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Only one week on the job and Paige has already unloaded all of Smackdown's dead weight. She might be the best GM yet.

Guys, Miz is on Smackdown again. Smackdown wins. They traded Dolph/Corbin/Jinder Mahal/Bobby Roode for FUCKING MIZ!!! That's like trading scabies/Rickets/herpes/mono for big giant box of Cap'n Crunch.

Sami Zayn's charity drive to fund a second mobile clinic in Syria has just reached its goal of $96,000. https://app.mobilecause.com/vf/SAMIFORSYRIA

We'll just go ahead and use this for the thread of both shows. Honestly, even though 3/4 of Smackdown are now on Raw, this was by far the highlight of the show Whatever they're paying Mickie, they should triple it.

I think it's safe to say Smackdown Live won the Superstar Shakeup. In a rout.

Are we acting like Sasha and Bayley didn't just have a really good match in San Diego a month or so ago?

(Not pictured - 30 seconds later, Lex Luger nutshots Sting for no reason.)

Nakamura vs. AJ's balls is a much better feud than what they were doing previously.

Becky Lynch can work in continuity department when she retires....

HAHAHAHAHA The Smackdown roster is so fucking good

Woman scorned Nikki Bella needs to return and Misawa elbow everyone into oblivion.

Ok, the “phoning it in” argument has merit. The “these girls have no talent” argument is asinine...

Heh.

Asuka and Ember Moon.

Awesome.

Nah, it's a lost cause guys. Bayley and Sasha should just pack it in and go to Japan to get beat up by Minoru Suzuki and attempt to become part-time idol singers on the side.

And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

In light of James Harrison's retirement, the National Football League has fined him $25,000.

It's Sting. That's reason enough.

I asked my son what this TOP 3 MOVES were for the shake up. Note: He's blue brand for life like me. 1. Move Ziggler to RAW. No real reason. My boy says it's time for him to go somewhere else. 2. & 3. Finn Balor and Roman to Smackdown because, as my son put it, "Smackdown doesn't have enough real good guys. Like really good."

A Facebook friend had a semi-drunken conversation with a guy who designs T-shirts and pins. The result: Only $15 here: http://www.lapelyeah.com/product/reign-in-blood

The best part of this roster is that Big Cass will get hurt again soon and then it will be EVEN BETTER

Also, you know Smackdown done good when @RIPPA stays up past 830 to watch the show.

This might be the greatest collection of talent ever and I am saying that with Randy Orton still being there

They didn't have any of the other WWE masks at Monsterpalooza other than Kane, but I wanted to show you guys how legit the Mankind mask is that Trick or Treat Studios put out. I bought one immediately.

If you were to boycott any promoter whose politics didn't align with yours, I do not think you'd be watching much wrestling. Sure it's more blatant with Sinclair but do you feel the same guilt going to Wrestlemania and giving Vince money for the network? His wife works in the administration for crying out loud and Vince is backwards as fuck politically. Japan is incredibly conservative politically too. Zero 1 does shows around the Yasukuni Shrine festival.

This is like the most Irish video ever

I don't know if it came across on TV but tonight was actually a pretty good crowd I thought. I had a blast. The three hours flew by. Nothing obnoxious just an energized crowd.

His book about his life as a con man and cons you can have fun with your friends with was one of my bibles. And the episode of Cheers where he helps Coach beat the New York con man is as good as The Sting.

Couple things: I cannot overstate how aggressively rancid that "Bayley and Sasha aren't any good" take is. Just brutal. Give them something real to do, and they'd shine. One of them should go to Smackdown. Surprised Bobby Roode and Baron Corbin are both going. I bet Big Cass shows up at Smackdown tomorrow.

You say that...and then she does something like sign Del Rio tomorrow night.

By losing Baron Corbin to RAW, I officially declare Smackdown the winner of the shakeup.

Yes!

Cena and Nikki's break up probably went something like this:

That's @Dolfan in NYC's birthday present sorted...

Someone talk me out of this.

