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Ideally, Big (C)Ass goes to interfere, Joe sees him and puts him to sleep before he can. Match goes on as planned, is fuckin awesome, gets 37 ("In a row?") stars.

New trailer for CHRISTOPHER ROBIN No I'm not crying. You are. Shut up.

With the WWE Network dropping new footage every Thursday, we are going to be reviewing the best unearthed gems every Friday, both from the Network and the internet at large, this week MattD and I reviewed, Piper vs. Valentine, Simmons vs. Vader and a newly released 1988 Tijuana El Hijo Del Santo mask match http://segundacaida.blogspot.com/2018/05/new-footage-fridays-vader-santo-piper.html

Oh, there you are Warriors.

A 20 point second half when you have a chance to kill off the defending champions. That's Toronto Raptor-esque levels of shittiness.

Try not to give any stars on your way through the parking lot. Hey! Hey you, get back here.

Fulham UP. JT doooooown.

Unearth amazing quality footage from 1983? Sure, no problem! Record a current day amazing sounding match and show more than 10 seconds of it? Nah. WWE has us all caught up in such an abusive relationship.

I feel like we're setting ourselves up for disappointment.

So you're trying to say the further down the block you went the badder it got?

They do, but it's a lot like MLK Blvd. Every city has one, but it's probably best not to go there.

I got to hear Scott Steiner shout “DIDDLY SQUAT”. this show gets 5 stars for that alone! Good to see King back, I love Eddie Kingston. They need to use him more. they are getting back to what Impact always did well, Good cruiser matches, using the women totally different to WWE and an interesting upper mid card - main event. They just never seem to have that break out super star main eventer at the right time. I feel like they are building Cage for it and I just pray they don’t “TNA” his push.

LA Park vs Rush (la Familia Real vs Los Ingobernables) 5/25 Arena Mexico (via cubsfan)

Seattle Seahawk (and more importantly, former Winnipeg Blue Bomber) punter Jon Ryan has been named one of the Grand Marshals for the Pride parade to take place in Regina on June 16. Jon was always a good guy in the community when he played here, and I am happy to see him stepping up and doing this.

Post. It's two hours of Fett being digested by the sarlacc.

Let's take a moment to appreciate Rick Steiner's clothesline bump...

Please no JR, please no JR ....

Put that man in the WON Hall of Fame!!!

I'm not a fan of Harden but he was murdered several times over in the 3rd and the refs wouldn't call it. It was starting to look like Kings and Lakers from 2002.

Good luck. In your corner, pal.

The Middle ended its nine season run this past week. Sad to see it go. One of my favorite shows of the past twenty years.

I'm very disappointed in all of you for not having posted this:

Joe's going to win thanks to interference from Big Cass, isn't he? Then, we're going to be upset Big Cass is still around.

I stand by your title.

Outside of the poop jokes, that kind of was Hulk Hogan's character.

How's that title, @Dolfan in NYC? ;).

Reminds me of that bit in Dumb & Dumber, when Lloyd is fighting the chef and he just rises up.

ESPN employee: "Hey, boss. Our viewership is going down again. People seem to think we're becoming too politicized. What do you think we should do?" ESPN executive: "You still have Keith Olbermann's number?" https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2018/05/25/keith-olbermann-back-sportscenter-expanded-espn-role/644277002/

Yet another reason they were dumb to kill off Klaue.

LeBron Fucking James, ladies and gentlemen

Maybe they should look outside the BP ROGUES GALLERY for the next movie. Tchalla vs Kraven, perhaps?

Steam: athinreverse Switch: SW-6785-8705-9291 PSN and XBL: MrJerkface42 (Yes, I named this after my cat. Yes, he is named after me.)

Because no one knew what Intellectual Property rights were?

You're a wonder, wonder woman

Can we get Leva "Blue Pants" Bates this time?

That isn't happening for the former while she is contracted to ROH.

Apparently "3-day shipping" according to FedEx means "we get to play keepaway with your package for 3 days, because we behave like people are going to be lounging around their residences at 2 PM on a work day." Fuck you, FedEx, and your reminder that, even though UPS and the USPS are incompetent, they're still better than you.

Fun Fact: Ilsa / She Wolf was filmed on the same set as the television show, Hogan's Heroes, in Culver City, CA. The show had already been cancelled, so the producers of Hogan's Heroes allowed Ilsa / SS to be filmed on the same set under one condition. The scene at the end where Ilsa's camp is burned to the ground is real. The makers of Ilsa promised to actually set the buildings on fire to save the producers of Hogan's Heroes from having to spend money to have the set torn down or demolished.

My highschool English teacher maintained that King was an excellent short-story writer who inflated his tales into novels for money. This was in the 90s.

As I've always said of King, he can exert control and write tight when he wants to. "The Mist" is a perfect example of this and I could easily list a dozen other novellas and novelettes where he shows tremendous restraint and just gets his points across. Unfortunately, many years ago NY publishers seized on the idea that "fat" meant value and encouraged authors to expand 300 page stories to 500 pages or more. King (and Peter Straub) are two of the best at doing this, in King's case it's a simple formula, waste three or four chapters talking about a minor character and then kill them off. Just like that you've added 90 pages to your book, helped satisfy the gore quotient and made everyone happy except the discerning reader that realizes that they just got dryfucked by the author. Glad to hear the the good King is back.

Daniel Bryan through the years from wwe.com:

Daniel Bryan through the years from wwe.com:

For me, it starts a bit before ZH, with the Waid Flash and Death of Superman, et al and continues up to probably GL: Rebirth. Bringing Hal back and establishing him as THE Green Lantern was the real signal that everything was going to move aggressively backwards. Or maybe when they cancelled PAD's Supergirl so Loeb could being back Kara, but, as much as I love Linda Danvers, I'm sympathetic to Didio's argument that she was really fucking hard to explain to a potential new reader who probably thought Supergirl was Superman's little sister. Kyle, Wally, etc were easy to explain, deeply established, etc etc.

Please don't make me start ranting.... I've been listening to my The Sailor On The Seas of Fate audiobook in my car on my way to work for the past few days now.

Shit, I HAVE to have orgasms to *stop* samurai from killing hunters in Wisconsin! (It's my pickup line. It's worked 4 times. I've tried it 112. Don't fuck this up for me guys!)

Saturday afternoon Amazon Prime movie watch: BLOOD BEAT (1983) So there's this lady, every time she has an orgasm, a Samurai spirit kills a hunter in Wisconsin. Or, every time a Samurai spirit kills a hunter in Wisconsin, this lady has an orgasm. I never quite figured out the cause-and-effect on that. They also never adequately explained why a Samurai spirit was in Wisconsin to begin with. One of those early 80s flicks where it's slow going at the start but then at minute forty the "WHAAT" moments kick in, and the ending is an nonsensical and insane as one would hope from a movie like this. Unsettling soundtrack that bounces between haunting drone-synth and public domain classical music adds to my theory that the filmmaker was trying to do an Argento flick but didn't have the chops or the actors to truly pull it off. My review: 2.5 stars.