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Phillips and Saxton were molested by the bike shop owner.

Becky Lynch is genuinely someone who did nothing wrong. We need to cheer her forever.

1. Macho turning on Hogan over the Elizabeth bullshit. Don't mess with another man's wife. Guy Code 101... 2. The Rock's first heel turn / Die, Rocky, Die! Number Three used to be Samoa Joe's heel turn in NXT and the subsequent beatdown of Finn Balor. Joe being told he had to earn his title shot was bullshit. The list of the men that Joe has beaten over the years en route to title runs could sub for a HoF entry ballot. Joe does not have to earn shit. He deserves a shot because he is Samoa fucking Joe. It's that simple Give the man his championship opportunity when he asks for it. Barry Windham turning on Dustin Rhodes for keeping him from pinning Steamboat is probably Number Five. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT WE ARE TRYING TO WIN TITLES, MOTHER FUCKER~? STEAMBOAT IS NOT YOUR PARTNER, I AM~!

::Vince walks by:: “Hey, welcome back, Tazz!”

Charlotte's been screwing Becky over for years. Summerslam was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

I wish they'd stayed together long enough to sell those facemasks the first time around.

What about Shawn Michaels heroically pursuing that coward Marty Jannetty as he tried to escape through the barbershop window?

I can only hope the crowd continues to treat Becky like an angry friend who's lashing out and venting and saying hurtful mean things, but they're understanding and supportive and will still be there for her. "I hate you! You're never there for me!" "It's okay, Becky, we're here for you now."

If only Carmella knew how to wrestle, she'd actually be good.

Hope Samoa Joe gets the WWE Championship.

Becky has skyrocketed to #3 on my lifetime Justified Heel Turns list. Charlotte Flair had that beatdown coming to her.

I loved Mella's "Don't title shame me!"

Gee, ya think. They literally did the same fucking thing with Bayley just a couple months ago. Dave remembers this shit except for when it actually matters. Anyone with half a brain could see this heel turn failing miserably. People love Becky. She's probably the most pure babyface woman on the roster and a babyface that actually got over as a babyface. So of course in Vince's never ending feud against the audience it's Becky, the natural face, that needs to turn heel and not Charlotte, the natural heel. This company is so fucking stupid that I wonder why I watch. And then I think, well, Jeff Hardy really beat the shit out of Orton, Joe is delightfully evil, and the New Day won the titles in a killer garbage match so I guess they hooked me again for another week.

Is an actress playing Randy’s wife?

Dildo blender, tough guy HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hope they send Becky and Charolette to couseling. They'll be hugging again in no time.

The only thing wrong with this picture is Crush in there instead of Ax. Stupid shellfish allergy.

No idea why but watching that New Day clip I envisioned Big E with bright yellow hair like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man. That would be such a great heel look for him.

Posting this in advance knowing it may be brought up including @Eivion ; ).

#TeamLynch. #TeamLassKicker. #BeckyIsRight. #StopCharlotteFlair.

Okay, I'll bite. Who or whom are #1 and 2? Oh, and fuck Charlotte.

This had to have sucked.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hey, wait a second... Now, call me crazy, but something...SOMETHING seems very different about the YouTube version of this promo...

Most important part is that none of the two is able to outwit children ten or younger...

I have no idea why but Big E being creepy is hysterical to me. Like the creepier it is, the better.

Golden pettiness alert! "I've been following them since NXT, and Peyton's never looked better."

The little girl yelling "LET THEM FIGHT!" in that was great. There were some neat fans tonight, like the little kids in the front row losing their shit, the honeymoon couple with the signs, the couple dancing to New Day's theme and later the guy doing the same solo.

In case you were wondering what the live crowd reaction was (without Dunn's greasy fingerprints)

Dave's response:

Dave's argument was that they had learned from the Bayley thing. He was not exactly right.

This Becky thing is a gift from drama heaven. Praise be.

INCREDIBLE ending to RAW...I honestly am looking forward to next week's show. Wait I'm going to next week's show! HUZZAH!!!

It’s my eighth wedding anniversary today. Married my best friend. This is a good idea if you’re looking for romantic advice. Celebrating by eating and drinking too much.

The Springboard Stunner is so fucking stupid that everyone should kick out at one.

My big question is where they aim to get the heel-face dynamic for Ronda vs Charlotte. Right now the crowd would hypothetically be solidly behind Ronda. What happens the second you put Ronda in front of Sasha? Then you've got your most vocal fans turning on both of the women pencilled to be in your big Mania match and the whole thing goes a bit pear shaped. And with the planned Horsewomen vs Horsewomen match and the general shallowness of both womens divisions, they can't get around Ronda vs Sasha forever. This comedy of errors has a chance to get even more amusing in the coming months with the booking of the women on both shows converging into a pretty spectacular dumpster fire. I'm investing in popcorn and salt.

You're forgetting maybe the best lines delivered in the past 4 1/2 years. You reap what you sow. You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

It's hilarious that not only did that crowd refuse to boo Becky, she's got a stronger babyface reaction than she's gotten the past three years. She's miscast as a heel. Charlotte is miscast as a face. So I assume WWE will continue to book the feud that way. I half expected Big E to turn heel last night. Weird stuff from him. I'm probably in the minority but i won't miss the Bludgeon Brothers. They seem pretty limited to squash matches (Rowan is awful in the ring, neither one can talk, etc.). Much prefer to see their tv time given to the Bar, Usos, whoever.

There are other factors which need to be considered here. Does Becky have an action figure collection?

It will be amusing to see how long the Becky thing is self sustaining. Can we get weeks or months of these two waiting to see who gives in a quits first: Vince (sitting on top of nerd fan punching him with the fan's own hand): Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself? Fans (tearing up, lips trembling): I love hitting myself. I'm enjoying this. You're the one who's failing because hitting myself feels great! Vince: Fine, then I guess you'll just keep hitting yourself then. Fans: Good, because it's the funnest thing! Vince: Fine! Fans: Great!

The shittiest thing is Vince is supposed to be focused on Raw but his greasy fingerprints were all over that promo. Everything else? Felt like he wasn't paying attention at all.

Also, it bothers me that they never explained what made it a very special episode of Smackdown Live.

I AM AN F-B-I AGENT

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