Back for yet another year! If this pool was a person it would be on the verge of hitting puberty. Below are 20 movies set to be released this summer. You need to make two lists: List 1: Choose 15 of the 20 movies and rank them from highest to lowest according to the domestic box office gross you think each movie will make through its first 4 weeks (28 days) of release. Note that you're not trying to leave out the 5 movies you think will do the worst; just leave out the 5 that you feel least confident about ranking. Also, you don't need to guess how much money they'll make - just rank them. I'll be using boxofficemojo.com as the source for how much money each movie makes. List 2: Choose 15 of the 20 movies (doesn't have to be the exact same 15 as your first list) and rank them from highest to lowest according to the rating you think each movie will have on rottentomatoes.com after it's been out for 4 weeks. Again, you're not necessarily trying to leave out the five worst movies. Scoring: Your two lists will be compared with the actual ranks of the 15 movies, and your score will be the sum of the absolute values of the differences between the rank you gave to each movie and its correct rank. LOWEST score wins. Tiebreaking: In addition to your two lists, pick any one of the twenty movies and post exactly how much money you think it'll make domestically, in dollars, in its first 28 days of release. If two or more people end up with the same number of points, the person whose dollar figure is closer to correct (on a percentage basis) will be ranked ahead of the other. If that still results in a tie, then the person who posted their entry earlier will be ranked ahead of the other. Also, if two or more movies end up tied in box office gross right down to the dollar (pretty much impossible, but just in case), or end up with the exact same rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the ranking of those two movies will be set to whatever is more favorable for each individual person. The movies: Avengers: Infinity War (Apr 27) Overboard (May 4) Life of the Party (May 11) Deadpool 2 (May 18) Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25) Action Point (Jun 1) Ocean's 8 (Jun 8) The Incredibles 2 (Jun 15) Superfly (Jun 15) Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (Jun 22) Sicario: Day of the Soldado (Jun 29) The First Purge (Jul 4) Ant-Man and the Wasp (Jul 6) Skyscraper (Jul 13) The Equalizer 2 (Jul 20) Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (Jul 20) Mission: Impossible - Fallout (Jul 27) Christopher Robin (Aug 3) The Meg (Aug 10) The Happytime Murders (Aug 17) Deadline: The last day you can post your lists is May 31st, 2018, but any movie that has already premiered must be left off your lists. So, for example, if you enter after April 26th, you can't put Infinity War on either of your lists because it'll already be in theatres. Editing lists: You may edit your lists after they're posted, but only up until the release of any movie that appears on at least one of your lists. Since time of entry is a tiebreaker, if you edit a list, make a new post stating that you've edited. "The Adjustment Bureau" rule: Movies' release dates are not set in stone. If a movie's release date gets moved past September 30, 2018, and you have it on a list, it gets removed, and you get an additional number of points equal to your average points per movie on that list, rounded to the nearest whole number. Prizes: Top two finishers each get two selections from the following list, with a maximum of one Criterion selection; third through sixth places each get one pick from what remains. THE BREAKFAST CLUB - Criterion dvd NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD - Criterion dvd ELECTION - Criterion dvd THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC - Criterion dvd THE WORK SEOUL STATION SWEET VIRGINIA 68 KILL THE ROOM - the booby prize, which goes to the last place finisher Good luck! In so far: The Natural, Paco, The Unholy Dragon, Jesse Ewiak, The Z, Ace, hobo joe, King Leonidas of Sparta, J.T., ivpvideos, SorceressKnight, DreamBroken, RIPPA, gatling, Control, The Erotic Terrorist, Hail Sabin, Kuetsar, EVA, Super Ape, CSC, West Newbury Bad Boy, S.K.o.S., Elsalvajeloco, Niners Fan in CT, JRGoldman, El Dragon

I just wanted them to bring in Ulf Sammuelson to do a run in and take someone out for old times sake #UlfieDidNothingWrong #LongLiveTheWhale

Sad to hear about Harry Anderson. I grew up on his stand-up comedy routines about the art of the con and casual magic tricks.. His sleight of hand skills were unreal. RIP.

And definitely posting this because of how upset it will make people

If only there was video during the Dean Malenko era.

Why the fuck would I talk you out of that? I feel like I should be convincing you to buy more than one!