that you don't actually care about.

Spoilers, man, spoilers! People got pissed off to find out (before they saw the movie) that Ryan Gosling was a replicant who couldn't express human emotions*, and that was given away in the first five minutes. * and not only that, he was also playing one in this movie.

Oh yeah, and Michael Cole calling Shirai's top-turnbuckle moonsault an "Asai moonsault" for no apparent reason made me think that some Brazilian wrestler should start doing an "açai moonsault". Free idea for Taynara Conti right there.

And here we have the disrespectful young punks (age at the time 32 and 28) taunting the 49 year old man, for being old and bald: And here they are, still being disrespectful young punks at ages 53 and 49: Is Shawn Michaels' beard a ginger one that's going white, or a white one riddled with tobacco stains?

My word association with Bagwell goes: 1. Calf implants 2. Broken neck 3. Judy Bagwell 4. Top hat 5. Handsome stranger 6. Spraywell High School Honorable mention: julie strain, American Males song, spokane